I'm forced to believe that because a lot of people tell me that I look exactly like him when I have short hair
The person below me has had sex with a prostitute
False. I've had a little ball of cocaine stashed somewhere for a while but I haven't had the inclination to try it yet. I'm sure curiosity will win eventually though, what with having the stuff in snorting range and nothing fun to do all day.
False. In fact, I haven't watched an entire TV broadcast since 2007 when Finland switched over to digital TV, just the odd bit and piece of a show when visiting someone.
The person below me will try his or her hardest to come up with a witty reply to this supposition and fail, or not try at all and end up with something surprisingly witty.