Dino
15.06.2009, 13:57
Previous thread is here. (http://forum.worldofplayers.de/forum/showthread.php?t=505044)
RULES:
1) You aren't allowed to doublepost.
2) You can only post 3 times a day.
3) Do NOT post more than 4 words.
4) It should make sence.
5) You can post funny and unreal things
6) In the end there should be a story.
7) Please don't post too much swear words and the like.
8) Have fun.
Here's the previous story:
Once upon a time in the time of sword, a rotten cheese was eaten by an adventurer called Gluttonix, and that's his name and his story starts about 25 years ago, on the big bad continent which was invaded by his grandma - General Smacklissa Deathwing, who was a great and funny vibrator user who conquered the world that was known for it's strenght and hermaphrodite organs, drinking all night warm deer pee. But before the water got dry, she would sing a funeral song.
Then a pixie used the vibrator and afterwords she suddenly fell and ascended to WarTom's pure awesomeness which overcame her. She was absored by a pose, and a man with a big heavy stick started to die.
Later she painted a walking dead snapper who was like giant green banana but suddenly it was killed by a manele song interpreted by Gutza who is the fruit cake king of gypsie songs, who died painfully.
A new group of naked fat and dead cows appeared in smoke but the hero pissed off and pissed off again untill he finally arose his sword made of stone and very heavy and very big but it fell to the ground, smashing some breasts that belonged to a faggot called Maynerd, which was actually a mouse. Hero was stunned by his backhair and long tail with green prostate glands and a huge gigantic keyboard shoved up Dino's classmate's buttocks and Dino was jealous because of a grandpa called Stalagmite has been going achieving last place on a gay test for fat men with bald head.
Nevertheless George Bush, who decided to count to infinity and defeat Chuck Norris but failed epicly.
A new order had been ordered by the order of the orders to order a giant pizza but the phone was out of order. So Bush called the last of the last orders but he died. Unfortunately, there was some tanga panties which was dirty, freaked out the king of realybigenoyingcockmastercountry, and his girlfriend made rock hard cookies.
Ten hour later they make love, not war and not even warcraft was a good FPS(first person shooter). Then some random act of violence killed a mermaid with a stone. It was devastating and really bloody adventure, which ended in the arse of a mountain in broad day light. But the murder of a chicken ninja kamikaze raptor escaped to vally an old friend described by a big greasy boot that burned when it was lit on water byafire from a torch bigger than a thousand nipples in a barrel.
Mortal Kombat 4 is damn shitty, and "why so random" said the man but it's free like fat prostitues and skinny pigs that jumped over the Bridge of Death. I killed a pig and sold it, but ate it and throw up a hot living cat in a microwave oven, but then it came alive and died fast and respawned again to die again and go home to cat hell with no dogs. But then Chuck Norris fired the cat and F*ed it in his dreams with intense frevour and steamy infatuation, until he awoke finding it's gone by the wind.
"Frankkly, my dear the bodily fluids that make up some huge guys with really big non-muscular parts became suddenly pussies and ran like a fallout 3 from common sense as if someone pulling their dicks got bored and went away, but realised this thread is actually a bunch of random misguided uncontrollable opinion that makes no sense for the masses."
Obama and Osama are brothers like Beavis and Butthead tripping on a possitive FG review which was classified as fake and sky high failure that burned forever. Anyway, the idea is to conquer the public general opinion by lending free bitches to brothers in arms when they don't war rape the innocent people with machine guns stuffed in their huge red and swollen bare hands fiercly reduced to ash and coal, which is ridiculous, concidering the facts concerning life after death, it's possible that Chuck Norris is the most gay bitch ever and he will probably get worse because of the "cum fast" problem and the fact that he never managed to make a girl happy playing with contraceptives and birth control.
Nevertheless Chuck is a bad motherfucker who really rapped 55 young man and still counting but suddenly random things did occur in outer space without anyone knowing.
This would the first time when cheese invaders destroyed Canada, but hey! who cares? Canadians sure don't deserve to live next to Americans who are totally awsome, but then television was invented so that it went offtopic and Americans quickly became even more stupid than before and now we talk ages lost but we do not fear the reaper nor the mailman who destroyed Mars, and delivered mail to the crazed aliens on planet "Where Angels Perrish".
