[8xam]

@ Funchal
waren da so viele k?

[HeavyGuard]

• We apologize for the fault in loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.
• Poetry #11: ... and the lag there would make you think twise.

[Suzie-Q]

- Let's ride some Trojan horses...
- Poetry #2: There once was a Moron named John ...

zu den Poetries: es gibt jeweils 5 Zeilen, die richtig zusammengesetzt einen Limerick ergeben, der einzige den ich bis jetzt zusammensetzen konnte ist dieser:

-Poetry #9: There once was a knight with a pain.
-Poetry #9: ... who cried out 'oh no not again...
-Poetry #9: ... a Dragon, five Goblins...
-Poetry #9: ... four elves and an orc...
-Poetry #9: ... have trampled all over my brain!'

Ergänzungen:
-Poetry #7: ... certainly nothing you can do...
-And so it beegins...
- How long can you withstand Dragon breath again...

[Amöbi]

Ich hatte heute "Reverting to Sacred1... " da stehen. Das ist noch nicht in der Liste, oder? Wer hat sich das alles ausgedacht?

[Feline]

Poetry #14: ... seens my toilet is your bathtub as well!

Generating God. Exe...

Searching for available information on dragons - connecting to wikipedia.

[Suzie-Q]

- Computer says 'no'!
- Ladescreen wird mit "Grosser Hammer" gehauen, bitte warten..
- Never seen such a big... never mind...
- Poetry #16: A gladiator once lost a bet...
- Poetry #8: While coding is not much fun...

[HeavyGuard]

• You won´t get this package if you can not ID yourself!
• < missing silly message >
• Deleting all Celine Dion MP3s ...
• Save the earth... Its the only planet with chocolate!
• Poetry #4: ... by his mother he had been confounded ...
• Poetry #10: ... who suffered from mild hysteria ...
• Poetry #17: ... and ended up bitten in half.

Besonders genial finde ich diese speziellen Gag-Messages wie die diversen "Save the earth..." Sachen (ROFL!) sowie Specials zu Chars ("Wait! Your Seraphim has broken a fingernail! Call a Ambulance!" - Gröhl! Mega-ROFL!) und PC allgemein ("Deleting all Celine Dion MP3s ..." - ne sehr gute Idee wie ich finde ).

[Amöbi]

-Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... Duuh...

[Suzie-Q]

- If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
- There is a hole... in your mind.
- Wasting some time...
- Yellow wizard is about to die...

[HeavyGuard]

• Get back to work! Oh, you have... Come back!
• Who is responsible for these silly messages?

[Suzie-Q]

- Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionelly)
- Funny Bugreport #31861: Changing hairstyles of a female hero takes ages!
- Positioning GPS satellites please standby...
- We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...
- We are about to find out if you are worthy adversary...

[Feline]

If the game does not start in five minutes...wait longer!

Loading wicked witch of the West...

If you have a slow PC, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...

Press F for fast loading now...skipped. Proceeding with slow loading.

Yum...I've eaten your character!

Is there life on Mars.

Starting your MP3S...Argh, I can't listen to this any more, go get some new songs!

Checking Hard Disk capacity...

Load 'Sacred2'...8,1...

[HeavyGuard]

• Cannot translate silly message into english.
• What are you doing? Stop that!
• Please insert Sacred CD1 and restart application! ... Hehe, got you!
• Deactivating your firewall... Please wait...
• Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
• Access denied, please enter your ID again...
• Poetry #6: ... we put him back ...

[HeavyGuard]

• Free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.
• So long, and thanks for all the goblins...
• Funny Bugreport #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
• This line intentionally left blank.
• Checking for 3d buffer ... Wait, not that one!
• Wasting energy, please wait...
• Health warning: You have been playing for 12 seconds...
• Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
• Implementing ha-do-ken for Seraphim...
• Poetry #4: ... from his computer the mod was grounded!
• Poetry #13: ... he´d bathe every night ...

[Amöbi]

-Your reading skill has increased by one point!
-Cookiegirl is the best!
-Counting to Infinity... Please wait...

[hatebringer]

#Sorry, there are no health potions available. Good luck, nevertheless.

#There is no spoon.

[Suzie-Q]

- How can this task be delayed when I haven't even started working on it?
- It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (c)ancel or (a)llow?
- Loading big, giant axe...
- Warning: Don't try this at home!

vor allem dieser gefällt mir
- Cancelling your wedding - you're not suited for each other...

[HeavyGuard]

• Looting your fridge...
• This may take a while, get yourself some coffee...
• Poetry #1: ... he kept coming back ...
• Poetry #17: ... to scare monsters away ...

[Amöbi]

-Activating coffee-machine...

[Feline]

Poetry #6: One Mod became quite a chore...

Are you sure you can still see the real World as real World?

Swiper no Swiping!

The PSI corps is your friend, trust the corps.