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01.12.2008 17:17
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Silly Messages
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Ich hatte da mal die Idee zu einer Sammlung der "Silly Messages".
Für alle die nicht wissen was genau damit gemeint ist:
Immer wenn Sacred 2 startet kommt am Anfang grüner Text. An der Stelle wie auf dem Bild zu sehen befindet sich die "Silly Message". Manchmal erscheint dort auch ein "Poetry". Jedes "Poetry" hat 5 Zeilen, die richtig zusammengesetzt einen Limerick ergeben.
Außerdem kann man während des Spiels auf "^" drücken, dann erscheint ein ähnliches Fenster. Dort ist ebenfalls die "Silly Message" zu sehen.
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Silly Messages:
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- ...gnidaol
- ...Boldly going, where no one has ever gone before. At Least not recently.
- *Beep* *Beep* *Beeeeeeeeep* *Beep*!
- /* you are not expected to understand this */
- <missing silly message>
- <Signing out of tune>
- <singing > I can´t get no... bug infection...>
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
- 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
- 97 bottles of beer... Aaah, you know the rest.
A
- A book can also be, a hat...
- Access denied, please enter your ID again...
- Access denied – nah nah na nah nah!
- Activating back-to-desktop service...
- Activating coffee-machine...
- A enum is an enum is an enum!
- Against individual mounts! Signed: The horses.
- All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.
- Allways remember you're unique - just like everyone else...
- All your base are belong to us.
- A man chooses, a slave obeys...
- An enum is an enum is an enum!
- Another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!
- And so it beegins...
- Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
- Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!
- Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
- As a Computer, I find your faith in technology... amusing!
- At some point, we'll have our own options.txt, son. One day...
- Attention! This game can change your personality into evil...
- Awaiting starting bribe...
B
- Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you?
- Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionelly)
- Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intented)
- Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer.
- Bacon is my favourite vegetable...
- Basse hat gerade das mit den weissen Haaren gefixt
- Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy!
- Belial's Minions grow stronger!
- Be right back....
- Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
- Beware! Objects in Sacred2 are closer then they appear!
- Blame Canada!
- Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!
- Buddy, fight the good fight!
- Bug #0032056 vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
C
- Call 911 for Support...
- Calm down, I am loading...
- Cancelling your wedding - you're not suited for each other...
- Can I interest anyone in Fruit or Dessert?
- Cannot find Reality.sys… Universe halted.
- Cannot translate silly message into english.
- Character modeling error - Do you mind bearded Seraphims?
- Cheater detected. Loading bunnies...
- Check CO2 emissions of your computer...
- Checking for 3d buffer ... Wait, not that one!
- Checking Hard Disk capacity...
- Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.c...ad.php?t=48181 for updates... (Link bezeichnet die alte offizielle Homepage diese ist von einem Domainverkäufer belegt)
- Checking mouse driver... Checking mouse's driving license...
- Chief Justice says 'Sacred rulez!'
- Clicking the mouse will not make the Game load faster!
- Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.
- Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you... Rude gamers!
- Computer says 'no'!
- Congratulations, you just have won $3500! Click here to claim your prize... Not!
- Connecting Server... complete. Redirecting Character to Hardcore PVP Arena.
- Cookiegirl is the best!
- Corrupting random blocks of memory...
- Counting to Infinity... Please wait...
- Crime doesn't pay ... Does that mean that my job is a crime?
- Cut off his head, I need another ashtray...
- Cut the strings and fly away...
D
- DAHA INCE IP YOK! - YA SACIN
- Damn, can´t find this silly message file...
- Deactivating your firewall... Please wait...
- Deleting all Celine Dion MP3s ...
- Deleting all other games on the computer...
- Deleting previously saved games...
- Deleting Unique Items, please wait…
- Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... Duuh...
- Detected System: Windows 3.11 - Switching Screen Resolution to 320 x 480 Pixels.
- Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?
- Disc full - Press F1 to belch!
- D'OH!
