Picture Wars #4

[dark-cz-klaw]

A game.

The Idea
You must post a picture that beats the previous picture posted and a short text explanation of how/why it beats the previous picture.

Like this:

First post:
[picture of fire]

Second post:
[picture of water]
"Water puts out fire"

Third post:
[picture of glass of water]
"The glass holds the water"

Fourth post:
[picture of a female opera singer]
"The opera singer can hit so high notes that her voice shatters the glass"

...etc. You get the drift, and if you don't, don't ask "WTF???!!!!!" but follow the thread for a while, and you will find out.

The rules
- You must post a picture and a textual explanation. If either are omitted, your post is automatically disqualified. (Obviously this does not apply to the opening post)
- One post per day. Strictly. More than one post per day results in permanent disqualification.
- No spam posts or discussion, only game-related posts. Other posts will result in a permanent disqualification
- No signatures
- Use your imagination. And Google Search or something. It may also be a good idea to copy the pictures to your own Photobucket/Flickr etc. in case the original website does not support remote linking.
- Avoid using huge images... if it's size is over 600-700px in either direction, re-size it (Photobucket can do this automatically). This way even those with slower connections can play!
- In case you disagree with the poster directly above you, eg. you think that the picture (and reason) s/he posted would not beat the previous picture, make a post with the following (NOTE: this counts as your post of the day, so if you already posted you can't do a FAIL!-post):
-- The following picture (this should be the topmost thing in the post, for clarity):
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/j_dread/Dont_Worry_Sir_Im_From_The_Internet/royal-fail.jpg

IMG]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/j_dread/Dont_Worry_Sir_Im_From_The_Internet/royal-fail.jpg[/IMG (just add the missing brackets)
-- A quote of the textual explanation, NOT THE PICTURE and below it, write the reason why it would not win
-- After that, post your own picture and reason as normally.
-- Don't overuse this; only if you think something is blatantly wrong (something like a match beats water because a match is hot and water is not). Overuse of the FAIL!-image results in permanent disqualification
-- Even if your post is "failed" by someone, it is still counted as your one post for that day!

- And, finally: I will keep the right to disqualify people permanently, because, like, d'oh, I started the game.

Disqualified people
- Calin
(How to act when a disqualified person posts: just ignore the post, and instead "beat" the picture by the latest, non-disqualified person. In essence, act like the disqualified person would never have posted.)


Last picture:

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/12/soap-hands.jpg

Here have more hands so u dont need the doll !!!

My picture:

But those plastic hands have short, stubby fingers that have little-to-no dexterity, very unlike this dexterous robot hand:
http://assets.artstream.org/system/uploads/paperclip/shadow-robot_shadow-dexterous-hand_large.jpg

[Raettich]

no power, no robot
http://www.dradio.de/images/49588/square/

[alyn26]

http://riahills.com/blog/images/plugged-in.jpg
oops!

[Meemo]

http://freelancefolder.com/wp-content/uploads/sharp-scissors.jpg

Scissors cut the cord. Robot is down for good.

[Raettich]

http://slike.planet-lepote.com/xinha/slike/obraz_in_telo/novosti/gliss_kur_model.jpg
sexy woman breaks the scissor

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f3SZ5Tu916o/Sd9OG9lGu5I/AAAAAAAAM0c/eO0NXF7ZiUQ/s400/bikini+girl+with+ak.jpg

The new, improved version of Sexy Woman can wield an AK rifle.

[KingOvi]

http://www.thedwarf.com.au/var/plain/storage/images/albumreviews/more_like_a_movie_less_like_real_life_ellington/5101946-1-eng-GB/more_like_a_movie_less_like_real_life_ellington_album.jpg

Movies stuff.. less like real life

[Melvish]

who would want a life like that:

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/matrix-revolutions-33.jpg
Hi!, i'm Melv's chosen image for this part of the game, i might be over 600px but i'm only 17k, i'm 56ker friendly!

[alyn26]

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/01/24/suicide_da42q_16298.jpg
Why live?

[Nisarg]

Religion makes him want to live...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Religion_in_SF.png

...and persecute those of other religions.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s194/Trenton_BOMC/Religion/religion.jpg

[Melvish]

http://campusadv.com/green/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/go-green-save-the-planet-3504_3.jpg
saving the planet beat forcing your tinny truth into people.

[Th13f]

Not for long.

http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/296/295611/Copy_of_ss00006od4.jpg

Bow before the might of the Sajuuk-Khar!

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/6/69/Reaper_fleet.png

This massive fleet of superior sentient space ships can easily send your microscopic fleet into oblivion.

