[TudoracheMG]

I know of a special guy,he's legendary here in my area.They say he is able to plough himself in the rectum with his own python
He got involved in a fight because he was angry he didn't masturbate for two days

[Zeri0n]

This night i shall drain my 2 round body parts from all of it's juice so i could survive for next 40 days.

[ICFabian]

This night i shall drain my 2 round body parts from all of it's juice so i could survive for next 40 days.

TMI Land
Population:
Zeri0n

Or do your breasts lactate? xD

[Maladiq]

TMI Land
Population:
Zeri0n

There's 2 of us, now? Our country is growing by the hour )

[Zeri0n]

Day 2: Day 1 went by pretty fine no distractions until... today. So i went to donate blood (fifth time) and everything was fine but the nurse was, ohhh, hot as hell, had deep decolte(can't say the word, sry) and her voice was the sexiest thing i've ever hard. after that in our student's cafeteria a hot girl (my crush) talked with me about some stuff, but i didn't listen to her since i mustn't make myself get into "ready to fire state".... Ahh i hope that i shall survive since i go with her to the pool on Thursday....

[Ariogaisus]

Day 2: Day 1 went by pretty fine no distractions until... today. So i went to donate blood (fifth time) and everything was fine but the nurse was, ohhh, hot as hell, had deep decolte(can't say the word, sry) and her voice was the sexiest thing i've ever hard. after that in our student's cafeteria a hot girl (my crush) talked with me about some stuff, but i didn't listen to her since i mustn't make myself get into "ready to fire state".... Ahh i hope that i shall survive since i go with her to the pool on Thursday....

Oh, man you're so screwed.

Anyways. The longest i have gone has been 16 days and even that was total suffering.

[TudoracheMG]

Good luck,man if you want,Imma fap twice the daily ratio so that I may cover your loss as well :P

[Ariogaisus]

The only saving grace for zeri0n is that he probably isn't a virgin. Or else he'd be even more screwed.

[Zeri0n]

The only saving grace for zeri0n is that he probably isn't a virgin. Or else he'd be even more screwed.

Depends where, what i mean, my ass is virgin and i intend to keep it that way

[Ariogaisus]

Depends where, what i mean, my ass is virgin and i intend to keep it that way

Sure you do(sarcasm)

[Zeri0n]

Sure you do(sarcasm)

Well you gotta be careful, outside world is pretty much dangerous

[GeorgeK]

Hey Yall, sorry I missed this topic earlier. Anyone wondering about celibacy is most likely very small in several ways. Heck, as old as I am, I can go for long periods of time doing without, but I do tend to sleep on my stomach a lot

[Ariogaisus]

Hey Yall, sorry I missed this topic earlier.

No need to apologize.

Heck, as old as I am

How old are you then?

but I do tend to sleep on my stomach a lot

What does that have to do with anything?

[Zeri0n]

Hmmmm Tudorache i think that you know this video pretty well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADs04...&lf=plpp_video

[Ariogaisus]

Hmmmm Tudorache i think that you know this video pretty well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADs04...&lf=plpp_video

Ulalaa!

You should show Tudorache 2 girls 1 gup

Mental note: Must clean history.

As much as i hate Russians(don't ask me why)they sure know how to pole dance.

[TudoracheMG]

Hmmmm Tudorache i think that you know this video pretty well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADs04...&lf=plpp_video

Ohh yeah,favourited it a while and showed it to some chicks who also do that type of dance just to mock them
It is said that the power of my Beast draws from having been slided through the cup from the 2 girls 1 cup video

[Omid-]

As much as i hate Russians(don't ask me why)

Why?

[Ariogaisus]

Why?

I'll give you a hint: Estonia.

[Omid-]

I'll give you a hint: Estonia.

You're from Estonia, and Soviets killed lots of Estionian people. That's it right?

[Ariogaisus]

You're from Estonia, and Soviets killed lots of Estionian people. That's it right?

Yeah. That's it. You misspelled Estonian by the way.