- Do not disturb, system is disturbed alreasy!
- Do not include <STDHEADER.H>, use <STDHEADER> instead!
- Do not mix varargs with std-containers!
- Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!
- Do you like Scary Movies?
- Do you really want to start the game? Really?
- Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe
- Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!
- Don't get eaten by a Grue!
- Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine... tztztz...
- Don't wake me up, I´m working...
- Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!
- Don't you have better things to do than to read silly messages?
- Don't you see i'm busy?! Play something else!
- Downloading new silly messages
- Downloading secret Hairstyles.
- Downloading Seraphim DNA to your computer...
- Dragon Inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-FIRE.
- Drawing beards onto your photographs...
- Dude, where's my car?
- Due to lack of system resources, entering slide-show mode...
E
- Eek! A mouse! Plug it out!
- Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes!
- Emergency exits are here, here, and here... he, look here!
- Entering Zion...
- Equipping armor <load: Inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_LVL30>
- Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...
- ere I am J.H.
- Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
- Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out.
F
- Failed to load quests, i will now try to create some on my own...
- Find more easter eggs...
- Follow the white Rabbit.
- For sale: Dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...
- Format C: / Q / U
- Free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.
- Freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!
- Funny bugreport #6470: A bush penetrates a tree!
- Funny Bugreport #7585: Spontaneous Light switching looks unbeautiful!
- Funny bugreport #7753: A highelf who is playing with the ball is needed...
- Funny Bugreport #12842: Behavior is boaring!
- Funny Bugreport #11763: Horse – missing flight animation!
- Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand!
- Funny bugreport #14198: The curse of usability is perverted!
- Funny bugreport #14523: Quest is not finishable!
- Funny Bugreport #14719: According to the Romans, the name of the god had to be 'Testa'!
- Funny bugreport #15910: A dagger is called "dirk".
- Funny Bugreport #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
- Funny Bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!
- Funny Bugreport #20911: The ring is lying too obviously!
- Funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously!
- Funny Bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!
- Funny Bugreport #31861: Changing hairstyles of a female hero takes ages!
- Funny Bugreport #32056: Vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
- Funny Bugreport #33225: Cow is standing on a bowl, head ist going out of the Fence
- Funny Bugreport #36205: All Mounts have a long Face cause the off. Mount DEV is missing!
G
- Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
- General Failure's fault. Not yours.
- Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...
- Generating God. Exe...
- Get back to work! Oh, you have... Come back!
- Getrandomnumber: Return 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
- Girls Hair Accessories updatet - as requested by Coldmounid.
- Give it to Frank, he will break it!
- Good luck everyone - hope to see you again in the future!
- Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
- Gort! Klattu Barada Nikto!
- ... go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!
- Guru Meditation...
- Guessing user age... setting Blood Level to Toddler!
H
- Hail to the king, baby!
- Health warning: You have been playing for 12 seconds...
- Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here!
- Hello Mr. Anderson!
- Help! Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
- Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
- Hey Buddy! Need a cheap WiFi Cable? Only 100$!
- Hidden DOS secret: Add bugs=off to your config.sys!
- Hiding easter eggs...
- Hit any user to continue...
- How can this task be delayed when I haven't even started working on it?
- How long can you withstand Dragon breath again...
- How sweet to be an idiot...
I
- I am a cute computer... really!
- I am so lonely…
- Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered!'
- I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
- I don't have time to bleed!
- I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my Seraphim!
- If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
- If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _MSC_VER ... #endif!
- If you need to use *pragmas, encapsulate them with*ifdef _msc_ver ... *endif!
- I hate cold ashtrays...
- I have the power of... of.. What's my line again?
- I'm here to lead, not to bleed!
- I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
- Insert disc5... Oh, you dont have a disc5, filling harddisc with garbage...
- I invented the "Hallo World" Program!
- I'm sensing a soul in search of answers...
- I so wanted to call my weapon Lars' Hammer, but chickened out, lmao!
- I still know what you did last summer...
- Is this a Sword in your Hand? No it's just a Carrot...