[Rale]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5684/1148016-gothic_2009_09_16_23_54_38_29_super.jpg

Several of these spells would destroy that fleet

[Meemo]

http://fileonthe.net/cor/gothicts/beta1/Xardas-blau.jpg

Nameless can't touch Xardas when it comes to magic.

[Th13f]

@ dark-cz-claw: You're wrong. The ship in my picture is called Sajuuk. In the Homeworld universe (Homeworld, Homeworld Cataclysm, Homeworld 2), Sajuuk is basically THE god, the great progenitor, big daddy, whatever you want to call it.

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-05M3Xt1y8) you can see Sajuuk firing its phased cannon array.

Here (http://img35.imageshack.us/i/sizechart8.jpg/) you can see a grid showing the size of that ship.

[Nisarg]

Firstly, Camoran is not as powerful as Xardas by a big difference

Secondly,
http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files5/impossiblemagic.jpg



P.S. This is not a fail post

[Melvish]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/spock.jpg

Spock know the solution to this theorem.

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. "

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://screenrant.com/images/awesome-kirk.jpg
Captain Kirk can't hear Spock.


@ dark-cz-claw: You're wrong. The ship in my picture is called Sajuuk. In the Homeworld universe (Homeworld, Homeworld Cataclysm, Homeworld 2), Sajuuk is basically THE god, the great progenitor, big daddy, whatever you want to call it.
Yeah, in the Homeland Universe, but not in overall science-fiction. Still, if you looked in my picture, there are a lot of Reapers in the background. Not to mention that Reapers are capable of destroying planets.

[Raettich]

put this over his head, than he is not so awesome anymore
http://www.securitystore.de/Sturmhaube.jpg

[Th13f]

http://cineocchio.altervista.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/defendor-film-woody-harrelson-costume-img1.jpg

The police is corrupt. Luckily, this guy is around to deal with the crooked cops.

(In case you don't know, this is Defendor. Damn good movie. Go see it if you haven't already.)

[Raettich]

http://gasbanditry.com/twg163/pictures/Demotivational%20Posters/duct-tape-no-no-no.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://blamethelag.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/scut.jpg
This happy little fellow cuts up the duct tape into many, many little pieces, freeing Defendor.

[Raettich]

http://static.twoday.net/finismundi/images/Rost.jpg

but after some time it becomes very rusty

[Meemo]

http://www.forbiddenweapons.com/samuraiSword1.jpg

Stainless steel, son. Won't rust.

[ZombieNL]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2997/burneroxycombustionlind.th.jpg (http://img28.imageshack.us/i/burneroxycombustionlind.jpg/)

True, it won't rust.
But it WILL melt in this furnace.

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://watersecretsblog.com/archives/No%20water.jpg

Remove the water supply = no Niagara Falls.

[Raettich]

turn it on again
http://www.chaoszone.de/blog/media/blogs/webnews/magic-tap-2.jpg

[Meemo]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Se7iswAanA/SmRygI9xDpI/AAAAAAAAIYA/Db_qObKAhwM/s400/SpongeBob_19.jpg
Spongebob absorbs all of the water up.

[EmperorSpine]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/480849535_e9a22fe16c.jpg?v=0

Unfortunately BOb is DEAD !!!

[Raettich]

But this necromancer gets him back
http://images.elfwood.com/fanq/i/v/ivanb2/necromancer_resized.jpg

[Melvish]

http://laptoping.com/wp-content/dell_laptop_burned.jpg

Achtung! Some codekid turned off the videocard fan: resulting in a total laptop meltdown!

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.tcs-online.net/storenewmod.jpg

[Rale]

http://www.canyon-news.com/artman2/uploads/2/360559_Hand-Grenade-Posters.jpg

Few of this and that shop goes sky-high

[Nisarg]

Sure, but the shop owner had insurance
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3555/3676847190_3a366b97e8.jpg?v=0

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://30daysout.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/bush_stupid.jpg

But the Don doesn't know that.