Elias is awesome, bullshite aside it, alyn is fucked-up but not like chuck norris fried, who had always given us reasons To hate minorities and eat cake and piss on a petrol tanker full of maggots and little people without guts, hears and brains, so they're undead. And the Namless Hero raped his nefew with a baseball bat and a pirate cutclass poisoned with McDonald's big Cheeseburger and fries made by Chuck Norris and the Tooth fairy came one night and punched King Rhobar in the guts while listening to some ear pleasing music like speedcore or heavy metal or easy iron which metls in a freezing oven at high temperature while 4 dragons were drinking beer and sitting on "42 real sharp", preparing an assault for a mass-suicide for mankind's sake to kill a brave scavenger who is really hungry and willing to bite Negru Voda's cold hard phallus and then he decided to go get a grip.
And then he raised the hammer and made pancakes for the whole bunch of you very hungry dudes who hunger for pie cakes with ulder arm hair and a piece of women's finest and most delicious, and home made shitty piece of apple pumpkin pie with ulra cookies which gave him a hard boner, and deadly too because of it's venomous state of infinite cum ejaculation. And then Bruce feeling kind of a pussy decided to go fish a female out of the enldess pits of naked, hot women doing nothing but drinking herbal tea and masturbating on horse cock pictures with really big and mature cucumbers that succumb ill nature's muttany ov black boots and red pencils, consisting a lot of rich uranium liquid used to destroy me and you, so we could go out and buy a box of condoms to give them to our grandpa, because he is a son of his best friend, always looking for sex among other living creatures with big heads and very little legs, as well ans solves and sheep, trying to dissolve his abnormal desire to feel like golden eggs so they can get golden egg omlet which tastes like golden egg omlet with some salt and red hot aborigine girls which looks like a gothic woman that show what she lkes the most of her abilities, to vanquish her passion for a trip to heaven on a rusty dusgusting but surprisingly very fast horse and she ride to the doors where she gently opens and closes the halls of eternity causing a powerful horrible and hideous change of scenario.
Somebody else start this new 3 word story.
RULES:
1) You aren't allowed to doublepost.
2) You can only post 3 times a day.
3) Do NOT post more than 4 words.
4) It should make sence.
5) You can post funny and unreal things
6) In the end there should be a story.
7) Please don't post too much swear words and the like.
8) Have fun.
Here's the previous story:
Once upon a time in the time of sword, a rotten cheese was eaten by an adventurer called Gluttonix, and that's his name and his story starts about 25 years ago, on the big bad continent which was invaded by his grandma - General Smacklissa Deathwing, who was a great and funny vibrator user who conquered the world that was known for it's strenght and hermaphrodite organs, drinking all night warm deer pee. But before the water got dry, she would sing a funeral song.
Then a pixie used the vibrator and afterwords she suddenly fell and ascended to WarTom's pure awesomeness which overcame her. She was absored by a pose, and a man with a big heavy stick started to die.
Later she painted a walking dead snapper who was like giant green banana but suddenly it was killed by a manele song interpreted by Gutza who is the fruit cake king of gypsie songs, who died painfully.
A new group of naked fat and dead cows appeared in smoke but the hero pissed off and pissed off again untill he finally arose his sword made of stone and very heavy and very big but it fell to the ground, smashing some breasts that belonged to a faggot called Maynerd, which was actually a mouse. Hero was stunned by his backhair and long tail with green prostate glands and a huge gigantic keyboard shoved up Dino's classmate's buttocks and Dino was jealous because of a grandpa called Stalagmite has been going achieving last place on a gay test for fat men with bald head.
Nevertheless George Bush, who decided to count to infinity and defeat Chuck Norris but failed epicly.
A new order had been ordered by the order of the orders to order a giant pizza but the phone was out of order. So Bush called the last of the last orders but he died. Unfortunately, there was some tanga panties which was dirty, freaked out the king of realybigenoyingcockmastercountry, and his girlfriend made rock hard cookies.
