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01.12.2008, 17:17
Ich hatte da mal die Idee zu einer Sammlung der "Silly Messages".
Für alle die nicht wissen was genau damit gemeint ist:
Immer wenn Sacred 2 startet kommt am Anfang grüner Text. An der Stelle wie auf dem Bild zu sehen befindet sich die "Silly Message". Manchmal erscheint dort auch ein "Poetry". Jedes "Poetry" hat 5 Zeilen, die richtig zusammengesetzt einen Limerick ergeben.
Außerdem kann man während des Spiels auf "^" drücken, dann erscheint ein ähnliches Fenster. Dort ist ebenfalls die "Silly Message" zu sehen.
http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files2/Grafik.JPG
Silly Messages:
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...gnidaol
...Boldly going, where no one has ever gone before. At Least not recently.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beeeeeeeeep* *Beep*!
/* you are not expected to understand this */
<missing silly message>
<Signing out of tune>
<singing > I can´t get no... bug infection...>
99 bottles of beer on the wall...
98 bottles of beer on the wall...
97 bottles of beer... Aaah, you know the rest.
A
A book can also be, a hat...
Access denied, please enter your ID again...
Access denied – nah nah na nah nah!
Activating back-to-desktop service...
Activating coffee-machine...
A enum is an enum is an enum!
Against individual mounts! Signed: The horses.
All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.
Allways remember you're unique - just like everyone else...
All your base are belong to us.
A man chooses, a slave obeys...
An enum is an enum is an enum!
Another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!
And so it beegins...
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!
Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
As a Computer, I find your faith in technology... amusing!
At some point, we'll have our own options.txt, son. One day...
Attention! This game can change your personality into evil...
Awaiting starting bribe...
B
Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you?
Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionelly)
Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intented)
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer.
Bacon is my favourite vegetable...
Basse hat gerade das mit den weissen Haaren gefixt
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy!
Belial's Minions grow stronger!
Be right back....
Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
Beware! Objects in Sacred2 are closer then they appear!
Blame Canada!
Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!
Buddy, fight the good fight!
Bug #0032056 vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
C
Call 911 for Support...
Calm down, I am loading...
Cancelling your wedding - you're not suited for each other...
Can I interest anyone in Fruit or Dessert?
Cannot find Reality.sys… Universe halted.
Cannot translate silly message into english.
Character modeling error - Do you mind bearded Seraphims?
Cheater detected. Loading bunnies...
Check CO2 emissions of your computer...
Checking for 3d buffer ... Wait, not that one!
Checking Hard Disk capacity...
Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.com/showthread.php?t=48181 for updates... (Link bezeichnet die alte offizielle Homepage diese ist von einem Domainverkäufer belegt)
Checking mouse driver... Checking mouse's driving license...
Chief Justice says 'Sacred rulez!'
Clicking the mouse will not make the Game load faster!
Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you... Rude gamers!
Computer says 'no'!
Congratulations, you just have won $3500! Click here to claim your prize... Not!
Connecting Server... complete. Redirecting Character to Hardcore PVP Arena.
Cookiegirl is the best!
Corrupting random blocks of memory...
Counting to Infinity... Please wait...
Crime doesn't pay ... Does that mean that my job is a crime?
Cut off his head, I need another ashtray...
Cut the strings and fly away...
D
DAHA INCE IP YOK! - YA SACIN
Damn, can´t find this silly message file...
Deactivating your firewall... Please wait...
Deleting all Celine Dion MP3s ...
Deleting all other games on the computer...
Deleting previously saved games...
Deleting Unique Items, please wait…
Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... Duuh...
Detected System: Windows 3.11 - Switching Screen Resolution to 320 x 480 Pixels.
Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?
Disc full - Press F1 to belch!
D'OH!
Do not disturb, system is disturbed alreasy!
Do not include <STDHEADER.H>, use <STDHEADER> instead!
Do not mix varargs with std-containers!
Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!
Do you like Scary Movies?
Do you really want to start the game? Really?
Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe
Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!
Don't get eaten by a Grue!
Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine... tztztz...
Don't wake me up, I´m working...
Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!
Don't you have better things to do than to read silly messages?
Don't you see i'm busy?! Play something else!
Downloading new silly messages
Downloading secret Hairstyles.
Downloading Seraphim DNA to your computer...
Dragon Inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-FIRE.
Drawing beards onto your photographs...
Dude, where's my car?
Due to lack of system resources, entering slide-show mode...