- It's a boy and his name is Sebastian.
- It's a girl and her name is Alma (born 17/07/2009)!
- It's a girl and her name is Emma!
- It's a girl and her name is Joy (born 05/05/2009)!
- It's not a bug, it's a feature!
- It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'
- It's you again! Don´t you ever sleep?
- It was great while it lasted!
- I wish I had a Hammer, a Hammer in the morning, a Hammer in the evening...
- I wish I had a tent with a behavior.
- IDDQD
- If the game does not start in five minutes...wait longer!
- If you have a slow PC, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...
- If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
- Implementing ha-do-ken for Seraphim...
- Inflating rubber swords...
- Insert Coin to continue...
- Is there life on Mars.
- It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (c)ancel or (a)llow?
- I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
K
- KG & JB... Keep on rocking, you Guys rule!
- Karl Ranseier is dead...
- Keep clicking until I say stop!
- Killing some bugs, please wait...
- Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!
- Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.
- Kosh - Gesundheit!
L
- Ladescreen wird mit "Grosser Hammer" gehauen, bitte warten..
- Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe instead, I'll be X...
- Let's ride some Trojan horses...
- Life? Don't talk to me about Life!
- Loading big, giant axe...
- Loading Bluescreen...
- Loading errors, please wait..
- Loading hieroglyph font... Translating all texts into ancient egyptian...
- Loading Inquisitor... Pink... Bunny...Costume...
- Loading is booooring...
- Loading level 512 monsters...
- Loading loadingscreen...
- Loading more Blood and Gore...
- Loading MP3 playlist...
- Loading random hidden killer boss...
- Loading silly messages...
- Loading Sprite #559486753...Please wait!
- Loading tombstone engravings...
- Loading wicked witch of the West...
- Loading will continue after a short message from our Sponsor.
- Load "Sacred 2" 8.1.
- Load it yourself, you slave driver!
- Loooooooaaaaading...
- Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
- Looking for new job, will code for food!
- Looting your fridge...
M
- Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!
- Man, what a mess on your harddisc...
- Mary had alittle lamb... chop. It was quite tasty!
- May contain nuts.
- Meditating on the meaning of life...
- MMMM... T-Energy! <drool>
- Monday morning Quest: Find my Coffee Mug in the Office!
- Moo!
- My missus says that a spline is the mathmatical backbone of the game.
- Mysle ja jestem paranoik!
- Mysterious Strangers visits :0
N
- Never deal with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with Katsup.
- Never seen such a big... never mind...
- Never use OS specific API functions directly, use wrapper instead!
- Next time you better buy some potions!
- No boom today! boom tomorrow! There's always a boom tomorrow.
- No, I cannot load any faster!
- No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else!
- No, I'm not a Seraphim, I just like to dress this way!
- No, this is not a silly message
- No-one is making you like on ‘Bob’
- No Flash Photography allowed in Ancaria!
- No milk and no Sacred makes the testers... come up with silly msgs like this one!
- No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N)
- Not now! Can´t you see I´m busy? Play something else.
- Now that's what I call a dead Parrot.
O
- Oh my God!
- Oh my god, you killed Benny!
- Ohh... I am loading too slowly? OK, next time you'll load it yourself!
- Oh, it´s you again!
- Oh, you agian?
- Oh you're no fun ... anymore
- Omg, you're a Replicant!
- Once upon a time...
- One Region is closed for maintenance today.
- One Spatula to flip them all...
- Only sissy coders need to optimize their code!
- Ooh, this highelf mount is so cute... Mind if I borrow it?
- Oops... no, Dryads can't swim.
- Operation failed. (A) bort, (R) etry, (I) nfluence with large hammer
- Ordering pizza online… I hope you like anchovies with pineapple!
- Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!
- Out of Money error ... Insert new projekt fundings!
- Overlocking CPU: 3,0GHz...3,2GHz...3,4GHz...3,6GHz...Ooops, I broke your CPU!
