Verticals

[korallenkette]

Nichts spricht gegen einen Vertical-Thread in der PE (auch wenn es schon jede Menge gab).

Sexistische und rassistische Witze sind aber nicht erwünscht.
Wer sowas will, kann direkt auf die entsprechenden Seiten gehen.


So - ich hoffe, dieser Thread muss nicht wieder gelöscht werden.

Aber nun habe ich es ja NOCH MAL EXTRA gesagt.

[Professor Hunt]

also rassismus ist mir klar...z.b. das mit dem koch und dem..zeitungsleser?...
aber ab wann wirds sexistisch?

[korallenkette]

Wenn um Sex mit Kindern geht oder um vergewaltigungsähnliche Dinge.
"Sexistisch" war nicht ganz das richtige Wort.

Eigentlich weiß man doch, was in der PE geht und was nicht - und bei Unsicherheit: Lieber nicht!

[FlashX]

Kann nochmal jemand den Pulp Fiction-Vertical posten, bei dem Vincent aus Versehen schießt? Ich wollte den gerade speichern...

[Solifluktion]

Was ist ein Vertical?

[Illuminatum]

Was ist ein Vertical?
Würde mich auch interessieren §wink

€dit: Ok, Google-sei-dank.
Das hier ist z.B. ein Vertical:

http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/peter.jpg

^2^

[Antigone]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7369/darkknightw.jpg

http://files.sharenator.com/1271968340672_funny_verticals-s446x800-80373-580.jpg

ach und der hier muss einfach sein :D
http://www.crazygaijin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mordor-leo-strut.jpg

[Kayakingdeficient?]

Ich will ja nicht pedantisch sein,
aber die Line lautet eigentlich "One does not simply ..." :o

http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Eyjafjallajokull-one-does-not-simply-fly-into-europe.jpg

http://www.flabbergastedly.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/one-does-not-simply-ping-into-mordor.jpg

Da gibt es soo viele tolle Variationen :D

[Antigone]

Ich will ja nicht pedantisch sein,
aber die Line lautet eigentlich "One does not simply ..." :o

hab ja nicht ich gemacht ^^

[Kayakingdeficient?]

hab ja nicht ich gemacht ^^
Ich weiß eh, wollts nur anmerken :__:

[Meereskriecher]

Wie heißt dieses Vertical mit Putin, wo Palin von ihm besiegt wird? :D

[Antigone]

Ich weiß eh, wollts nur anmerken :__:

Jaja is ja schon gut ^^ http://www.worldofugly.de/ugly/171.gif

[HardstyleGothic]

>.< ich hab grade malso die ganze zeit gegoogelt aber nicht ein vertical aus diesem alten Riesenthread gefunden =/

könnte ich vllt. ne dezente PN bekommen ?^^

[Nerdwyn]

Wie heißt dieses Vertical mit Putin, wo Palin von ihm besiegt wird? :D

http://funny-stuff.3961608.n2.nabble.com/file/n4252029/someone-killed-obama-in-mafia-wars-.jpg

[Kayakingdeficient?]

http://funny-stuff.3961608.n2.nabble.com/file/n4252029/someone-killed-obama-in-mafia-wars-.jpg
"Palin" §ugly

[Nerdwyn]

"Palin" §ugly

Das mit Palin kenne ich nicht, daher habe ich dir zum Ersatz dies hier gepostet. :A

[Meereskriecher]

http://funny-stuff.3961608.n2.nabble.com/file/n4252029/someone-killed-obama-in-mafia-wars-.jpg


Ich danke dir. :D

[Nostril]

Kann nochmal jemand den Pulp Fiction-Vertical posten, bei dem Vincent aus Versehen schießt? Ich wollte den gerade speichern...

http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/iv6Wz0PbvGm7Xu0d1Cve3c32f2fd_346c_4f5c_9d3c_952e1106a124.jpg

[Orkjäger XD]

Jemand hat gestern die Seite gepostet, wo es sehr viele gibt, aht die vllt noch jemand?

[iGod]

Die richtig Guten fallen leider unter mindestens eine der Kategorien. :o

[Meereskriecher]

Die richtig Guten fallen leider unter mindestens eine der Kategorien. :o


Ja, leider. Unvergesslich bleibt für mich der "racism is crime".

[Solifluktion]

Zu schade, dass versaute und rassistische nicht erlaubt sind §gnah

"Stevie Wonder and Obama had the same nickname in school...." §herz

[Meereskriecher]

Zu schade, dass versaute und rassistische nicht erlaubt sind §gnah

"Stevie Wonder and Obama had the same nickname in school...." §herz


Ja.....episch.

