Post your favorite Gothic quotes here!

[Son of Adanos]

I dont know if someone has done this before, if so then oh well. Post some of your favorite quotes from the entire gothic series! if you dont have a favorite, just think of one off the top of your head. i am curious to see how many you guys can think of. Heres some i came up with:
"Tell me when you need my axe." -Gorn, Gothic 2
"Want a toke?" -Dar, Gothic 2
"The master wants your head!" Seeker, Gothic 2
i know theyre all from gothic 2, but those are the first i thought of! :D

[DTR]

"Hey, you!"
"Where can I find..."
"Sure"
"No"

[Dino]

"What's this farce about?"
"Based on the *bare* evidence, the price has gone up."
"I think not"
"Has anyone blown your nose for you today?"

[nirolF]

Hero in the intro of G1: "Very well, i'll take your letter, on one condition... spare me the rest of his nonsens"

Orcs: "Ugha ghenchon - Khera asha duka"

[Colton]

Gothic 1. Mercenary on the gate to new camp.. Javier was the name maybe.. Or Jarvis..

anyhow:
Mercenary: Do You intend to go in there..
Hero: Do You intend to stop me.. !?

[firefly1981]

bosper: what the thell is this skin?
hero: i rip a troll off for that one
bosper: that, that is worth a small fortune, are you hunting those things down?

[Ammoc]

g1 - the hero talking to some merc on rice field "i'm having a bad day, stand still..." and "the pesants look thirsty"
g2 - hero to raoul "methinks i'm gonna punch u in the mouth"
hero to fester " ur hide could do with another tanning"
g3 - hero to some rebel hiding in a cave "Get ur ass to Okara or i'll skin u alive!"

just a few

[Colton]

g1 - the hero talking to some merc on rice field "i'm having a bad day, stand still..." and "the pesants look thirsty"


It's no merc.. Plain rouge..

[Kostaz]

G1: A merc in the new camp called the free mine Not-So-Free mine after Gomez took over it.
G2:NH is going to fight with a novice to the death :
Novice- Do you have any last words ?
Nameless- Do you have anything to smoke:D
G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

[Tratos]

G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

§xlol §xlol

[.†.MikeL.†.]

G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

This one for me too :p

[Petyamester]

Torches.. to be correct, as far as I remember :)

This is my favorite Gothic 3 quote:

"Where is the guru?
Gothic3 engine FATAL ERROR:

Module: cEArchiveFile::Open - warning: can't read archivefile. Security token test for archivedirectorstructure failed!
Filename:<E:\Workspace\Piranha Bytes\Gothic III\work\source\Engine\io\archivesystem\ge-archivefile.cpp>, Line:#498
Memory ststistics
------> memory allocation summary <--------

and in "Register / Callstack" it shows:

Debug assertion Failed!"

[Shadow]

Torches.. to be correct, as far as I remember :)

This is my favorite Gothic 3 quote:

"Where is the guru?
Gothic3 engine FATAL ERROR:

Module: cEArchiveFile::Open - warning: can't read archivefile. Security token test for archivedirectorstructure failed!
Filename:<E:\Workspace\Piranha Bytes\Gothic III\work\source\Engine\io\archivesystem\ge-archivefile.cpp>, Line:#498
Memory ststistics
------> memory allocation summary <--------

and in "Register / Callstack" it shows:

Debug assertion Failed!"

*stegedish* (http://www.instantrimshot.com/)

[Dsteel]

Do you like animals as well? They dont like that one bit. Thats why they locked me in here.




we all know this person

[alyn26]

G3
-the most annoying and repetitive quote: "I see":rolleyes:

-Hero:You are not the brightest light are you?
-Orc-You need a torches, morra?

-Some Hashishin arena master in Mora Sul: ".....is so powerful he can smash the skull of a bear! Whatever animal that may be!"

G2:
-Seekers: "There he is!§burn"

-Nameless's whole discussion with Lothar.^^

-Bromor and his gay english voice xD : "Heheheeee go upstairs with Nadja then!" I loled so much!§rofl

-When Xardas says he'll kill the hero
G1:
-Hero adresses a guru: "Hi! :D"
-Guru responds: "Mrrrrrr!!!§burn"

-All of Mud's quotes are EPIC! :eek:

-Novice: "What do you think I'm doing?! Rocking my balls?

PLUS: What the orcs tell me when I wear ulu-mulu and use magic! Something like Karash Kashrash Kere barasta Kash! :D

[firefly1981]

G3:NH to Orc- You are not the brightest light are you?
Orc-You need a torch morra?