[Raettich]

but georgie gets smacked by the statue of liberty
http://www.everythingweird.com/images/statue-of-liberty-smack-george-bush_49.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

It was rebuilt.

http://www.french-at-a-touch.com/Statue_of_Liberty/Building_Statute_of_Liberty_2_%5Bpicturestore.com%5D.jpg

[KGS]

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2000_11/red_alert2_bemutato_02.jpg
and then destroyed again by Kirov Airships

[d3a7hr0w]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Laura_shmlaura/What%20gets%20club%20soda%20out/RedAlert2.jpg

RA3 get its ass kicked by RA2 (Classic <3)

[Rale]

http://www.gothic3.com/_images/news/gothic1.gif

Best game ever :p

[Hav'caaren An'givare]

http://www.licentejocuri.ro/images/Age%20of%20Empires%202%20Gold%20Edition%20(Contine%20Age%20of%20Empires%202%20Ag e%20of%20Kings%20+%20The%20Conquerors).jpg

But Age of Empires II is the better strategy game.

http://www.totalwar.com/asset_library/TWE_box_discs.jpg

yeah right

[Meemo]

http://besttoysguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/toy_stratego2.jpg
Stratego wins.

[Melvish]

Not when you're alone

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2166/2180058584_9024963a17.jpg

and yes, a sophisticated 'win' to you.

[GothicFighter]

Not when you've got a lot of friends!
http://www.consolegames.ro/forum/attachments/f62-filme-seriale/30626d1249766077-friends-friends_1218551138_1994.jpg

[d3a7hr0w]

http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u107/Angel_of_Death.jpg
This guy takes friends away

[EmperorSpine]

http://anawakeningexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/resurrection.jpg

AND THEY ARE ALL BROUGHT BACK ;) !!!!

[Melvish]

Religion is the 'community binding' according to its latin root.... *snap*

If religion is bullshit. Hopefully it could help grow some grass :p

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/zvoncic/leave-my-crop-alone.jpg

[Nisarg]

Oh-oh, looks like someone set alight your crop!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Large_bonfire.jpg



An enemy infiltrator has destroyed your Farm near Teh Swamp!
You have declared war on Arsonist Leader!

[Melvish]

The land is bought and a tower is built.


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01184/arts-graphics-2008_1184104a.jpg

[Vampyro]

Wich tower?
http://cache.foxsaver.com/thumbnails/2009/07/16/958812505l.jpg

[ZombieNL]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00818/Eiffel_Tower_818385a.jpg

In the movie GI Joe the tower is no more...
See This (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/2464711/See-Eiffel-Tower-tumble-down.html) trailer.

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.sawf.org/visuals/newvisuals/InfinityTowerSkidmoreOwings.jpg

Who cares about an old heap of metal? This tower's better.

[KGS]

no tower beats the tower of babel
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-5/the-tower-of-babel.jpg

[Raettich]

but God destroyed the tower of babel
http://www.smb.museum/smb/media/exhibition/11220/36_Theunissen_EinsturzdesTurmeszuBabel.jpg

[KingOvi]

Man created another one :
http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/burj-khalifa-726453.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6VUJ0cgazhc/Si972gY6mjI/AAAAAAAAEdo/-ZkVCNlQqKo/s400/tower.gif

Introducing: The Inflatable Space Tower

[ZombieNL]

http://proton.ucting.udg.mx/galeria/3D/death-star-explode-001-net.jpg

Good bey Death Star!!

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Death_Star.jpg

Obama starts building another Death Star.

[Vampyro]

But he got caught
http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/1/Osama-Bin-Laden-dead.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4000/Osama-Escape-Craft--4148.jpg

They forgot to take his magical flying carpet away.

[KGS]

http://revoltoftheplebs.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/god1.jpg
but he flies too high and crashes into god

[Vampyro]

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/pfft_full.jpg

[KGS]

ask this guy
http://www.hyscience.com/archives/Pope20Benedict20XVI_1.jpg
if there is no god

[Nisarg]

I don't ask him about religion. I ask him to work like everyone else.
http://media.timeoutchicago.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/233/233.x600.cover.jobs.jpg?

[Melvish]

why work when you can lend money?

http://www.julielenzerkirk.com/graphics/money_2_lend.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://blog.mobissimo.com/uploads/mp_burning_money.jpg

[Meemo]

Water puts out fire har har har!
http://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com/ex/template_content_corner/ex110/images/water.jpghttp://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com/ex/template_content_corner/ex110/images/water.jpg

[RobinHood 13.]

I'm gonna answer both previous ones, since last had no picture.

Lanturn
http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/lanturn.jpg
Both electrical and water type, meaning it has super effective attacks
against both fire and water.
Also fire is innefective, and water has no bonus, so Lanturn
would pwn:)

[Melvish]

mhmmm sushi...


http://paulbuckley14059.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/sushi-for-2.jpg

[Horo]

A wild Snorlax appeared!

Snorlax uses EAT! It is super effective!