[Craw]

"Stevie Wonder and Obama had the same nickname in school...." §herz

wenn schon steve wonder und oprah. :scared:

[Nostril]

Jemand hat gestern die Seite gepostet, wo es sehr viele gibt, aht die vllt noch jemand?

http://memebase.com/

[Orkjäger XD]

http://memebase.com/

Ich seh da iwie keine verticals :(

[Nostril]

Dieser Leo soll seine Verticals nochmal posten.
Hab vergessen zu speichern :(

[das EDU]

Ich seh da iwie keine verticals :(

Da ist oben so ne Leiste geh da mal auf Comix

[Orkjäger XD]

Da ist oben so ne Leiste geh da mal auf Comix

Ah, danke ich hatte nur nach verticals geguckt. §wink

[Daric]

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp123/Jonnocide/Knife-Witherspoon.jpg

[Rumo]

http://www.abload.de/img/129829568763857aj.jpg

Wer braucht schon Verticals? :o

[Illuminatum]

http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/vertical_1.jpg

Ich hoffe, das ist OK:
NEIN! Der Spoiler, der hier stand, wurde gelöscht
§wink


€diT:
http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/vertical_3.jpg

Und bitte keine Spoiler, die die Mods erst anklicken müssen!

[Antigone]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ugly-face.jpg?w=450&h=1950

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/nicehair.jpg?w=400&h=715

[TheXUndertakerX]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/koma-comic-strip-minecraft-server-list-say.jpg

Das geilste überhaupt:D

[Aun]

http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Eyjafjallajokull-one-does-not-simply-fly-into-europe.jpg


Oh Gott, so gut... :A

[TheXUndertakerX]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ce882b88-661e-4204-93c4-6d07f900441a.jpg

[LEOs-part]

Dieser Leo soll seine Verticals nochmal posten.
Hab vergessen zu speichern :(

mein thread wurde gelöscht... zeit genug sie zu speichern wäre aber vorhanden gewesen ;)

[Heinzi]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/55b8e26f-0b05-4e61-aba6-d9f6b6a20a6e.jpg

§xlol

[Rumo]

Push
http://www.abload.de/img/12984053682513u4l.png

[Grompel]

Verticals? Hab ich was verpasst oder wie?

edit: Aha Bilder! Vertikal angeordnete Bilder!

[LEOs-part]

rumo... keine horizontals pls!

[Sithis]

http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/1286819539.jpg

[LEOs-part]

omg, der typ is soooo epic xDDDD

*lachflash*
lange nicht mehr so gut gelacht xDDD

[Sithis]

omg, der typ is soooo epic xDDDD

*lachflash*
lange nicht mehr so gut gelacht xDDD

Das is' auch einer meiner Lieblinge. :A

(Abgesehen von dem ein oder anderen Vertical, das wohl den Restriktionen der Moderatoren unteliegen würde.)

[Antigone]

http://www.lolverticals.com/files/2010/04/vertical-morpheus-farted.jpg

http://www.lolverticals.com/files/2010/04/vertical-trolling-art.jpg

http://www.lolverticals.com/files/2010/04/vertical-dexter-lost-jacob.jpg

[EMwegA]

Gut dass ich das meiste aus dem alten Thread gespeichert hab §danke

http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/Zl73oFl1aQVeA1y9ABZv4landa.jpg
http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/uvp0ZD8xFOoL4898.jpg
http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/RFUyNQu4t3Cnd5155.jpg
http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/1250115843276.jpg

[Rumo]

rumo... keine horizontals pls!
Tze, man sollte den Thread für alles machen.

http://www.abload.de/img/1296653559917gr88.jpg

http://www.abload.de/img/1295138221611rs7x.jpg

[Antigone]

ich hoffe der ist noch im Bereich des Vertretbaren *g* Aber ich find den SOWAS von passend :D

http://funnyverticals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-verticals-twilight1.jpg

[Orkjäger XD]

http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files6/uvp0ZD8xFOoL4898.jpg

Oh man, das funktioniert ja wirklich. Krass :eek:

[kaubonbon]

[...]
Der ist herrlich, einfach grossartig. Ich bin fast geplatzt vor lachen. §xlol

[Yggdrassill]

Angry TV Buyer
Posted at: 2010-09-12 10:44:50
Original ad:
i want a flatscreen tv. at least 40 inches and under $500. hit me up if you got what i want
From Me to ***********@**********.org:

Hey,

I am selling my 42" Westinghouse plasma TV for $400. It is in excellent condition. I'm just selling it because I got a bigger one and don't need this one anymore. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

yeah man thats perfect. ill buy that as soon as possible. would you be able to bring it to my house? i dont have a car. im home pretty much all day every day

you can call me if you want 610-***-****

From me to jim ******:

No problem, Jim. I could bring it by tomorrow after work. Are you sure you want to buy it though? I don't want to bring it there and have you decide you don't want to buy it.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

no i definitely want it. just bring it over man

my address is 415 ********* rd, ******, PA
just call me if you have any trouble

From me to jim ******:

Okay, I'll be over tomorrow.

