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    Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from our employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our one program of Special High Intensity Training. (S.H.I.T.) We are striving to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company. If you feel that you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T., please see your manager. you will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list. Our managers are especially skilled in seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don’t take S.H.I.T. will be placed in the Department of Employee Evaluation Program. (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to take S.H.I.T. will have to go to Employees Attitude Training. (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)

    Since our managers took. S.H.I.T. They dont have to do S.H.I.T. any more because they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be qualified to train others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for a Promotion to
    Director of Intensity Programming(D.I.P.S.H.I.T) If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training(H.O.T S.H.I.T.)

    Thank you,

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    (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

    Edit - Here is a link to a variation of this joke http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/463.html it's an old one, but still a good one.
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    Even if you don't get the lyrics (and you probably won't) the slap scene at the end is worth it.
    [Video]
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    For the most recent Elex news, the new Piranha Bytes RPG, visit us at World of Elex!!!
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    Would you like to see Gisele ride in an Underground Racing Stage 3 Twin Turbo Lamborghini Superleggera?

    [Video]
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    There is something about that video which draws the eye...
    For the most recent Elex news, the new Piranha Bytes RPG, visit us at World of Elex!!!
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    They do provide an impressive display of the speed and acceleration capabilities of the Lamborghini Superleggera, don't they?
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    Hm, intrested ECO air bag solution.....:P
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    Holy shit!!!!


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    Seriously...
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    two months... need to revive the thread.
    Here's a joke:
    Editor's are pushing for slightly better graphics over anything else because if not the mass public won't buy the games AND they are investing in arcade games with 80's graphics because the mass public loves them
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    Haha that's a good one.

    I guess these crazy ameros likes to be special. They do originate from people who drives on the left side, so... :P
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    Zitat Zitat von Zocky Beitrag anzeigen
    They do originate from people who drives on the right side, so... :P
    Corrected. The Americans drive on the right side.
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    Zitat Zitat von Nisarg Beitrag anzeigen
    Corrected. The Americans drive on the right side.
    He was talking about history, the "originate" word gives it away. English drive on the left side and America was created from english ppl, or at least the majority of them were english.
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    Third correction.
    Even if by english you mean English+Scotish+Wales+Irish and by most Americans you mean most white americans, I'm still not sure that's right. There's lots of Italians, French, Dutch, Germans etc. There's a full state (Louisiana I think) with french people in it. They speak french and all that.

    Here: "Major components of the European segment of the United States population are descended from immigrants from Germany (19.2%), Ireland (10.8%), England (7.7%), Scotland (5.8%), Italy (5.6%), Scandinavia (3.7%) and Poland (3.2%) with many immigrants also coming from other Slavic countries."

    On some government site they give other numbers (blacks etc included), german people are still majoritary: http://www.census.gov/prod/2004pubs/c2kbr-35.pdf

    On wikipedia you can even find maps with ancestry, it's quite interesting. The maps can be found there mostly at the bottom:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maps_of...can_ancestries
    I like that one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ce...-by-County.svg
    Damn! Germans everywhere!

    Edit: In all studies English+Scotish+Wales+Irish < 25% of whites .That's not majority.
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    You guys sure have a way to ruin perfectly fine joke. :P
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    Zitat Zitat von Zocky Beitrag anzeigen
    You guys sure have a way to ruin perfectly fine joke. :P
    We are actually a part of a secret anti-joke organization and all of this is a part of a giant conspiracy.
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