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/snorlax.gif

[Nisarg]

The Snorlax forms the main course for the
http://www.davesdrumworld.com/Angels-Demons/images/Black%20Dragon%20Wallpaper.jpg

[Vampyro]

but this one calls the dragon back because he was bad yesterday and will not get supper
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u38/fuckinzipper/EVIL/demon.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.waynesantos.com/uploaded_images/wrestler-713643.jpg

His wife just came home and is pissed.

[Melvish]

She cheated on him, err, had a meeting with the Boss.

http://www.edinphoto.org.uk/0_my_p_sk/0_my_photographs_sky_-_cramond_island.jpg

[Vampyro]

wich looks like this so she flew away from him, just to not see his face
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2505912005_6657398227.jpg

[KingOvi]

The true boss looks more like this
http://www.stenyak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chucknorris1.png

[ZombieNL]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4708/chuckuk.jpg (http://img202.imageshack.us/i/chuckuk.jpg/)

but now the boss is dead

[dark-cz-klaw]

Chuck can't die.

http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Chuck_Norris_Cheat_Death_Olive_Shirt.jpg

[Raettich]

But Bruce Lee defeated him in the movie "The way of the dragon"
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200708/r165820_615142.jpg

[Vampyro]

unfortunately he's totally dead
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3333/3502550120_ab4a3f13cf.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/1/5/129072165338304245.jpg
Bruce Lee is resurrected by a magical animal.

[ZombieNL]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/4980/squirrelinbrakes.jpg (http://img295.imageshack.us/i/squirrelinbrakes.jpg/)

your magical squirrel was hit by a bike...

[miku-juku]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7107/hammerjx4.png (http://img136.imageshack.us/i/hammerjx4.png/)

Bike is broken now, hammer rules.

[COma4ever]

http://theacidhouse.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/acid_med1.jpg

hammer dies

[Nisarg]

Hoy! You forgot the blacksmith!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Blacksmith_shop%2C_railroad%2C_Topeka.jpg/561px-Blacksmith_shop%2C_railroad%2C_Topeka.jpg

[Vampyro]

This one says:'Hi, regards from the Devil'
http://www.worldofgothic.com/images/g2monster/schwarzer_troll.jpg

[Nisarg]

Am I allowed to post two pictures per day or one? Picture Wars 3 lists the rule of 2 pics per day whereas Picture Wars 4 says 1 pic per day.

[KGS]

Am I allowed to post two pictures per day or one? Picture Wars 3 lists the rule of 2 pics per day whereas Picture Wars 4 says 1 pic per day.

only 1...

[Rale]

http://almanach.worldofgothic.com/images/thumb/7/7d/Dragonhunterhard.jpg/300px-Dragonhunterhard.jpg

This guy kills the black troll

[COma4ever]

but he's no match for a 1500 pound wrecking ball

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/10/runaway-wrecking-ball.jpg

[GothicFighter]

http://www.atomicathletic.com/store/images/products/chuckmillerstonelift300.JPG

Piss of cake:D

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gWQaU40PH24/ScVtEbrKJ_I/AAAAAAAABqo/Plsja-AgY8o/s400/image064.jpg
Strong Guy (http://mmcelhaney-fiction.blogspot.com/2009/03/mugen-strong-guy.html) could pwn him.
"His body could turn any kinetic energy directed against him into muscle power increasing his physical strength."

[KGS]

this doesn't help against heat though
http://www.a2gov.org/government/safetyservices/emergencymanagement/PublishingImages/Heat%20Exhaustion%202.gif

[Nisarg]

The sinister reason behind the invention of ACs was to combat heat.
http://www.heatandcool.com/v/KLIMAIRE%20PRODUCTS/HEIL/AC/gallery/singles30-36/19.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://thedanashow.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/algore.jpg

ACs piss off "environmentalists" such as Al Gore.

[KingOvi]

but Jon teaches every man what's the true reason of their life, and denounces Al Gore
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/9133259/Jon+Lajoie.jpg

[Vampyro]

Al Gore is to pissed for following his own principles
http://blogofowned.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/owned-3950.jpg

[Nisarg]

This guy doesn't like tanks and blows them up.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/RPG7.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/RPG7.jpg)

[Vampyro]

I am a cat, I don't like green:
http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5822628/2/istockphoto_5822628-hungry-dog.jpg

This dog can't wait for the cat above to climb down!

[GothicFighter]

Arrrrhttp://emilypage.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/mouthful-of-dog-small.jpg

[miku-juku]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1720/slide1hy0.jpg (http://img182.imageshack.us/i/slide1hy0.jpg/)

cat is no more.

