[Zeri0n]

At least my ass is still one-way only L0L
This is why cyber-dating=epic.Brb,going to cyber my girlfriend whom only a fool would claim that she is actually a 40-year old virgin irl

you can't shit? dude...

[ICFabian]

@Faby:The long and agile train shall enter the deep and dark tunnel...brave the wilderness,feel the wilderness,become the wilderness

I think I'm catching onto certain Freudian leitmotifs there D:

[TudoracheMG]

you can't shit? dude...

I mean,things come OUT of my ass,they do not go in.Oooooor maybe you were sarcastic ? =)

[Alwin]

I am lying in my bed.To my left,there is the most beautiful and gorgeus woman on the planet.To my right,there is an obnoxious gay.Who should I turn my back to ?

Neither. Backflip out of the bed and proceed to kick the hell out of the guy with a roundhouse kick.

[TudoracheMG]

^Then the chick will run away because of the violence
And gays tend to have a high damage resistance due to their belief in love and peace

[Zeri0n]

I mean,things come OUT of my ass,they do not go in.Oooooor maybe you were sarcastic ? =)

what is sarcasm? :

[Hav'caaren An'givare]

Neither. Backflip out of the bed and proceed to kick the hell out of the guy with a roundhouse kick.

What happened to asking people nicely ?

[warstrike]

you know what i would do? I would go behind the girl so that she can be with her face on the gay guy and i could have sex with her anyway
or i can load my shotgun and....

[Hav'caaren An'givare]

Hm, but what about another dilemma?
What if you are bi, then what do you choose ?

[TudoracheMG]

Hm, but what about another dilemma?
What if you are bi, then what do you choose ?

You know how they say,a fat sausage is always tastier than a wet kitten

[Bastardo]

What if you are bi, then what do you choose ?

I would hope you'd chose the most gorgeous woman on the planet over a random homo, bi or not.

[warstrike]

You know how they say,a fat sausage is always tastier than a wet kitten

ewwww i`m out of this thread !! got nothing against homo`s but don`t post it to my face ! have fun with the big sausages man !

[TudoracheMG]

Thanks man,going to a sausage fest party right now,I'd better not get drunk or else my ass will be split in half tonight

[Hav'caaren An'givare]

I would hope you'd chose the most gorgeous woman on the planet over a random homo, bi or not.

Even if the guy looks like Adam Lambert and the chick looks like Rosie O'donnell ?

[KGS]

ewwww i`m out of this thread !! got nothing against homo`s but don`t post it to my face ! have fun with the big sausages man !

i always add lutenica... hmm how do you say it.. a mix of tomato souse and red (mashed?) cucumbers. it is all mixed up and consistent so to put it
it goes great with sausages, meatballs, even steak (if there aren't any fresh vegetables to make a salad with it)

[ICFabian]

ewwww i`m out of this thread !! got nothing against homo`s but don`t post it to my face ! have fun with the big sausages man !

I fear Tudor is rapidly becoming a contender to my throne of Trolldom D:

[.†.MikeL.†.]

What the hell is going on here? Is there some sort of hidden meaning to this thread?

[Hav'caaren An'givare]

What the hell is going on here? Is there some sort of hidden meaning to this thread?

Welcome to the Closet xD.

[KGS]

Welcome to the Closet xD.

i thought we were talking about food.. so clothing's next..?

[rockfest]

Simple: Turn your face to the girl. You have a piece, the dude behind has a piece. Everyone's happy.