The above is one of my favorite too.
Dar the mercenary: what do i know?

[Bastardo]

-Hero adresses a guru: "Hi! "
-Guru responds: "Mrrrrrr!!!"
That was pretty funny. I did that just after Lares said I should never have the first word with a Guru. And the hero actually rises his hand and says "Hi!" like he's greeting the postman.

[mpb03]

Pacho in the middle of nowhere: Hey you!
Hero: Who, me?
Pacho: Nooo, you grandmother. Who else could I mean?

Saturas: May you return in one piece...

Mud: My parents didn't want me...

To Guru: Everything allright, pal? :p

Diego, troll canyon: I thought you were dead!
Hero: Sometimes I thought so myself...

Diego: Actually we've got three tons of problem.

Hero to Gomez: There are only blockheads round here.

Hero: You don't talk much, do you?
Scar: Nope.

Hero to Lefty: I've had a really bad day and I have to relieve my tension. Hold still...

Oh, good old G1 times... Many bugs but such a great story!

That torch thing is great! §xlol And orcs: Uka Tshaka! Gedda Saddo Cha, Cha! And Mud ofcourse :D

[RobinHood 13.]

"I want to have some fun"

Mud's of course, but also Cor Kalom's fanatic lines. Don't remember any of em though.

Also, vatras speeches are brilliant. His voice is so full of authority.
preaches: "And Innos gave him a part of his power...."

[Whiplash56]

One of the two rogues u see hunting in the beginning of gothic 1:
Hero: Can you teach me about hunting?
Rogue: Sure, but It'll cost you more then a beer

The two bridge guards outside the old camp
Hero: Is that the old camp?
Guard: No, that's the new camp, the Old camp is under the bridge

When talking to Kharim I think and taunting him
Hero: You're only here to get a chance to kiss Gomez' ass.

In gothic 2 when you see cavalorn the first time
Cavalorn: Hey, I know you, you're the guy who always begged arrows out of me in the colony.

The 2 militia who are visiting Bengar's Farm
Militiamen: Who the hell are you?
Hero: You're worst nightmare

In gothic 1 when you talk to Lester (not word perfect)
Lester: We process swampweed in the camp and trade it to the other camps, however sometimes people only join our camp for the weed.

When you talk to Greg the first time outside the Harbor City in Gothic 2
Greg: So have you found a way I can get into the city?
Hero: You could pick some plants and say you are going to sell them to Constantino the alchemist.
Greg: (irritated) Do I look like someone who would be picking berries in the forest?

Just a FEW off the top of my head :P, you guys already said alot of the good ones.

[Whiplash56]

How could I forget this one?
The opening cinematic
Bullit: Welcome to the colony! (punches hero in the face)

[Argenguy]

In Gothic 3.
NH: Long live Okara? Who came up with such nonsense?
Mason: It was my idea, it's perfect. Okara is our headquarters.
NH: What a great password. I might as well go in town and yell: Hello! I'm a rebel, come and kill me!
Mason: I never though it in that way.
NH: Idiot.
G3, in montera
NH: Long live Okara.
(the guy that watches de slaves): Yeah? And you little dog too.

[Vampirelle]

"Come back here you lowlife"! or something like that.When they are chasing you and you continue to run,they get upset and throw one good line or two :D

[firefly1981]

I love this shit! (Lares said it when he kill a goblin near Akil's farm) :D

[Vampirelle]

I love this shit! (Lares said it when he kill a goblin near Akil's farm) :D

I think Gorn used to say that too!

I remembered something else.In one of the escort quests in FG,whenever you killed something on the way one of the guys yelled "Wuss"!!!It was hilarious!

[vivaxardas]

"I just want to see you mashing"

[Buckingham]

G3 in the Myrthana capitol city: doing a quest for a trader. (the trader who asks for meat and bread)

Hero says : "Some can, others can't. I can, you cannot . "

This was the best quote I heard in gothic.

OHHH AND ONE MOREEE !

"How many times have I told you bastards not to pass through my hut?" says the digger in the Old Camp G1

"Whats you're problem?" says the hero.

Cheers

[AngelOfGothic]

Hero to Lefty: I've had a really bad day and I have to relieve my tension. Hold still...

