[HeavyGuard]

• Poetry #15: ... with his pinky pointing up...
• Trust me on this... Don´t tickle the dragons!
• getrandomnumber: 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random

[Luviandra]

Heute beim laden von Sacred2 kam die message :

so you wan't to be evil ... well . i can be evil too...Setting Enemylevel to 999!!!!!

Fand ich genial *muhhhahahahahahhaha*

[HeavyGuard]

• Man, what a mess on your harddisc...
• Warning! Your computer will selfdestruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>
• Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...

[Feline]

alles übernommen, danke

[HeavyGuard]

alles übernommen, danke

Ich habe zu danken!

Und noch drei neue Messages. Letztere brachte mir Ohrenschmerzen ein - vom breiten Grinsen.

• Drawing beards onto your photographs...
• Never use OS specific API functions directly, use wrapper instead!
• There´s something written about a chance but I don´t trust this game...

[HeavyGuard]

• Operation failed. (A) bort, (R) etry, (I) nfluence with large hammer
• Corrupting random blocks of memory...
• Hidden DOS secret: Add bugs=off to your config.sys!
• Press any key... No, not that one!
• You are the 1.000.000th visitor! Congratulations! You won a box of tissues - not.
• Poetry #11: ... ghosts, goblins and things flying ...

[Cécilia]

Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionelly)

So ist der in der Liste, aber bei mir stand da in der Klammer (Typo included) und nicht intentionelly.

Tuning instruments for blind guardian ... ooops bass dropped
It seems like your mouse tip is trying to move (C)ancel or (A)llow?
Wenn die nicht schon in der Liste sind ....

[HeavyGuard]

• Not now! Can´t you see I´m busy? Play something else.
• You really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn´t end with .jpg!
• Keep clicking until I say stop!
• There´s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
• Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
• Poetry #8: ... to say with a grin ...

[Feline]

@Cecilia

1 Zitat habe ich übernommen. die anderen gab es bereits.

Danke

@HeavyGuard

alle übernommen, danke

[HeavyGuard]

• Funny Bugreport #12842: Behavior is boaring!
• Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
• Loading MP3 playlist...
• Poetry #11: There once was a dragon of ice ...

Bitte korrigieren:

• Poetry #14: ... seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!

[Feline]

@HeavyGuard

eingefügt und korrigiert, danke

[HeavyGuard]

Bitte bei Poetry #11 die Reihenfolge korrigieren (Limerick ist komplett):

• Poetry #11: There once was a dragon of ice ...
• Poetry #11: ... he was cool but not very nice...
• Poetry #11: ... he's protected by ice giant...
• Poetry #11: ... ghosts, goblins and things flying ...
• Poetry #11: ... and the lag there would make you think twise.

Der eine Teil gehört gar nicht rein (gehört zu Poetry #10):

• Poetry #11: ... who suffered from mild hysteria...

[Feline]

habe es korrigiert und geordnet

[HeavyGuard]

• Security device enclosed.
• We don´t have bugs, we have dragons!
• Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!
• Poetry #7: ... ignore the date ...
• Poetry #12: ... and, alas, his poor toon, it was no more.
• Poetry #13: ... after done with his fights ...

[Feline]

erledigt

mal eine Frage an unsere anderen Spieler hier. ist Heavy denn der einzigste, der neue message findet?

[Marco Lunas]

Doch, ich sammle auch - müsste mal meine Liste mit der Sammlung abgleichen:

Another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!
At some point, we'll have our own options.txt, son. One day...
Attention! This game can change your personality into evil...
Bug #0032056 vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
Deleting all other games on the computer...
Eek! A mouse! Plug it out!
Entering Zion...
Equipping armor <load: Inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_LVL30>
Funny bugreport #14198: The curse of usability is perverted!
Funny bugreport #6470: A bush penetrates a tree!
Hiding easter eggs...
I have the power of... of.. What's my line again?
I so wanted to call my weapon Lars' Hammer, but chickened out, lmao!
Insert disc5... Oh, you dont have a disc5, filling harddisc with garbage...
Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered!'
If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _MSC_VER ... #endif!
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!
Kosh - Gesundheit!
Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe instead, I'll be X...
Loading Bluescreen...
Loading hieroglyph font... Translating all texts into ancient egyptian...
Mary had alittle lamb... chop. It was quite tasty!
Meditating on the meaning of life...
Moo!
Mysle ja jestem paranoik!
No-one is making you live on 'Bob' da hat sich wohl ein Tipfehler in der Liste eingeschlichen
Oh my god, you killed Benny!
Ohh... I am loading too slowly? OK, next time you'll load it yourself!
Please do not feed the dragons!
Please wait... loading T-Energy...
Removing your equipment...
Roses are red, violes are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...
Scroll down the list and choose your favourite silly message. I'm too lazy.
Seaching for saved game... not found. Restarting game...
Sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
The game will start when it is ready and not before!
The 'no dying' sign is now on. Please plan accordingly...
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
There is too much CPU usage in zlib.dll!
Transforming your character into a seraphim...
Turn araound, I'm behind you!
Walking in Ancaria... Brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!
We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.
Where's my wand?
You are here: X
You look rather silly staring at this screen...
Your skill in reading is increased by one point!

Poetry #1: ... who everyone wanted to chuck...
Poetry #4: It was nearly as bad as it sounded...
Poetry #6: ... quick to attack...
Poetry #6: ... quoth the raven, nevermore.
Poetry #10: ... that poor little knight from Ancaria!
Poetry #13: ... who bathed in the town's only well...
Poetry #14: ... he saw a knight bathing in the town's well...
Poetry #15: There once was a civilized orc...

Edit: Gerade neu reingekommen:
The computer is your friend. Trust the computer!

[Feline]

ich glaub mit trifft der Schlag

ok, werde sie dann nach und nach übernehmen, danke dir

[HeavyGuard]

Hmm... damit du auch ordentlich was zum eintragen hast, auch noch ein paar neue von mir.

Mit höherer Spielzeit scheinen irgendwie auch andere Sprüche zu kommen...

• Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy!
• Next time you better buy some potions!
• Seraphim for president!
• Poetry #3: There once was player in hardcore ...
• Poetry #12: There was an admin named chuck ...

Der hier ist etwas anders als der bereits eingetragene - doppelt oder Schreibfehler

• Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intented)

[HeavyGuard]

So, zum pushen (die letzten vom 16.08. fehlen noch in der Liste) ein paar neue Messages.

• Don´t wake me up, I´m working...
• Don´t you have better things to do than to read silly messages?
• Funny Bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!
• It´s a girl and her name is Emma!
• It´s you again! Don´t you ever sleep?
• Reassembling mobs...
• Poetry #1: There was an admin named buck ...
• Poetry #15: ... he drank from a cup ...

[Golden Girl]

... geht's weiter!

1. Scroll down the List and choose your Favorite Silly Message. I'm too lazy.
2. Loading Bluescreen...
3. Poetry#17: ...So tiny, it made us all laugh...

Loading Bluescreen steh schon drin.