P
- Pausing game until you finish your chores...
- Pi is exactly 3!
- Pixelshader upgraded to Powerpyxelshader!
- Planet"Bob"?! Can't we just call it "Earth"?
- Please do not feed the dragons!
- Please insert Sacred CD1 and restart application! ... Hehe, got you!
- Please return to your home sir, this area is under guard!
- Please stand by for an important announcement.
- Please turn off your monitor to continue.
- Please wait... loading T-Energy...
- Positioning GPS satellites please standby...
- Press Alt+F4 for a secret Weapon!
- Press any key... No, not that one!
- Press any key to continue or other key to quit...
- Press Ctrl + Alt + F4 now for an IQ test.
- Press F for fast loading now...skipped. Proceeding with slow loading.
- Press play on Tape!
- Press x to attack and 0 to jump...
- Press Y, Q, M, SPACE and ENTER with one hand to continue
- Purple was here...
R
- Randomizing constants...
- Randomizing your Character's Name...
- Raytracing Sunbeams...
- Reanimating dead monsters...
- Reassembling mobs...
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 Dentists!
- Reducing character´s life points by half...
- Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...
- Relax, it's only ones and zeros!
- Remember rock´n´roll radio...
- Remember Sacred 1 Bug #4624…
- Removing dead bodies from previous game session...
- Removing your equipment...
- Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high level chars online...
- Resurrecting dead undead... No, undead dead... UHH...
- Reticulating splines... Wth are splines?
- Reverting to Sacred1...
- Roses are red, violes are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...
- Running voight-kampff test...you passed.
S
- Sacred2 has been uninstalled succesfully ... not!
- Sacred2: The most bug free sacred ever!
- Save the earth... Its the only planet with chocolate!
- Save the world, eat more Goblins!
- Scanning Mail Folder... emty... not even Spam Mail!
- SCHNIEEEEEEEEPEL!
- Scroll down the list and choose your favorite silly message. I'm too lazy.
- Searchung for Adult Filter...
- Searching for available information on dragons - connecting to wikipedia.
- Searching for illegal Software... just kidding!
- Seaching for saved game... not found. Restarting game...
- Searching for the Backstone... please wait!
- Security device enclosed.
- Seraphim for president!
- Shuffling main quest parts...
- <Singing out of tunes>
- So long, and thanks for all the goblins...
- So you wan't to be evil ... well . i can be evil too...Setting Enemylevel to 999!!!!!
- Sorry, there are no health potions available. Good luck, nevertheless.
- Spiderpig, Spiderpig ...
- Sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation.
- Starting your MP3S...Argh, I can't listen to this any more, go get some new songs!
- Stop pushing that button!
- Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading
- Stumbling over cables... *WHAM*... Done.
- Stupid is what stupid does!
- Swiper no Swiping!
T
- Thanks for seven Years of Sacred Fun!
- That'll do pig. That'll do.
- The... no, A..., no, wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head.
- The computer is your friend. Trust the computer.
- The game will start when it is ready and not before!
- The 'no dying' sign is now on. Please plan accordingly...
- The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!
- The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
- The PSI corps is your friend, trust the corps.
- The red pill or the green pill ?
- The responsible parties have been sacked.
- The volume goes to eleven!
- The way to the hidden Mordor Area is in the Seraphim library!
- There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full!
- There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
- There´s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- There's nothing to see here, go ahead.
- There's something written about a chance but I don´t trust this game...
- There is a hole... in your mind.
- There is no gas for the Chainsaw!
- There is no spoon!
- This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building.
- There is too much CPU usage in zlib.dll!
- This Game never has Bugs. It just develops random Features!
- This item is not mouseable.
- This line intentionally left blank.
- This PSI Corps is your friend. Trust the Corpse!
- This may take a while, get yourself some coffee...
- THIS MESSAGE IS INTENDED NOT TO BE FUNNY.
- Todays special: 2 for 1 at the Dragons’ Breath Inn
- To infinity and beyond!
