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    Male dilemma

    I am lying in my bed.To my left,there is the most beautiful and gorgeus woman on the planet.To my right,there is an obnoxious gay.Who should I turn my back to ?

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    Zitat Zitat von TudoracheMG Beitrag anzeigen
    I am lying in my bed.To my left,there is the most beautiful and gorgeus woman on the planet.To my right,there is an obnoxious gay.Who should I turn my back to ?
    I never believed the propaganda about gay people being rape-happy, so I'll take the gourgeous woman without worrying too much.
    The fuck is a guy doing in my bed anyway?

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    Zitat Zitat von TudoracheMG Beitrag anzeigen
    I am lying in my bed.To my left,there is the most beautiful and gorgeus woman on the planet.To my right,there is an obnoxious gay.Who should I turn my back to ?
    can't i just politely ask him to leave :?

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    Zitat Zitat von The Pope Beitrag anzeigen
    It's better to avoid seeing her a bit
    avoid seeing her a bit
    seeing her
    Asexual alarm! Could be...?
    rather than being ass-raped by that guy.
    ...goddammit! Faby was right. C'mon, this time around I was sure you were the other outcast. I must say I didn't expect the trying-too-hard routine from anyone other than him, seeing how little precautions if any you took in the past.

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    Zitat Zitat von Bastardo Beitrag anzeigen
    Faby was right.
    I might be wrong about many things in life, but all the years whiled here, seeing what sort of stunts Calin can and can't pull... It's in my blood D:

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    Zitat Zitat von Faby Beitrag anzeigen
    I might be wrong about many things in life, but all the years whiled here, seeing what sort of stunts Calin can and can't pull... It's in my blood D:
    *glasses*
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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    Turn your back to the woman. It's better to avoid seeing her a bit, rather than being ass-raped by that guy.
    Then the gay will mouth to mouth me

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    *sigh*

    And where do you get that knowledge my friend, GodHatesFags.com, or N.A.R.T.H. (National Association of Retarded Trollish Hillbillies) ?
    If no woman want's you, then most certainly a gay guy won't.
    * To Calin: And how did you come up with that answer, did you went to prayer with a pedo papist priest, or you had such an experience in prison? If so, then I must inform you that that guy was straight.
    * Unless you invited the "obnoxious" gay, he isn't going to come with you and the woman in bed, and even if he did, he isn't going to rape you.

    Unsuccsessful trolls are unsuccsessful.

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    ^Someone is MAD today cause he didn't get pounded by a fair-looking male-lover

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    ^Someone is MAD today cause he didn't get pounded by a fair-looking male-lover
    I giggled.

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    ^Someone is MAD today cause he didn't get pounded by a fair-looking male-lover
    Have fun in the closet all by yourself .

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    I think I'll pass , seems you can't win with this game(?).

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    At least my ass is still one-way only L0L
    This is why cyber-dating=epic.Brb,going to cyber my girlfriend whom only a fool would claim that she is actually a 40-year old virgin irl

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    At least my ass is still one-way only L0L
    This is why cyber-dating=epic.Brb,going to cyber my girlfriend whom only a fool would claim that she is actually a 40-year old virgin irl
    You are the one stated that it's a "dilemma" to whom you should hand your ass to.

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    And you're the one whose ass suddenly started tingling after reading the blissful scenario that you yearn for so much L0L
    On a side note,this "joke" is taken from one of my friends,and I merely wanted to see what other people would say for the sake of laughing to some ideas,not mingling with their feelings like trolls do

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    And you're the one whose ass suddenly started tingling
    I wonder how that feels.

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    And you're the one whose ass suddenly started tingling after reading the blissful scenario that you yearn for so much L0L
    [Bild: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA-oxTQRvtIsa55XPRYscdATfU2ZMrgx2lyr_SJJELMUEJFw00&t=1]

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    Zitat Zitat von TudoracheMG Beitrag anzeigen
    And you're the one whose ass suddenly started tingling after reading the blissful scenario that you yearn for so much L0L
    On a side note,this "joke" is taken from one of my friends,and I merely wanted to see what other people would say for the sake of laughing to some ideas,not mingling with their feelings like trolls do
    I think I shall add this to the List of stupid things that breeders say.
    It’s amazing how many people stupidly assume that, because breeding is natural, it should be universal. And yet that reasoning doesn’t work for most other things… just breeding.

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    Aaaand now we're right and sure on the track that leads to Trainwreckville, arrival imminent.

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    @TheThordir:Errr,what does that have to do with anything?
    @Faby:The long and agile train shall enter the deep and dark tunnel...brave the wilderness,feel the wilderness,become the wilderness

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