[Made of chaos]

http://www.antipope.org/charlie/gifs/shoot_kitten.jpg

no problem, buy a new one!!

[dark-cz-klaw]

Set him on fire.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/fire-cat1.jpg

[GothicFighter]

Is this thread about methods of torturing cats:D?
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee199/we_w/Iron_Cat_by_freelancemanga.jpg

[d3a7hr0w]

http://www.myfourthirds.com/files/0663/pc040324-rust-2.jpg
The cat gets rusty

[Rale]

http://www.acegrinding.com/images/stainless_steel_rods.jpg

Stainless steel can't get rusty

[RobinHood 13.]

http://spinalcolumn.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/911-twin-towers-fire.jpg

It can melt.

Well, the columns here probably didn't melt (conspirators main argument for all other fantasies),
but they get weak when warmed up having a much weaker carry ability,
This easily spreads as they're very heat conducting.

[GothicFighter]

Everything can be buit again.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/New_wtc.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://superherouniverse.com/wallpaper/artists/tyler/images3/godzilla-destruction.jpg

not in this world!

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/07/24/2003804298.jpg

This could convince a lot of people to start rebuilding the city.

[KGS]

^ this is only monopoly currency so it convinces only this guy
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2008/02/20/monopoly.jpg

[COma4ever]

too bad he took the http://www.edinphoto.org.uk/0_P/0_paintings_titanic.jpg to Boardwalk.

[GothicFighter]

Oups.
http://www.webtek.no/titanic/Images/titanic6.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.effinghamdiverescue.us/pics/EFF%20DIVE%20RESCUE%20TEAM.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-4/Great-White-Shark-1.jpg

this shark ate the rescue guys!!

[Rale]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/14030/629387-harpoon_large.jpg

The shark is no more

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_243/120444100610Y263.jpg

The shark was secretly a robot, and so the harpoon couldn't penetrate its armor.

[miku-juku]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7326/inforn6.png (http://img248.imageshack.us/i/inforn6.png/)

[ZombieNL]

http://www.everfast.com.hk/catalog/images/chargers-images/USB_Stick_2AA_2AAA.jpg (http://www.everfast.com.hk/catalog/01-battery-chargers-usb-battery-charger-c-23_49.html)

batteries can be recharged!

[GothicFighter]

http://www.theotokos.co.za/umtata/images/poweroutlarge.gif
Power outage.

[Vampyro]

this weather, came over the ocean and fully recharched the batteries through the water;)
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/family/img/27335_Electricity.jpg

[miku-juku]

Thunder- where?It is clear sky.
http://asd-www.larc.nasa.gov/SCOOL/JPGimg/Aureole/clear_sky.jpg

[Anastasia]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Clouds.JPG
Now it isn't ;)

[GothicFighter]

http://www.aoc.gov/cvc/photos/images/10-17-05BigFan_lg.jpg
The cloud blower!

[KGS]

http://gza.gameriot.com/content/blogs/attachments/evil_cloud.png

EVIL CLOUD is stronger

[Made of chaos]

http://www.bulgaria-travel-guide.com/images/sunny-beach-bulgaria.jpg

these people don't care about the evil cloud and enjoy the sunny weather and the cool sea..

[Rale]

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/perfectstorm/perfect_storm_2.jpg

Their enjoying is over

[Vampyro]

They continue to enjoy the day
http://www.speld.nl/wp-content/uploads/mozes1.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.xes.cx/pics/finland/finland-beach-frozenbeach.JPG

The ice age occurs suddenly. No more sunny day at the beach.

[Made of chaos]

http://www.transy.edu/campus/images/snow.jpg

the ice doesn't ruin their day..

[miku-juku]

http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgthumb/cop-snowball-fight-thumb_211209015730.jpg

It does now...(it is a gun in his hand)

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://johnrlott.tripod.com/uploaded_images/kidssay-738842.gif

Chuckie Bloomer thinks that the man above needs to get rid of his gun.

[GothicFighter]

That gun is a fake!
http://media.ksfy.com/images/Fake+Gun.JPG

[Made of chaos]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Technology/images/heart-attack.jpg

but the people were scared to hell and died from a heart attack

[ZombieNL]

http://www.odec.ca/projects/2007/torr7m2/images/pacemaker.gif

Give him a pacemaker and he survives!!

[miku-juku]

http://majlisimpian.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/popup_battery_low_ref4.png

There is no power!