- To the Petercopter
- Transforming your character into a seraphim...
- Trust me, it would have never worked between us...
- Trust me on this... Don´t tickle the dragons!
- Turn araound, I'm behind you!
- Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'... Oops, dropped the bass...
- Tuning instruments for blind guardian ... ooops bass dropped
- Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian' ... sh*t broke a string...
- two beer or not two beer ...
- Two regions are closed for maintenance today.
- Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
U
- Understanding is a three edged sword... our side, their side and the truth!
- Unloading silly messages, not silly enough!
- Updating funny messages...
- Uplink to ISS etablished, downloading weather forecast...
- Uploading user fingerprints to NSA computer...
- Use the mouse, Luke!
V
- Video ram too small, switching to grid display...
W
- Wait! Your Seraphim has broken a fingernail! Call a Ambulance!
- Waiting some time...
- Walking in Ancaria... Brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!
- War... War never changes...
- Warning: Don't try this at home!
- Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical… Shutting system down…
- Warning! Short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian!
- Warning! T-Energy breakout detected!
- Warning! Your computer will selfdestruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>
- Wasn't it called 'Path Of Glory' instead of 'Path Of Glory'?
- Wasting energy, please wait...
- Wasting some time...
- We apologize for the fault in loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.
- We are about to find out if you are worthy adversary...
- We don´t have bugs, we have dragons!
- We got ur char. Place 10000000 Gold in Barrel next 2 the Blacksmith, no Police!
- Welcome to Sacred2, 30-days Trial...hehe...Just kidding!
- We'll be right back after this commercial break.
- We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.
- We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...
- We're working on the documentation ...
- West of house, there is a small mailbox here. Exits are east and south.
- What’s that behind you?
- What do you think I'am doing? Loading the Game?
- What are you doing? Stop that!
- When it's done! Got it?
- When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.
- Where do you want to kill today?
- Where's my wand?
- Who are you?
- Who is responsible for these silly messages?
- Wireframe mode activated...
- Would you kindly...
- Would you like some salt for your easter egg?
- Would you like to play a game of...World Domination?
- Would you mind, if I replace the Endboss' face with yours?
- Wrong CD Key... this Game will now be locked on this Computer for ever.
Y
- Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no.
- Yellow wizard is about to die...
- YES WE CAN
- You are here: X
- You are the weakest Link, Goodbye!
- You are the 1.000.000th visitor! Congratulations! You won a box of tissues - not.
- You're part of the Game now!
- You can call a planet.
- You can't call a planet "BOB" !?
- You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?
- You fight like a dairy farmer!
- You just can't trust developers these days - they got even the silly messages bugged!
- You look rather silly staring at this screen...
- You must return to the beginning of the end...
- You think sacred2 is going to run on this computer?
- You won´t get this package if you can not ID yourself!
- You want to be evil?...I can be evil too! Setting enemy level to 999!
- Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!
- Your computer is running… You better go chase it.
- Your computer is your friend....Trust the Computer...
- Your hero does not need food, but you do!
- Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
- Your PC is running...you better go and chase it
- Your reading skill has increased by one point!
- You really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn´t end with .jpg!
- Your soundcard sucks......disabling sounds...forever
- Your skill in reading is increased by one point!
- Your Oma is now Pwned by Studio II!
- Yuck, your Keyboard is dirty!
- Yum...I've eaten your character!
Z
- Ze smelten de kazen!
- Zulu meditation...
Poetry Sammlung:
- Poetry #1: There was an admin named buck ...
- Poetry #1: ... who everyone wanted to chuck...
- Poetry #1: ... he kept coming back ...
- Poetry #1: ... after getting the sack...
- Poetry #1: ... hope he stays in the grave full of muck.
- Poetry #2: There once was a Moron named John ...
- Poetry #2: ... unable to keep his pants on ...
- Poetry #2: ... he found a young tart...
- Poetry #2: ... thought he was smart...
