"A spell which makes a person who begs you for money/instance runs be affected by fear for 10 mins, mutes the noob and automatically adds the person to your ignore list, deletes all his armor, sets the noob's level to 1, drops all the gold he has, chances the targets name to "WillBegForGeePee", changes the target's class to Hunter automatically (if not already), makes the target's monitor(s) explode and the contents of it go into the target's face and the targets computer ignites their house." Chainsaw Max