[GothicFighter]

I don't think that the pacemaker has batteries. But if it does, have:
http://www.viatekproducts.com/images/RE_300.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6415/nimhdamagebh2.jpg

The batteries exploded

[COma4ever]

you can always get new ones
http://www.hanno.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/battery-store.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://themoneycoach1.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/broke.jpg

No if you're broke!!

[Anastasia]

http://clearlabelling.com/images/robber_01.jpg
You can always turn to robbery :p

[COma4ever]

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/go-to-jail-1.jpg

DO NOT PASS GO !!!

[ZombieNL]

http://aliceverheij.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/prison-break.jpg?w=300&h=231

Call the brothers Scofield and they help you escape!

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://thesamerowdycrowd.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/maximum-security-prison.jpg

High security prison stops them.

[Anastasia]

http://therealbarackobama.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/1-bribe.jpg
I don't suppose any of the guards are open to bribery... would they? :p

[ZombieNL]

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/robocop2-04.jpg

Robocop is no more!!

[Vampyro]

Robot was repaired, and made better
http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/05/Nissan_Dualis_Robot.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.captionmachine.com/photos/11.jpg

But in reality it was just a guy in a robot suit.

[GothicFighter]

http://www.captionmachine.com/photos/11.jpg

But in reality it was just a guy in a robot suit.

...and this is the end of the thread I guess... If the guy is killed, police will find the criminal. Since there are lots of cameras he can't bribe the dudes and even if he/she bribes them, the whole world will be revolted.

[Vampyro]

I don't get your POST

[GothicFighter]

I meant video cameras that are making photos/videos in Vampyro's photo, so the criminal can't go away.

[ZombieNL]

They can get away, because the police is sleeping...

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Automobiles680.jpg

[Anastasia]

http://www.gpaulbishop.com/GPB%20History/GPB%20Archive/Section%20-%203/Griller%20Quartet/griller_quartet_01.JPG
But they get awoken by a quartet! :D

[Raettich]

but without the violine the quartet is too quiet
http://www.dradio.de/images/17987/landscape/

[GothicFighter]

Plenty of those here:
http://www.violinslover.com/photos/Pasadena_Office.jpg

[RobinHood 13.]

This will extinguish it, from newscase where this was actually the case.

http://drunkenbob.homestead.com/DaytonaParty/big_panties1.JPG

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/5/1778/how-to-draw-captain-underpants.jpg

But Captain Underpants has better underpants!

[Made of chaos]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11548821/Female_Underwear_Boy_Shorts_.jpg

these are better! :D

[Th13f]

http://llollitta.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/nude-back-of-woman.jpg

Personally, I prefer that girl without any underwear.

[GothicFighter]

http://trestlessurfcrowd.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/nudity-sign.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://postcardsworldwide.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/sylt-de1.jpg

Nudity's not banned on the German island of Sylt.

[addo]

But that island sinks overnight like Atlantis.

http://www.fullhalloween.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/atlantis_lg.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://travelersnote.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/myth1.jpg

it's not proved that Atlantis exists so that makes it another myth.

[Makendo]

http://i49.tinypic.com/xol7qa.jpg

No other comment needed :P

[GothicFighter]

BOOOM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2wo9150.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://lists.opcfoundation.org/TACblog/Lists/Photos/Mythbuster-Ep3.bmp

They're back in a new episode.

[Maladiq]

Too bad the show gets

http://www.richardstarbuck.com/public_html/images/stories/cancelled.gif

[Raettich]

glad that we have every episode on VHS
http://www.cheshirelibrary.org/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vhs.gif

[Th13f]

Duh. VHS are obsolete. Welcome to the 21st century.

http://www.aradinfo.biz/news_images/1120/blue_ray_disc_717_20100104134617_670.jpg

Hello, blu-ray.

[Nisarg]

Sure, but this thing's as portable as the BRD and offers all the features of a fully fledged Hard Disk for storage.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/64/Externalsamsung.jpg/545px-Externalsamsung.jpg

[GothicFighter]

http://mobilementalism.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/samsung-d600-broken-front.jpg

[Anastasia]

http://blog.timesunion.com/capitol/files/2008/12/charity.jpg
Given charity money which are used to buy a new one! :)

[Nisarg]

http://mobilementalism.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/samsung-d600-broken-front.jpg

Hey, that's not a portable HD!

[GothicFighter]

:DIt's samsung.

[miku-juku]

http://www.google.ee/imgres?imgurl=http://www.horrorprops.co.uk/acatalog/bloody-hand.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.horrorprops.co.uk/acatalog/Body_Parts.html&usg=__KZ6nX-cdkWA0DugOqxsWCw18ay4=&h=266&w=252&sz=58&hl=et&start=2&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=3sBRCnvlfX2IUM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhand%2Bcut%2Boff%26um%3D1%26hl%3Det%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1

No hands to give charity to.