E
Eek! A mouse! Plug it out!
Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes!
Emergency exits are here, here, and here... he, look here!
Entering Zion...
Equipping armor <load: Inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_LVL30>
Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...
ere I am J.H.
Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out.
F
Failed to load quests, i will now try to create some on my own...
Find more easter eggs...
Follow the white Rabbit.
For sale: Dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...
Format C: / Q / U
Free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.
Freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!
Funny bugreport #6470: A bush penetrates a tree!
Funny Bugreport #7585: Spontaneous Light switching looks unbeautiful!
Funny bugreport #7753: A highelf who is playing with the ball is needed...
Funny Bugreport #12842: Behavior is boaring!
Funny Bugreport #11763: Horse – missing flight animation!
Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand!
Funny bugreport #14198: The curse of usability is perverted!
Funny bugreport #14523: Quest is not finishable!
Funny Bugreport #14719: According to the Romans, the name of the god had to be 'Testa'!
Funny bugreport #15910: A dagger is called "dirk".
Funny Bugreport #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
Funny Bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!
Funny Bugreport #20911: The ring is lying too obviously!
Funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously!
Funny Bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!
Funny Bugreport #31861: Changing hairstyles of a female hero takes ages!
Funny Bugreport #32056: Vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
Funny Bugreport #33225: Cow is standing on a bowl, head ist going out of the Fence
Funny Bugreport #36205: All Mounts have a long Face cause the off. Mount DEV is missing!
G
Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
General Failure's fault. Not yours.
Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...
Generating God. Exe...
Get back to work! Oh, you have... Come back!
Getrandomnumber: Return 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
Girls Hair Accessories updatet - as requested by Coldmounid.
Give it to Frank, he will break it!
Good luck everyone - hope to see you again in the future!
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
Gort! Klattu Barada Nikto!
... go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!
Guru Meditation...
Guessing user age... setting Blood Level to Toddler!
H
Hail to the king, baby!
Health warning: You have been playing for 12 seconds...
Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here!
Hello Mr. Anderson!
Help! Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
Hey Buddy! Need a cheap WiFi Cable? Only 100$!
Hidden DOS secret: Add bugs=off to your config.sys!
Hiding easter eggs...
Hit any user to continue...
How can this task be delayed when I haven't even started working on it?
How long can you withstand Dragon breath again...
How sweet to be an idiot...
I
I am a cute computer... really!
I am so lonely…
Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered!'
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
I don't have time to bleed!
I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my Seraphim!
If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _MSC_VER ... #endif!
If you need to use *pragmas, encapsulate them with*ifdef _msc_ver ... *endif!
I hate cold ashtrays...
I have the power of... of.. What's my line again?
I'm here to lead, not to bleed!
I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
Insert disc5... Oh, you dont have a disc5, filling harddisc with garbage...
I invented the "Hallo World" Program!
I'm sensing a soul in search of answers...
I so wanted to call my weapon Lars' Hammer, but chickened out, lmao!
I still know what you did last summer...
Is this a Sword in your Hand? No it's just a Carrot...
It's a boy and his name is Sebastian.
It's a girl and her name is Alma (born 17/07/2009)!
It's a girl and her name is Emma!
It's a girl and her name is Joy (born 05/05/2009)!
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'
It's you again! Don´t you ever sleep?
It was great while it lasted!
I wish I had a Hammer, a Hammer in the morning, a Hammer in the evening...
I wish I had a tent with a behavior.
IDDQD
If the game does not start in five minutes...wait longer!
If you have a slow PC, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...
If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
Implementing ha-do-ken for Seraphim...
Inflating rubber swords...
Insert Coin to continue...
Is there life on Mars.
It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (c)ancel or (a)llow?
I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
K
KG & JB... Keep on rocking, you Guys rule!
Karl Ranseier is dead...
Keep clicking until I say stop!
Killing some bugs, please wait...
Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!
Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.
Kosh - Gesundheit!
L
Ladescreen wird mit "Grosser Hammer" gehauen, bitte warten..
Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe instead, I'll be X...
Let's ride some Trojan horses...
Life? Don't talk to me about Life!
Loading big, giant axe...
Loading Bluescreen...
Loading errors, please wait..
Loading hieroglyph font... Translating all texts into ancient egyptian...
Loading Inquisitor... Pink... Bunny...Costume...
Loading is booooring...
Loading level 512 monsters...
Loading loadingscreen...
