[Son of Adanos]

I dont know if someone has done this before, if so then oh well. Post some of your favorite quotes from the entire gothic series! if you dont have a favorite, just think of one off the top of your head. i am curious to see how many you guys can think of. Heres some i came up with:
"Tell me when you need my axe." -Gorn, Gothic 2
"Want a toke?" -Dar, Gothic 2
"The master wants your head!" Seeker, Gothic 2
i know theyre all from gothic 2, but those are the first i thought of!

[DTR]

"Hey, you!"
"Where can I find..."
"Sure"
"No"

[Dino]

"What's this farce about?"
"Based on the *bare* evidence, the price has gone up."
"I think not"
"Has anyone blown your nose for you today?"

[nirolF]

Hero in the intro of G1: "Very well, i'll take your letter, on one condition... spare me the rest of his nonsens"

Orcs: "Ugha ghenchon - Khera asha duka"

[Colton]

Gothic 1. Mercenary on the gate to new camp.. Javier was the name maybe.. Or Jarvis..

anyhow:
Mercenary: Do You intend to go in there..
Hero: Do You intend to stop me.. !?

[firefly1981]

bosper: what the thell is this skin?
hero: i rip a troll off for that one
bosper: that, that is worth a small fortune, are you hunting those things down?

[Ammoc]

g1 - the hero talking to some merc on rice field "i'm having a bad day, stand still..." and "the pesants look thirsty"
g2 - hero to raoul "methinks i'm gonna punch u in the mouth"
hero to fester " ur hide could do with another tanning"
g3 - hero to some rebel hiding in a cave "Get ur ass to Okara or i'll skin u alive!"

just a few

[Colton]

g1 - the hero talking to some merc on rice field "i'm having a bad day, stand still..." and "the pesants look thirsty"

It's no merc.. Plain rouge..

[Kostaz]

G1: A merc in the new camp called the free mine Not-So-Free mine after Gomez took over it.
G2:NH is going to fight with a novice to the death :
Novice- Do you have any last words ?
Nameless- Do you have anything to smoke
G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

[Tratos]

G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

[.†.MikeL.†.]

G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

This one for me too

[Petyamester]

Torches.. to be correct, as far as I remember

This is my favorite Gothic 3 quote:

"Where is the guru?
Gothic3 engine FATAL ERROR:

Module: cEArchiveFile::Open - warning: can't read archivefile. Security token test for archivedirectorstructure failed!
Filename:<E:\Workspace\Piranha Bytes\Gothic III\work\source\Engine\io\archivesystem\ge-archivefile.cpp>, Line:#498
Memory ststistics
------> memory allocation summary <--------

and in "Register / Callstack" it shows:

Debug assertion Failed!"

[Shadow]

Torches.. to be correct, as far as I remember

This is my favorite Gothic 3 quote:

"Where is the guru?
Gothic3 engine FATAL ERROR:

Module: cEArchiveFile::Open - warning: can't read archivefile. Security token test for archivedirectorstructure failed!
Filename:<E:\Workspace\Piranha Bytes\Gothic III\work\source\Engine\io\archivesystem\ge-archivefile.cpp>, Line:#498
Memory ststistics
------> memory allocation summary <--------

and in "Register / Callstack" it shows:

Debug assertion Failed!"

*stegedish*

[Dsteel]

Do you like animals as well? They dont like that one bit. Thats why they locked me in here.




we all know this person

[alyn26]

G3
-the most annoying and repetitive quote: "I see"

-Hero:You are not the brightest light are you?
-Orc-You need a torches, morra?

-Some Hashishin arena master in Mora Sul: ".....is so powerful he can smash the skull of a bear! Whatever animal that may be!"

G2:
-Seekers: "There he is!"

-Nameless's whole discussion with Lothar.^^

-Bromor and his gay english voice xD : "Heheheeee go upstairs with Nadja then!" I loled so much!

-When Xardas says he'll kill the hero
G1:
-Hero adresses a guru: "Hi! "
-Guru responds: "Mrrrrrr!!!"

-All of Mud's quotes are EPIC!

-Novice: "What do you think I'm doing?! Rocking my balls?

PLUS: What the orcs tell me when I wear ulu-mulu and use magic! Something like Karash Kashrash Kere barasta Kash!

[firefly1981]

G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

The above is one of my favorite too.
Dar the mercenary: what do i know?

[Bastardo]

-Hero adresses a guru: "Hi! "
-Guru responds: "Mrrrrrr!!!"

That was pretty funny. I did that just after Lares said I should never have the first word with a Guru. And the hero actually rises his hand and says "Hi!" like he's greeting the postman.

[mpb03]

Pacho in the middle of nowhere: Hey you!
Hero: Who, me?
Pacho: Nooo, you grandmother. Who else could I mean?

Saturas: May you return in one piece...

Mud: My parents didn't want me...

To Guru: Everything allright, pal?

Diego, troll canyon: I thought you were dead!
Hero: Sometimes I thought so myself...

Diego: Actually we've got three tons of problem.

Hero to Gomez: There are only blockheads round here.

Hero: You don't talk much, do you?
Scar: Nope.

Hero to Lefty: I've had a really bad day and I have to relieve my tension. Hold still...

Oh, good old G1 times... Many bugs but such a great story!

That torch thing is great! And orcs: Uka Tshaka! Gedda Saddo Cha, Cha! And Mud ofcourse

[RobinHood 13.]

"I want to have some fun"

Mud's of course, but also Cor Kalom's fanatic lines. Don't remember any of em though.

Also, vatras speeches are brilliant. His voice is so full of authority.
preaches: "And Innos gave him a part of his power...."

[Whiplash56]

One of the two rogues u see hunting in the beginning of gothic 1:
Hero: Can you teach me about hunting?
Rogue: Sure, but It'll cost you more then a beer

The two bridge guards outside the old camp
Hero: Is that the old camp?
Guard: No, that's the new camp, the Old camp is under the bridge

When talking to Kharim I think and taunting him
Hero: You're only here to get a chance to kiss Gomez' ass.

In gothic 2 when you see cavalorn the first time
Cavalorn: Hey, I know you, you're the guy who always begged arrows out of me in the colony.

The 2 militia who are visiting Bengar's Farm
Militiamen: Who the hell are you?
Hero: You're worst nightmare

In gothic 1 when you talk to Lester (not word perfect)
Lester: We process swampweed in the camp and trade it to the other camps, however sometimes people only join our camp for the weed.

When you talk to Greg the first time outside the Harbor City in Gothic 2
Greg: So have you found a way I can get into the city?
Hero: You could pick some plants and say you are going to sell them to Constantino the alchemist.
Greg: (irritated) Do I look like someone who would be picking berries in the forest?

Just a FEW off the top of my head :P, you guys already said alot of the good ones.