EDIT: Nice to fail when posting a pic up :D

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.elftown.com/stuff/Foot_grabbing_mouse..jpg?jpg=y

You can still grab stuff with your feet.

[addo]

Not this guy.

http://baixadensidade.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/737s6zlt.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp30/deamank/kangbir/NickVujicicMenulis.jpg

That doesn't stop Nick from using his mouth!

[KGS]

http://www.daydreamersfancydress.co.uk/acatalog/SEWNMOUTH.jpg

[ZombieNL]

cut his mouth open again!
http://www.gerritse.nl/%7Eimages/products/gerritse/642-477/1623001.jpg

[GothicFighter]

No you can't! Those metal clips are made from Adamantium!(or unbreakable metal for short)
http://www.heavycrownjewelry.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/d/i/diamond-faceted-recessed.png

[Rale]

http://www.implats.co.za/im/g/i/impala/processing/tapping_smelter_lrg.jpg

Even that metal can be melt down

[alyn26]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7FAsUT6FePU/Sm5_iQBlRuI/AAAAAAAAA7o/BAOrtGvzWFk/s400/gollum.jpg
Killing the guy in the process...

[Made of chaos]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/18/l_c5a878842b6145b383b75b0077af490f.jpg

someone took it from him before he fall in the volcano

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.giantbusts.co.uk/acatalog/LOTRRINGWRAITH.png

This guy's pissed and manages to get to this "someone".

[Made of chaos]

http://www.fitnessgurusam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/30-reading01.jpg

too bad this girl just finished reading the lord of the rings series and finally "this guy" didn't manage to kill this "someone"...

[KingOvi]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/internet-tough-guy.png
Too bad the girl's bf is an internet tough guy who dictates everything she should do or think :p

[Raettich]

smoking kills
http://velibahceci.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/smoking-kills.jpg

[GothicFighter]

Really?
http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/100-year-old_smoker1.jpg

[Nefekto]

Really?

http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ya_rly.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/56733884_8a9876603c.jpg

"YA RLY" Owl is squashed

[Maladiq]

Seems the owl is a phoenix and rebirths.

http://forum.worldofplayers.de/forum/customavatars/avatar38023_18.gif

[ICFabian]

rebirths.

cool english bro

[Maladiq]

cool english bro

Wouldn't it have been more thread suited to post a pic of the grammar nazi?

[GothicFighter]

The phoenix is trapped inside this cage.
http://www.fairchildmagic.com/fairchild_magic036002.jpg

[ZombieNL]

Phoenix is free again!

http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/SIP/SIP1013058_P.JPG

[ICFabian]

grammar nazi?

Though I am sure a permanent ban will come my way one day, I'd rather defer that day as much as I can. :D

[Made of chaos]

http://www.murdoconline.net/2007/polish_heavy_sniper_rifle-thumb.jpg

and this guy shot it down!!

[Maladiq]

Unfortunately the sniper is cross-eyed and only thinks he shot it down, but actually misses.

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Cross-Eyed%20Surgeon.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.lasikvisioncorrectioninfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/8648.jpg

He gets his condition fixed.

[Maladiq]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9382900/2/istockphoto_9382900-dirty-scalpel.jpg

The scalpel is dirty and he gets sepsis.

[Hav'caaren An'givare]

http://irfibers.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/star-trek-tng-laser-scalpel.jpg

laser surgery is the future

[KGS]

this laser is only good for lighting cigarettes though
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/laser-lighter.jpg

[Maladiq]

But its batter breaks down and it can't even do that.

http://steveyun.com/pics/iPhoneBrokenBattery.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/8/1572/how-to-draw-the-energizer-bunny.jpg

This bunny will gladly provide some batteries!

[Anastasia]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3740437683_67917b9567.jpg
Not unless he is out of his batteries :p

[Hav'caaren An'givare]

http://vintage-blue.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/alicia_peta.jpg
I think I said enough ;)

[Maladiq]

Good thing Olivia Wilde is not:p

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/olivia-wilde3.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://markgorman.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fatfaeries1.jpg
nor these women!!

[Made of chaos]

http://elkablog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/alicia-silverstone-nomakeup.jpg

sorry for this post guys just ignore it, i just want to show you how alicia silverstone truly looks like :D

[Maladiq]

The fat chicks confuse this for maple syrup:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/021/c/8/Prop_Cyanide_Bottle_by_Steve_1975.jpg

[KGS]

The maple syrup guy is there to save them
http://z.about.com/d/gocanada/1/0/c/5/-/-/maple_syrup.jpg

[Maladiq]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174603779969754.jpg

So they all die.