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

I'm very sorry I was unable to make it to your house today. I had the TV loaded in the back of my pickup truck, and I was all set to go to your house. I just decided to make a quick stop in Chester to buy some stuff from a friend, and when I got back to my truck, the TV was gone. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. I'm thinking maybe I hit a bump and it slid out of the truck, because I do forget to close my tailgate sometimes. I don't really remember if it was in the truck when I parked it, so I am baffled.

Anyway, this is totally my fault. Seeing as how I promised you a TV and lost it, I am going to help you out. I signed you up for a 2 year subscription to Plasma TV Enthusiasts Weekly. It is an excellent magazine that will give you a lot of information on plasma TVs to help you make the right decision when buying one. It is normally $84.99 a year, but I hooked you up with my referrer discount so it will only cost you $63.50 a year. I had it sent and billed to the address you gave me, and you should get your first one in a week or two.

Once again, I am very sorry that I lost the TV that I was going to sell you, but hopefully this magazine can help you out.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

are you out of your fuckin mind i dont want any fuckin magazines!!! what the fuck.. you better fuckin cancel that shit. what the fuck were you thinking dude, im not paying for that you fuckin dumbass

From jim ****** to Me:

and its obvious YOUR TV WAS STOLEN YOU FUCKIN RETARD. why the FUCK would you leave a tv in the back of your truck in chester?

cancel the fuckin magazines..NOW.

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

Why do you want me to cancel the magazines? It is a great magazine and I got you a great deal for it. You won't find it cheaper anywhere else. Also, to put it frankly, if you were going to buy a Westinghouse plasma TV from me without even looking at it, then it is clear you still have a lot to learn about plasma TVs. Reading this magazine will make you an expert in no time.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

you fuckin asshole i dont want to pay for some stupid magazine! i just want a goddamn tv. who the fuck would want to read a fuckin weekly magazine about tvs?! cancel it right now. im serious

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

I'm sorry you feel that way about the magazine. I was just trying to help. Unfortunately I cannot cancel the magazine. When I signed you up on the phone, they gave me a confirmation number I could use to cancel the subscription. I couldn't find a piece of paper to write it on, so I wrote the number on a napkin. I think I accidentally used the napkin to wipe my face after eating wings last night, and then threw it out. I'd look through the trash to find it for you, but the garbage truck already picked it up this morning. I think they take it to the dump/recycling center in Media if you want to go look for it. It was a napkin from Taco Bell, if that helps. I usually get all my napkins there.

If you think it would be easier, you could just cancel it once you get your first magazine in the mail. You'll probably be billed for the first month, plus a $75 cancellation fee because I didn't sign you up for cancellation insurance. I just assumed you would want to keep the magazine.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

i cant believe i just read all that shit because i should have known from the first few lines that you were a fuckin idiot

i dont care if you have to blow the fuckin editor, you better find a way to get it cancelled because i am not spending a goddamn nickel on that magazine!

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

If you don't pay for it, that may screw up your credit. I remember one time I forgot to pay my TV guide subscription for about 14 months, and that really messed up my credit. I had trouble buying a house because of that. You should be careful.

Since you seem to not know a lot about the importance of your credit, I signed you up for a year subscription of In Debt Weekly, a great magazine that can teach you a lot about credit. Don't worry, I got you the same discount as before, and this magazine is actually a little bit cheaper. It is only $34.99 a year. It came with a discounted subscription to Card Times, another magazine about credit cards. That one is only $25 per year, so I signed you up for that as well. It is a decent magazine for the price.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

GL4KJHSGSKFKJS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR FUCKING MAGAZINES!!!!

CANCEL THOSE RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

From me to jim ******:

Jim,

There is no need for that kind of language. Please do not talk to me anymore.

Unless you would be interested in a subscription to Anger Management Journal. I can sign you up for that if you want to learn how to control your temper.

Mike

From jim ****** to Me:

FUCK YOU

und


Original ad:
I am in need of a reliable and SAFE driver to take my 10-year-old daughter home from after-school soccer practice starting in September and ending in late November. She needs to be taken from school in Exton to home in Bryn Mawr. It should take about an hour each day. You will be needed Mon, Tues, Thurs, and Fri. Looking for a safe driver with a clean driving record. E-mail at ***********@comcast.net with references. We can discuss compensation. Thanks!
From Me to ************@comcast.net

Good afternoon.

