"A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we ... no, wait, actually, it IS this day. Théoden won't sell us all their horses, and their import taxes are preposterous. And have you seen how woke these Elves are lately? Let's have a chat with Saruman over how much of Rohan they get. Also I'm sure Mordor will stop their war once we give them Lothlórien." ~ Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King