[Raettich]

but spiderman catches them with his net
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20071214/425.spiderman.121407.jpg

[GothicFighter]

He's drunk///
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2386/2238843412_6213848ed5.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/jtsb_88/absinthe.jpg

VERY DRUNK!!

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/lebode/budweiseradd.png

Nevertheless, the fat women prefer American beer.

[Anastasia]

http://www.scubajedi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/harpoon_gun.jpg
There fat stomach's explode thanks to this harpoon gun ;)

[Maladiq]

Unfortunately they rather make love than war and everyone goes blind, including the harpoonist.

Caution: nasty picture

http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/films/blindbeast/Blind_Beast.jpg

[KingOvi]

http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi5633/0c977e2e001c75cf47868496/0/gothic%20xardas%20nekromanta.
Sometimes blind people see more than those with healthy eyes :p

[Rale]

http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u331/sektoristu/Nameless2009-06-3009-29-31-73.jpg

But even if he sees with blind eyes, the one without the name can still beat the crap out of him

[Maladiq]

But nothing prepared him for the battle with this abomination:

http://www.trinegames.com/templates/trinegames/images/logo.png
He lost:(

[napoleondas]

here comes the new hero without a name either:

http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/jimasripper/arcaniagamescom2009screen01.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://momento24.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dead-sheep-511x300.jpg

his favorite sheep is dead! too bad!!

[Vampyro]

Before he died he called
http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/cellphone-sheep1.jpg

And his friends came...
http://waterworlds.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/many-sheep.jpg
So NH wasn't lonely anymore

[KGS]

but a really hungry black wolf eats them all
http://www.fansonline.net/images/coventrycity/wolves_005.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/63BlackSheepDM_468x290jpg.jpg

except from this evil sheep that took revenge!

[KingOvi]

Here comes The Shepherd to tame that mad sheep:
http://cristian.byethost16.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/becali-cioban.jpg

[Th13f]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xtin7d_c5Aw/SkpHs8vGlAI/AAAAAAAAARA/J_BsBA7li5g/s400/becali-portret.jpg

You mean him?

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://surfingsports.com/images/monkey_banana.jpg

But he's too busy looking for bananas

[KGS]

but he stumbles upon the Evil Banana
http://firepics.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/evil_banana.jpg

[Anastasia]

http://www.davidnowell.com/temp_pic/supermonkeys/super_monkey.jpg
However he turns into Super Monkey!! :cool:

[ZombieNL]

Super Monkey eats the Evil Banana and transforms into:

Evil Monkey
http://images.elfwood.com/art/s/v/svenlionheart/evilmonkey.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://www.northcountyfire.org/sections/safety/Extinguisher1.jpg

[GothicFighter]

Unfortunately the seal was not removed:
http://www.jerseycoastfire.com/images/sealextg.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://thewere42.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/747.jpg

no problem!

[Maladiq]

The wind is so strong that it scatters that thing away before it can put out the evil monkey.

http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/strong-wind-warning-hoboken.jpg

[Made of chaos]

http://home.badc.rl.ac.uk/lawrence/static/2006/07/02/weather.forecast.crop.jpg

well according to the forecast weather the weather this week is sunny!

[Anastasia]

http://www.palatine.il.us/assets/1/police/False_Alarms.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hA2QO2RmuXY/Sa1Di0iM8EI/AAAAAAAAAAw/02ppa4uuFps/S1600-R/notAlwaysRight.jpg

[KingOvi]

http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg

[Maladiq]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3447/orlyquite8bl.jpg

[napoleondas]

http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/jimasripper/lies.jpg

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BVGz7lWZUIY/SLXIeqzzncI/AAAAAAAAMMY/QSO3x4334Y8/s400/propaganda_catapult.0.jpg

[KGS]

the guy gets atacked by a shoe before he can finish his sentance
http://www.ldcracingsailboats.co.uk/items/Dubarry-Cruiser-Deck-Shoe.jpg

[Nisarg]

Dodged!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Bushduck.PNG

[dark-cz-klaw]

http://dvice.com/pics/bush_shoe_games_main.jpg

Luckily, the rest of the audience joined in. :D

[Made of chaos]

http://www.nysun.com/pics/4931.jpg

fortunately for Bush, Casillas was also in the audience and saved him!!