[KGS]

Maya Angelou, I know why the caged bird sings

добре.

[Assassin of Kings]

"Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get."

[TudoracheMG]

The love between you and your partner is like pissing your pants;everyone can see it,but only you can feel the warmth it gives

[Dino]

The love between you and your partner is like pissing your pants;everyone can see it,but only you can feel the warmth it gives

That just prooves that love and relationships can only end badly. Comparing it with piss... [sarcasm]nice.[/sarcasm]

[Assassin of Kings]

"Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!"

[Dino]

Boo

Yeah I really like short stupid quotes

[Assassin of Kings]

"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

by John Barrymore

[addo]

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Note that he was actually quoting some unknown guys from the New Scientist.[Bild: RyVlx.jpg]

[Assassin of Kings]

"Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought."

by Dwight Morrow

[Ariogaisus]

Veni,vidi,vici - I came, i saw, i conquered

Julius Caesar

[Nefekto]

It's a real burden being right so often.

- Mal, Firefly

[Assassin of Kings]

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned".

TYLER DURDEN, Fight Club.

[Nefekto]

Nice girls are found at every corner of the earth. Too bad the earth is round.

- Some guy on twitter

[kojocel]

"Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder treason and plot.
We see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot."

[Dino]

To accept another day we choose to give away another piece of life,
To forgive is to Suffer

by Death

[Black Sphere]

"No one is so stupid to admit that". How's that for a 2 minute thinking?

[Assassin of Kings]

"Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse."

[ICFabian]

Now come days of begging, days of theft. Days of riding where there rode no soul save he. He's left behind the pinewood country and the evening sun declines before him beyond an endless swale and dark falls here like a thunderclap and a cold wind sets the weeds to gnashing. The night sky lies so sprent with stars that there is scarcely space of black at all and they fall all night in bitter arcs and it is so that their numbers are no less.

Cormac McCarthy - Blood Meridian

[TudoracheMG]

Shut up douche,I wear heels bigger than your manhood

[Assassin of Kings]

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

by A. Whitney Brown