Two bridge guards IN g1
Hero: Is that the old camp?
Guard: No, that's the new camp, the Old camp is under the bridge

The Gate Guards when they ask u what do u want to do in Camp and the u can chose to tell him "Sure, I'm here to take on the whole camp". and after he beats you up,steal your stuff and it says "You're a funny guy... I don't like funny guys"

The end in Gothic 2 with Nameless and his friends.
The beggining in Gothic 1 with Bullit:Wellcome in the colony.(one punch for the hero in face).
After u beat Mud and he says that u are a bad or something like this.Dont remember now.

[Hampu]

"Whats that in front of your face? your face or your butt?" - Hero

[.†.MikeL.†.]

In G3:FG:
Hero: woof woof!
NPC: woof woof woof!!

[_DieGo_]

G1:
Hero: Just keep picking hard!
Balor(one of the harvesters): Of course, what do u think i'm doing ? Rocking my balls ?
:D
G2:
Atilla: Our names are meaningless, and u know that best... stranger. (i like how he pronounces stranger)
G3: the one u already said about the torches... its just the best evidence that orcs are soo stupid :D.. here it is again:
Hero:You are not the brightest light, are you?
Orc:You need torches, morra?
Hero:Nevermind.

EDIT: (just remebered, -spoiler-)
Xardas:Warrior of the Fire... Unbelievable... (if u choose the 'Innos' path)...

[Normarian]

Hero: What do you think about Lee ?
Sylvio: I wouldn't want to pick a fight with him.
Sylvio: (Cold) Unless it couldn't be avoided.

It really gave me a chill on the spine the first time I heard it. Everytime I play mercenary is a pleasure to hear it and is like I expect a fight between those two. I imagine like a quick clash of blades and then one of them is cut and slowly splits in two while falling.Good emotion in voice acting, is just great!

[Necromantic]

The most common phrase in G1: "Some people never learn!"

[Tratos]

OH man§xlol, I gotz one, damn :(, can't remember it. It happens in Notr, in the Pirates' Camp, when you ask the white-hair dude in the middle of the camp, smth. like what's up - and he looks all that sneaky, looks around and then, with a completely stupid voice, says "it seems all is as usual" or smth like that. Damn, in sounds terribly stupid int the Russian localization that I've played. :D

[White Jackass]

Orc in G3: I will crush you like a worm!!!

Hashishin in KapDun: I even sold the orcs a REAL Paladin!:eek:

Mamuk in Lago: Theres nothing you can... wait, didn't (leader of hashishi in Lago) tell me to do something... hmm
NamelessHero: Cut down smoking?
Mamuk: no, hmmmmm... aah, he told me to kill lurkers on the coast:)

Sibur narad (after receiving IceWolfSkins): As i told you, i was soooooo stoned.

[Gothic!]

I posted this in another thread so I'll just put it here.

There is one dialog that gave me the hardest laugh ever in Gothic 1. It was between Nameless and one of the novices picking swampweed in the swampcamp.

"Just keep picking hard" and then the novice goes "Of course, what do you think I'm doing, rocking my balls?"

[Altair-AoD]

This is not a quote but its funny: When you enter the Monastery in Gothic 2 you will notice to the right some Novices working in a "garden" and to the left a shepherd ?? WTF? :dnuhr:

[InvI1992]

Some can,others can't!
I can,you cannot!

PWNED!

[Negru Voda]

oh,have i got a lotta them...some would be:
''clever boy"
"let's forget about our little argument,okay?"
Gorn's "you're almost one of us now,kid"(first time i heard it i was somehow flattered)
"for gomez,yeah,yeah..."
"hey,lares,you old scoundrel!"
"take care ov yourself,kid"(bloodwyn)
"get out of my hut or i'll call the guards!"(nothing too special,but i just heard it a zilion times already:D)...and sooooooo on...§rofl

[Tratos]

"AWAKEN!"

[Altair-AoD]

NH: What are you doing here?
Shrat: Did I give you permission to speak to me? Only joking! Those damned loonies are getting on my nerves, that's why I'm here! Don't speak to me!' - 'Pray for forgiveness by the Sleeper!' - 'Your mission is of extraordinary importance!' It's enough to drive a man out of his mind - no wonder they're all crazed round here.
I'm Shrat, novice of the first rank - and that's who I'll always remain!

NH: I want to join the Brotherhood - can you help me?
Shrat: You want to join this place? I'm actually just thinking about how to get away from here. We could roam the colony. Relieve a few numskulls of their money, collect some ore - what do you think?



Mud: The two of us are a dream team. We could take over the Old Camp. The Ore Barons wouldn't be a problem for us since we are a team. I'll think of a plan.


§hehe