- Poetry #2: ... his wife found out all, now he's gone!
- Poetry #3: There was an admin named chuck ...
- Poetry #3: ... he was a really good ... Schmuck.
- Poetry #3: ... he didn't mind...
- Poetry #4: It was nearly as bad as it sounded...
- Poetry #4: ... by his mother he had been confounded ...
- Poetry #4: … he certainly could not type…
- Poetry #4: ... all he could do was gripe...
- Poetry #4: ... from his computer the mod was grounded!
- Poetry #5: ... The dev sounded like a teacher...
- Poetry #5: ... when he spoke of the amazing creature...
- Poetry #5: ... supposed to make you feel a chill...
- Poetry #5: ... death to you in one hit, it will...
- Poetry #5: ... It's not a bug, it's a feature!
- Poetry #6: One Mod became quite a chore...
- Poetry #6: ... his grave had a revolving door...
- Poetry #6: ... quick to attack...
- Poetry #6: ... we put him back ...
- Poetry #6: ... quoth the raven, nevermore.
- Poetry #7: It´s something you already knew...
- Poetry #7: ... certainly nothing you can do...
- Poetry #7: ... ignore the date ...
- Poetry #7: ... early or late...
- Poetry #7: ...a patch arrives when it's meant to...
- Poetry #8: While coding is not much fun...
- Poetry #8: ...often you feel under the gun...
- Poetry #8: ... It's not a sin ...
- Poetry #8: ... to say with a grin ...
- Poetry #8: ... it'll be released when it's done
- Poetry #9: There once was a knight with a pain.
- Poetry #9: ... who cried out 'oh no not again...
- Poetry #9: ... a Dragon, five Goblins...
- Poetry #9: ... four elves and an orc...
- Poetry #9: ... have trampled all over my brain!'
- Poetry #10: There once was a knight from Ancaria...
- Poetry #10: ... who suffered from mild hysteria ...
- Poetry #10: ... he'd run from the fight...
- Poetry #10: ... e'en with all his might...
- Poetry #10: ... that poor little knight from Ancaria!
- Poetry #11: There once was a dragon of ice ...
- Poetry #11: ... he was cool but not very nice...
- Poetry #11: ... he's protected by ice giant...
- Poetry #11: ... ghosts, goblins and things flying ...
- Poetry #11: ... and the lag there would make you think twise.
- Poetry #12: There once was player in hardcore ...
- Poetry #12: ... who tought he was playing in softcore ...
- Poetry #12: ... could not play, though he tried...
- Poetry #12: ... until, when he died...
- Poetry #12: ... and, alas, his poor toon, it was no more.
- Poetry #13: There once was a knight from Mascarell…
- Poetry #13: ... he´d bathe every night ...
- Poetry #13: ... this why the water there doesn't taste swell.
- Poetry #13: ... after done with his fights ...
- Poetry #13: ... who bathed in the town's only well...
- Poetry #14: ... There once was a zombie from Mascarel...
- Poetry #14: ... he saw a knight bathing in the town's well...
- Poetry #14: ... he laughed at the sight...
- Poetry #14: ... and whispered to the knight...
- Poetry #14: ... seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!
- Poetry #15: There once was a civilized orc...
- Poetry #15: ... he ate with a knife and a fork ...
- Poetry #15: ... he drank from a cup ...
- Poetry #15: ... with his pinky pointing up...
- Poetry #15: ... but his friends thought he was a Dork.
- Poetry #16: A gladiatoronce lost a bet...
- Poetry #16: ... and had to wear the full xrystal´s set...
- Poetry #16: ...flowers placed in his hair...
- Poetry #16: ... Any many offers of marriage did he get!
- Poetry #17: There once was a mage with a staff...
- Poetry #17: ... So tiny, it made us all laugh...
- Poetry #17: … he waved it one day…
- Poetry #17: ... to scare monsters away ...
- Poetry #17: ... and ended up bitten in half.
