[HeavyGuard]

• Calm down, I am loading...
• Recommended by 4 out of 5 Dentists!

[Suzie-Q]

- Deleting Unique Items, please wait…
- Funny Bugreport #32056: Vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
- The computer is your friend. Trust the computer.
- Today special: 2 for 1 at the Dragons’ Breath
- Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical… Shutting system down…
- You’re part of the game now…

- Remember Sacred 1 Bug #4624… (weiß hier vielleicht jemand, welcher Bug damit gemeint ist?)

[Feline]

Poetry #13: This why the water there doesn't taste swell.

Access denied, please enter your ID again...

Waiting some time...

[HeavyGuard]

• Reanimating dead monsters...
• Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe
• Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!

[HeavyGuard]

• Damn, can´t find this silly message file...
• When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.

[Marvin]

• Poetry 16: ...flowers placed in his hair...
  
• please turn off your monitor to continue
  
• Sacred2 has been uninstalled succesfully ... not!

Bis hierhin übernommen

[HeavyGuard]

• This item is not mouseable.
• Loading tombstone engravings...
• Randomizing constants...

[HeavyGuard]

• Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!
• Remember rock´n´roll radio...
• Use the mouse, Luke!
• Poetry #11: ... he was cool but not very nice...

[Feline]

Poetry #1: After getting the sack...

Poetry #9: There once was a knight with a pain...

<missing silly message>

Scroll down the list and choose your favorite silly message. I'm too lazy.

[HeavyGuard]

• Funny Bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!
• Ooh, this highelf mount is so cute... Mind if I borrow it?
• Pi is exactly 3!
• Press x to attack and 0 to jump...
• Purple was here...
• Poetry #5: ... supposed to make you feel a chill...
• Poetry #5: ... death to you in one hit, it will...
• Poetry #16: ... and had to wear the full xrystal´s set...

[Feline]

Loading errors, please wait..

Oh, you agian?

Funny bug report #20911: The ring is lying too obviously!

[8xam]

So kleiner Zwischenstand nach 2 Monaten:

Wir sind jetzt bei 186 Silly Messages und 41 Poetries


Ich muss sagen: Echt stolze Leistung, mal sehen wo wir in 2 weiteren Monaten stehen

[HeavyGuard]

• Canceling your wedding - you´re not suited for each other...
• Against individual mounts! Signed: The horses.
• There is no spoon!
• *Beep* *Beep* *Beeeeeeeeep* *Beep*!
• I am so lonely...
• Would you like some salt for your easter egg?

[Matarice]

Ich hab ja das Spiel nicht, aber die demo (ey hallo 60 tacken?! ich lass es mir lieber schenken)... jedenfalls war meine erste oder zweite silly message "Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical… Shutting system down…". ich zu meinem pc, gehorcht, gefühlt... nix. bis es mir so langsam dämmerte

[Feline]

@Matarice

dann hoffe ich, dass die das Spiel auch gut gefallen wird

• Please stand by for an important announcement.
• For sale: Dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...
• Poetry #11: He's protected by ice giant...

[HeavyGuard]

• Find more easter eggs...
• Poetry #17: There once was a mage with a staff...
• The responsible parties have been sacked.

[HeavyGuard]

• Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
• Who are you?
• Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.
• A enum is an enum is an enum!
• Poetry #11: ... who suffered from mild hysteria...

[HeavyGuard]

• Be right back....
• Do not mix varargs with std-containers!
• Freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!

[HeavyGuard]

• Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
• Two regions are closed for maintenance today.

[HeavyGuard]

• two beer or not two beer ...
• Warning! T-Energy breakout detected!