My name is Mike Partlow and I am very interested in this job. I have a lot of experience driving under dangerous conditions and guarantee your daughter will arrive safely at home every day.

If you are still looking for a dependable driver, please write back.

Sincerely,

Mike Partlow

From Kate ******** to Me

Mr. Partlow (can I call you Mike?),

I still am looking for a driver. Good to know you can handle dangerous conditions...but there probably will not be any dangerous conditions; you are just taking my daughter down Rt 3.

Tell me about yourself - are you a professional driver? Do you have any references from past jobs? What kind of car do you own? Is it reliable?

- Kate

From Me to Kate ********

Kate,

You can call me Mike. I was never one for formalities.

A little about myself, I am 37 years old, and worked as a mercenary driver in the Middle East. I have escorted important clients through high-risk areas in Iraq and Afghanistan for five years. I have seen a lot of action, and have ensured the safety of my clients. Out of all the jobs I have done, 90% of my clients arrived at their destination unharmed.

I have several references. I'll have one of them e-mail you.

My car is very safe and reliable - perfect for your daughter. It is an armored 2007 Chevy Suburban. All glass has been replaced with multi-layered ballistic glass capable of stopping a 7.62 x 39 bullet dead in its tracks. The doors, roof, and floor have been reinforced with ballistic steel/composite that can withstand IED blasts and stop grenade fragmentation. This car has been put to the test and will always deliver.

Safety and protection is my #1 priority. The car is fully loaded with an HK416 assault rifle that fire under the toughest conditions. The roof has a 40mm MK-19 automatic grenade launcher turret installed. Hopefully we won't have to use it, but it is good to have. I can't tell you how many times I've had to return fire against an enemy APC. I assure you that nobody will mess with your daughter as I escort her home from soccer practice.

Now lets discuss pay. I have various security packages I offer, and for your daughter I recommend my medium package which will run you $200 an hour. I also have a minimal package which is only $125 an hour. It is entirely up to you.

Let me know,

Mike Partlow

From Kate ******** to Me

This has to be a joke. This isnt Bagdad, it's suburban PA...

Are you just being sarcastic? What do you really drive? I want to pay 30 bucks a day, tops.

From Me to Kate ********

Kate,

Safety/protection is no joke. For $30, you are likely to get some 17-year-old kid who just got his license and will drive your daughter in his unarmored Ford Focus. I've seen an IED blow a Ford Focus into thousands of pieces, none larger than a golf ball.

My security package is well worth the $200 per trip. We will pick your daughter up in a random Suburban. Four trucks will pull up, and she will get into a random one every day. This is so the enemy does not know which one to attack. The Suburban she is in will have an armed security detail of men I have worked with in Iraq. We know what we are doing. She will be escorted in our convoy down the highway at a high rate of speed to avoid stopping in "kill zones." All vehicles are equipped with an MIRT which is used to change the traffic lights to green so we will not have to slow down. Your daughter will arrive safely in your arms no later than 20 minutes from when she is extracted from the soccer field.

Please reconsider my offer. You can't put a price on your daughter's safety.

From Kate ******** to Me

Stop wasting my time. Don't e-mail me again.


(later, from another e-mail account)

From Nick Walken to Kate **********

Dear Kate,

I am an old client of Mike Partlow. He told me that you wanted a reference for a job you are considering him for. Let me start off by saying, you could not have made a finer choice. Mike is the best there is. He literally saved my life countless times in Iraq. Whatever you are using him for, you have made the right choice. You will be 100% safe.

When I think about my experience Mike, one time stands above the rest. Back in 2005, I was a contractor in Iraq and had hired Mike's security detail to escort me through Fallujah. Everything was going fine until our convoy was hit by an IED. I don't remember much, but next thing you know, I woke up in a Republican Guard prisoner camp with Mike. I thought we were goners. They took me and Mike into a hut, where there were at least eight armed soldiers placing bets. They were going to make Mike and I play Russian Roulette. Mike convinced a soldier to let him play with three bullets, instead of one, which I thought was crazy. Mike even put the gun to his head once and pulled the trigger. He started laughing, and the soldiers started laughing too. When they let their guard down, he immediately shot three of them in the head, grabbed one of their AKs, and gunned down the other five soldiers. I didn't think we would make it out of that one alive, but thanks to Mike's heroic actions, I am here today.

You cannot go wrong with Mike Partlow. He is the best of the best. One time he killed an entire truck of insurgents using just a fork from his salad. He makes do with what he has and will survive the worst of situations.

If you have any more questions about Mike, please don't hesitate to contact me. I owe the man my life.

Nick

From Kate ******** to Me

what in the hell...

Ohne Bilder, aber vertikal!