215 "Silly Messages" und 46 "Poetries"
(übernommen bis Post #96, 23.08.09)
Geändert von Golden Girl (23.01.2015 um 12:49 Uhr)
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01.12.2008 17:24
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#2
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Dont you see i'm busy?! Play something else!
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01.12.2008 17:41
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#3
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Da fällt mir ein "Dreiergespann" ein!
"Press any key to continue"
"Press Y, Q, M, SPACE and ENTER with one hand to continue"
"Hit any user to continue"
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01.12.2008 20:16
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#4
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Spiderpig, Spiderpig.......
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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01.12.2008 20:28
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#5
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klar auf englisch, aber bedeutung war in dieser art:
wenn du von einem drachen gefressen wisrt, gibt es immer 2 auswege...
I told her that the moon was a magical thing,
it shone gold in the winter
and silver in spring.
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01.12.2008 21:06
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#6
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Da gibts schon so eine Liste:
http://www.sacredwiki.org/index.php5...Silly_Messages
Meine erste Message war:
"Your PC is running...you better go and chase it", oder so ähnlich. Ich habe mich jedenfalls ordentlich amüsiert.
Und mein Favorit ist: "Downloading new silly messages".
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01.12.2008 21:24
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#7
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Abenteurer
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Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...
hui da hab ich mich aber erschrocken ^^
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11.12.2008 20:46
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#8
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Lehrling
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13.12.2008 07:08
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#10
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- Poetry #8: ...often you feel under the gun...
- THIS MESSAGE IS INTENDED NOT TO BE FUNNY.
Sei vorsichtig mit dem was du suchst, du könntest es finden ...
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16.12.2008 06:28
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#11
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- ere I am J.H.
- Wireframe mode activated...
- Poetry #10: ...he`d run from the fight...
- Loading is booooring
- Wait! Your Seraphim has broken a fingernail! Call a Ambulance!
Nein, bei der ersten Message fehlt kein Buchstabe - die ist genau so drin.
Die letzte ist derzeit mein absoluter Favorit - da geht das Laden glatt doppelt so schnell wenn man im ROFL-Mode liegt.
Sei vorsichtig mit dem was du suchst, du könntest es finden ...
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17.12.2008 17:53
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#12
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The red pill or the green pill ?
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18.12.2008 04:10
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#13
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- Poetry #12: Who tought he was playing in softcore ...
- Poetry #9: ... who cried out "Oh no, not again"
- Load "Sacred 2" 8.1.
- Mysterious Strangers visits: 0
- No, i cannot load any faster!
- Reducing character´s life points by half...
Geändert von HeavyGuard (18.12.2008 um 13:31 Uhr)
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19.12.2008 07:21
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#14
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- /* you are not expected to understand this */
- Buddy, fight the good fight!
- Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
- All your base are belong to us.
- Poetry #15: ... he ate with a knife and a fork ...
- Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.
- Unloading silly messages, not silly enough!
Geändert von HeavyGuard (19.12.2008 um 14:14 Uhr)
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19.12.2008 20:28
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#15
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Joa, hier noch mal 2:
# I wish I had a tent with a behavior.
# Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high level chars online...
ach ja üpriegens: Wenn ein Spruch zu lang war könnt ihr während des SPiels
[^]/[°] drücken um die Konsole zu öffnen, da steht der ganze Boot text noch einmal. um sie zu schließen einfach nochmal drücken.
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20.12.2008 16:52
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#16
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# stupid is what stupid does!
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20.12.2008 17:04
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#17
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- Poetry #2: ... unable to keep his pants on ...
- Poetry #14: ... he laughed at the sight
- Oh, it´s you again!
- Save the world, eat more Goblins!
- You can call a planet.
- Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no.
- You must return to the beginning of the end...
- Pausing game until you finish your chores...
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20.12.2008 18:17
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#18
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21.12.2008 21:52
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#19
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Und nochmal 2:
I am a cute computer... really!
...gnidaol
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22.12.2008 15:55
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#20
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Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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