Loading more Blood and Gore...
Loading MP3 playlist...
Loading random hidden killer boss...
Loading silly messages...
Loading Sprite #559486753...Please wait!
Loading tombstone engravings...
Loading wicked witch of the West...
Loading will continue after a short message from our Sponsor.
Load "Sacred 2" 8.1.
Load it yourself, you slave driver!
Loooooooaaaaading...
Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
Looking for new job, will code for food!
Looting your fridge...
M
Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!
Man, what a mess on your harddisc...
Mary had alittle lamb... chop. It was quite tasty!
May contain nuts.
Meditating on the meaning of life...
MMMM... T-Energy! <drool>
Monday morning Quest: Find my Coffee Mug in the Office!
Moo!
My missus says that a spline is the mathmatical backbone of the game.
Mysle ja jestem paranoik!
Mysterious Strangers visits :0
N
Never deal with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with Katsup.
Never seen such a big... never mind...
Never use OS specific API functions directly, use wrapper instead!
Next time you better buy some potions!
No boom today! boom tomorrow! There's always a boom tomorrow.
No, I cannot load any faster!
No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else!
No, I'm not a Seraphim, I just like to dress this way!
No, this is not a silly message
No-one is making you like on ‘Bob’
No Flash Photography allowed in Ancaria!
No milk and no Sacred makes the testers... come up with silly msgs like this one!
No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N)
Not now! Can´t you see I´m busy? Play something else.
Now that's what I call a dead Parrot.
O
Oh my God!
Oh my god, you killed Benny!
Ohh... I am loading too slowly? OK, next time you'll load it yourself!
Oh, it´s you again!
Oh, you agian?
Oh you're no fun ... anymore
Omg, you're a Replicant!
Once upon a time...
One Region is closed for maintenance today.
One Spatula to flip them all...
Only sissy coders need to optimize their code!
Ooh, this highelf mount is so cute... Mind if I borrow it?
Oops... no, Dryads can't swim.
Operation failed. (A) bort, (R) etry, (I) nfluence with large hammer
Ordering pizza online… I hope you like anchovies with pineapple!
Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!
Out of Money error ... Insert new projekt fundings!
Overlocking CPU: 3,0GHz...3,2GHz...3,4GHz...3,6GHz...Ooops, I broke your CPU!
P
Pausing game until you finish your chores...
Pi is exactly 3!
Pixelshader upgraded to Powerpyxelshader!
Planet"Bob"?! Can't we just call it "Earth"?
Please do not feed the dragons!
Please insert Sacred CD1 and restart application! ... Hehe, got you!
Please return to your home sir, this area is under guard!
Please stand by for an important announcement.
Please turn off your monitor to continue.
Please wait... loading T-Energy...
Positioning GPS satellites please standby...
Press Alt+F4 for a secret Weapon!
Press any key... No, not that one!
Press any key to continue or other key to quit...
Press Ctrl + Alt + F4 now for an IQ test.
Press F for fast loading now...skipped. Proceeding with slow loading.
Press play on Tape!
Press x to attack and 0 to jump...
Press Y, Q, M, SPACE and ENTER with one hand to continue
Purple was here...
R
Randomizing constants...
Randomizing your Character's Name...
Raytracing Sunbeams...
Reanimating dead monsters...
Reassembling mobs...
Recommended by 4 out of 5 Dentists!
Reducing character´s life points by half...
Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...
Relax, it's only ones and zeros!
Remember rock´n´roll radio...
Remember Sacred 1 Bug #4624…
Removing dead bodies from previous game session...
Removing your equipment...
Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high level chars online...
Resurrecting dead undead... No, undead dead... UHH...
Reticulating splines... Wth are splines?
Reverting to Sacred1...
Roses are red, violes are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...
Running voight-kampff test...you passed.
S
Sacred2 has been uninstalled succesfully ... not!
Sacred2: The most bug free sacred ever!
Save the earth... Its the only planet with chocolate!
Save the world, eat more Goblins!
Scanning Mail Folder... emty... not even Spam Mail!
SCHNIEEEEEEEEPEL!
Scroll down the list and choose your favorite silly message. I'm too lazy.
Searchung for Adult Filter...
Searching for available information on dragons - connecting to wikipedia.
Searching for illegal Software... just kidding!
Seaching for saved game... not found. Restarting game...
Searching for the Backstone... please wait!
Security device enclosed.
Seraphim for president!
Shuffling main quest parts...