Ten hour later they make love, not war and not even warcraft was a good FPS(first person shooter). Then some random act of violence killed a mermaid with a stone. It was devastating and really bloody adventure, which ended in the arse of a mountain in broad day light. But the murder of a chicken ninja kamikaze raptor escaped to vally an old friend described by a big greasy boot that burned when it was lit on water byafire from a torch bigger than a thousand nipples in a barrel.
Mortal Kombat 4 is damn shitty, and "why so random" said the man but it's free like fat prostitues and skinny pigs that jumped over the Bridge of Death. I killed a pig and sold it, but ate it and throw up a hot living cat in a microwave oven, but then it came alive and died fast and respawned again to die again and go home to cat hell with no dogs. But then Chuck Norris fired the cat and F*ed it in his dreams with intense frevour and steamy infatuation, until he awoke finding it's gone by the wind.
"Frankkly, my dear the bodily fluids that make up some huge guys with really big non-muscular parts became suddenly pussies and ran like a fallout 3 from common sense as if someone pulling their dicks got bored and went away, but realised this thread is actually a bunch of random misguided uncontrollable opinion that makes no sense for the masses."
Obama and Osama are brothers like Beavis and Butthead tripping on a possitive FG review which was classified as fake and sky high failure that burned forever. Anyway, the idea is to conquer the public general opinion by lending free bitches to brothers in arms when they don't war rape the innocent people with machine guns stuffed in their huge red and swollen bare hands fiercly reduced to ash and coal, which is ridiculous, concidering the facts concerning life after death, it's possible that Chuck Norris is the most gay bitch ever and he will probably get worse because of the "cum fast" problem and the fact that he never managed to make a girl happy playing with contraceptives and birth control.
Nevertheless Chuck is a bad motherfucker who really rapped 55 young man and still counting but suddenly random things did occur in outer space without anyone knowing.
This would the first time when cheese invaders destroyed Canada, but hey! who cares? Canadians sure don't deserve to live next to Americans who are totally awsome, but then television was invented so that it went offtopic and Americans quickly became even more stupid than before and now we talk ages lost but we do not fear the reaper nor the mailman who destroyed Mars, and delivered mail to the crazed aliens on planet "Where Angels Perrish".
Elias is awesome, bullshite aside it, alyn is fucked-up but not like chuck norris fried, who had always given us reasons To hate minorities and eat cake and piss on a petrol tanker full of maggots and little people without guts, hears and brains, so they're undead. And the Namless Hero raped his nefew with a baseball bat and a pirate cutclass poisoned with McDonald's big Cheeseburger and fries made by Chuck Norris and the Tooth fairy came one night and punched King Rhobar in the guts while listening to some ear pleasing music like speedcore or heavy metal or easy iron which metls in a freezing oven at high temperature while 4 dragons were drinking beer and sitting on "42 real sharp", preparing an assault for a mass-suicide for mankind's sake to kill a brave scavenger who is really hungry and willing to bite Negru Voda's cold hard phallus and then he decided to go get a grip.
And then he raised the hammer and made pancakes for the whole bunch of you very hungry dudes who hunger for pie cakes with ulder arm hair and a piece of women's finest and most delicious, and home made shitty piece of apple pumpkin pie with ulra cookies which gave him a hard boner, and deadly too because of it's venomous state of infinite cum ejaculation. And then Bruce feeling kind of a pussy decided to go fish a female out of the enldess pits of naked, hot women doing nothing but drinking herbal tea and masturbating on horse cock pictures with really big and mature cucumbers that succumb ill nature's muttany ov black boots and red pencils, consisting a lot of rich uranium liquid used to destroy me and you, so we could go out and buy a box of condoms to give them to our grandpa, because he is a son of his best friend, always looking for sex among other living creatures with big heads and very little legs, as well ans solves and sheep, trying to dissolve his abnormal desire to feel like golden eggs so they can get golden egg omlet which tastes like golden egg omlet with some salt and red hot aborigine girls which looks like a gothic woman that show what she lkes the most of her abilities, to vanquish her passion for a trip to heaven on a rusty dusgusting but surprisingly very fast horse and she ride to the doors where she gently opens and closes the halls of eternity causing a powerful horrible and hideous change of scenario.
Somebody else start this new 3 word story.