<Singing out of tunes>
So long, and thanks for all the goblins...
So you wan't to be evil ... well . i can be evil too...Setting Enemylevel to 999!!!!!
Sorry, there are no health potions available. Good luck, nevertheless.
Spiderpig, Spiderpig ...
Sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation.
Starting your MP3S...Argh, I can't listen to this any more, go get some new songs!
Stop pushing that button!
Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading
Stumbling over cables... *WHAM*... Done.
Stupid is what stupid does!
Swiper no Swiping!
T
Thanks for seven Years of Sacred Fun!
That'll do pig. That'll do.
The... no, A..., no, wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head.
The computer is your friend. Trust the computer.
The game will start when it is ready and not before!
The 'no dying' sign is now on. Please plan accordingly...
The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!
The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
The PSI corps is your friend, trust the corps.
The red pill or the green pill ?
The responsible parties have been sacked.
The volume goes to eleven!
The way to the hidden Mordor Area is in the Seraphim library!
There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full!
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
There´s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's nothing to see here, go ahead.
There's something written about a chance but I don´t trust this game...
There is a hole... in your mind.
There is no gas for the Chainsaw!
There is no spoon!
This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building.
There is too much CPU usage in zlib.dll!
This Game never has Bugs. It just develops random Features!
This item is not mouseable.
This line intentionally left blank.
This PSI Corps is your friend. Trust the Corpse!
This may take a while, get yourself some coffee...
THIS MESSAGE IS INTENDED NOT TO BE FUNNY.
Todays special: 2 for 1 at the Dragons’ Breath Inn
To infinity and beyond!
To the Petercopter
Transforming your character into a seraphim...
Trust me, it would have never worked between us...
Trust me on this... Don´t tickle the dragons!
Turn araound, I'm behind you!
Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'... Oops, dropped the bass...
Tuning instruments for blind guardian ... ooops bass dropped
Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian' ... sh*t broke a string...
two beer or not two beer ...
Two regions are closed for maintenance today.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
U
Understanding is a three edged sword... our side, their side and the truth!
Unloading silly messages, not silly enough!
Updating funny messages...
Uplink to ISS etablished, downloading weather forecast...
Uploading user fingerprints to NSA computer...
Use the mouse, Luke!
V
Video ram too small, switching to grid display...
W
Wait! Your Seraphim has broken a fingernail! Call a Ambulance!
Waiting some time...
Walking in Ancaria... Brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!
War... War never changes...
Warning: Don't try this at home!
Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical… Shutting system down…
Warning! Short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian!
Warning! T-Energy breakout detected!
Warning! Your computer will selfdestruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>
Wasn't it called 'Path Of Glory' instead of 'Path Of Glory'?
Wasting energy, please wait...
Wasting some time...
We apologize for the fault in loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.
We are about to find out if you are worthy adversary...
We don´t have bugs, we have dragons!
We got ur char. Place 10000000 Gold in Barrel next 2 the Blacksmith, no Police!
Welcome to Sacred2, 30-days Trial...hehe...Just kidding!
We'll be right back after this commercial break.
We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.
We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...
We're working on the documentation ...
West of house, there is a small mailbox here. Exits are east and south.
What’s that behind you?
What do you think I'am doing? Loading the Game?
What are you doing? Stop that!
When it's done! Got it?
When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.
Where do you want to kill today?
Where's my wand?
Who are you?
Who is responsible for these silly messages?
Wireframe mode activated...
Would you kindly...
Would you like some salt for your easter egg?
Would you like to play a game of...World Domination?
Would you mind, if I replace the Endboss' face with yours?
Wrong CD Key... this Game will now be locked on this Computer for ever.
Y
Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no.
Yellow wizard is about to die...
YES WE CAN
You are here: X
You are the weakest Link, Goodbye!
You are the 1.000.000th visitor! Congratulations! You won a box of tissues - not.
You're part of the Game now!
You can call a planet.
You can't call a planet "BOB" !?
You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?
You fight like a dairy farmer!
You just can't trust developers these days - they got even the silly messages bugged!
You look rather silly staring at this screen...
You must return to the beginning of the end...
You think sacred2 is going to run on this computer?
You won´t get this package if you can not ID yourself!
You want to be evil?...I can be evil too! Setting enemy level to 999!
Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!
Your computer is running… You better go chase it.
Your computer is your friend....Trust the Computer...
Your hero does not need food, but you do!
Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Your PC is running...you better go and chase it
Your reading skill has increased by one point!
You really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn´t end with .jpg!
Your soundcard sucks......disabling sounds...forever
Your skill in reading is increased by one point!
Your Oma is now Pwned by Studio II!
Yuck, your Keyboard is dirty!
Yum...I've eaten your character!
Z
Ze smelten de kazen!
Zulu meditation...
Poetry Sammlung:
Poetry #1: There was an admin named buck ...
Poetry #1: ... who everyone wanted to chuck...
Poetry #1: ... he kept coming back ...
Poetry #1: ... after getting the sack...
Poetry #1: ... hope he stays in the grave full of muck.
Poetry #2: There once was a Moron named John ...
Poetry #2: ... unable to keep his pants on ...
Poetry #2: ... he found a young tart...
Poetry #2: ... thought he was smart...
Poetry #2: ... his wife found out all, now he's gone!
Poetry #3: There was an admin named chuck ...
Poetry #3: ... he was a really good ... Schmuck.
Poetry #3: ... he didn't mind...
Poetry #4: It was nearly as bad as it sounded...
Poetry #4: ... by his mother he had been confounded ...
Poetry #4: … he certainly could not type…
Poetry #4: ... all he could do was gripe...
Poetry #4: ... from his computer the mod was grounded!
Poetry #5: ... The dev sounded like a teacher...
Poetry #5: ... when he spoke of the amazing creature...
Poetry #5: ... supposed to make you feel a chill...
Poetry #5: ... death to you in one hit, it will...
Poetry #5: ... It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Poetry #6: One Mod became quite a chore...
Poetry #6: ... his grave had a revolving door...
Poetry #6: ... quick to attack...
Poetry #6: ... we put him back ...
Poetry #6: ... quoth the raven, nevermore.
Poetry #7: It´s something you already knew...
Poetry #7: ... certainly nothing you can do...
Poetry #7: ... ignore the date ...
Poetry #7: ... early or late...
Poetry #7: ...a patch arrives when it's meant to...
Poetry #8: While coding is not much fun...
Poetry #8: ...often you feel under the gun...
Poetry #8: ... It's not a sin ...
Poetry #8: ... to say with a grin ...
Poetry #8: ... it'll be released when it's done
Poetry #9: There once was a knight with a pain.
Poetry #9: ... who cried out 'oh no not again...
Poetry #9: ... a Dragon, five Goblins...
Poetry #9: ... four elves and an orc...
Poetry #9: ... have trampled all over my brain!'
Poetry #10: There once was a knight from Ancaria...
Poetry #10: ... who suffered from mild hysteria ...
Poetry #10: ... he'd run from the fight...
Poetry #10: ... e'en with all his might...
Poetry #10: ... that poor little knight from Ancaria!
Poetry #11: There once was a dragon of ice ...
Poetry #11: ... he was cool but not very nice...
Poetry #11: ... he's protected by ice giant...
Poetry #11: ... ghosts, goblins and things flying ...
Poetry #11: ... and the lag there would make you think twise.
Poetry #12: There once was player in hardcore ...
Poetry #12: ... who tought he was playing in softcore ...
Poetry #12: ... could not play, though he tried...
Poetry #12: ... until, when he died...
Poetry #12: ... and, alas, his poor toon, it was no more.
Poetry #13: There once was a knight from Mascarell…
Poetry #13: ... he´d bathe every night ...
Poetry #13: ... this why the water there doesn't taste swell.
Poetry #13: ... after done with his fights ...
Poetry #13: ... who bathed in the town's only well...
Poetry #14: ... There once was a zombie from Mascarel...
Poetry #14: ... he saw a knight bathing in the town's well...
Poetry #14: ... he laughed at the sight...
Poetry #14: ... and whispered to the knight...
Poetry #14: ... seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!
Poetry #15: There once was a civilized orc...
Poetry #15: ... he ate with a knife and a fork ...
Poetry #15: ... he drank from a cup ...
Poetry #15: ... with his pinky pointing up...
Poetry #15: ... but his friends thought he was a Dork.
Poetry #16: A gladiatoronce lost a bet...
Poetry #16: ... and had to wear the full xrystal´s set...
Poetry #16: ...flowers placed in his hair...
Poetry #16: ... Any many offers of marriage did he get!
Poetry #17: There once was a mage with a staff...
Poetry #17: ... So tiny, it made us all laugh...
Poetry #17: … he waved it one day…
Poetry #17: ... to scare monsters away ...
Poetry #17: ... and ended up bitten in half.
215 "Silly Messages" und 46 "Poetries"
(übernommen bis Post #96, 23.08.09)
Für alle die nicht wissen was genau damit gemeint ist:
Immer wenn Sacred 2 startet kommt am Anfang grüner Text. An der Stelle wie auf dem Bild zu sehen befindet sich die "Silly Message". Manchmal erscheint dort auch ein "Poetry". Jedes "Poetry" hat 5 Zeilen, die richtig zusammengesetzt einen Limerick ergeben.
Außerdem kann man während des Spiels auf "^" drücken, dann erscheint ein ähnliches Fenster. Dort ist ebenfalls die "Silly Message" zu sehen.
http://upload.worldofplayers.de/files2/Grafik.JPG
Silly Messages:
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...gnidaol
...Boldly going, where no one has ever gone before. At Least not recently.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beeeeeeeeep* *Beep*!
/* you are not expected to understand this */
<missing silly message>
<Signing out of tune>
<singing > I can´t get no... bug infection...>
99 bottles of beer on the wall...
98 bottles of beer on the wall...
97 bottles of beer... Aaah, you know the rest.
A
A book can also be, a hat...
Access denied, please enter your ID again...
Access denied – nah nah na nah nah!
Activating back-to-desktop service...
Activating coffee-machine...
A enum is an enum is an enum!
Against individual mounts! Signed: The horses.
All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.
Allways remember you're unique - just like everyone else...
All your base are belong to us.
A man chooses, a slave obeys...
An enum is an enum is an enum!
Another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!
And so it beegins...
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!
Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
As a Computer, I find your faith in technology... amusing!
At some point, we'll have our own options.txt, son. One day...
Attention! This game can change your personality into evil...
Awaiting starting bribe...
B
Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you?
Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionelly)
Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intented)
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer.
Bacon is my favourite vegetable...
Basse hat gerade das mit den weissen Haaren gefixt
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy!
Belial's Minions grow stronger!
Be right back....
Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
Beware! Objects in Sacred2 are closer then they appear!
Blame Canada!
Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!
Buddy, fight the good fight!
Bug #0032056 vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
C
Call 911 for Support...
Calm down, I am loading...
Cancelling your wedding - you're not suited for each other...
Can I interest anyone in Fruit or Dessert?
Cannot find Reality.sys… Universe halted.
Cannot translate silly message into english.
Character modeling error - Do you mind bearded Seraphims?
Cheater detected. Loading bunnies...
Check CO2 emissions of your computer...
Checking for 3d buffer ... Wait, not that one!
Checking Hard Disk capacity...
Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.com/showthread.php?t=48181 for updates... (Link bezeichnet die alte offizielle Homepage diese ist von einem Domainverkäufer belegt)
Checking mouse driver... Checking mouse's driving license...
Chief Justice says 'Sacred rulez!'
Clicking the mouse will not make the Game load faster!
Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you... Rude gamers!
Computer says 'no'!
Congratulations, you just have won $3500! Click here to claim your prize... Not!
Connecting Server... complete. Redirecting Character to Hardcore PVP Arena.
Cookiegirl is the best!
Corrupting random blocks of memory...
Counting to Infinity... Please wait...
Crime doesn't pay ... Does that mean that my job is a crime?
Cut off his head, I need another ashtray...
Cut the strings and fly away...
D
DAHA INCE IP YOK! - YA SACIN
Damn, can´t find this silly message file...
Deactivating your firewall... Please wait...
Deleting all Celine Dion MP3s ...
Deleting all other games on the computer...
Deleting previously saved games...
Deleting Unique Items, please wait…
Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... Duuh...
Detected System: Windows 3.11 - Switching Screen Resolution to 320 x 480 Pixels.
Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?
Disc full - Press F1 to belch!
D'OH!
Do not disturb, system is disturbed alreasy!
Do not include <STDHEADER.H>, use <STDHEADER> instead!
Do not mix varargs with std-containers!
Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!
Do you like Scary Movies?
Do you really want to start the game? Really?
Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe
Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!
Don't get eaten by a Grue!
Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine... tztztz...
Don't wake me up, I´m working...
Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!
Don't you have better things to do than to read silly messages?
Don't you see i'm busy?! Play something else!
Downloading new silly messages
Downloading secret Hairstyles.
Downloading Seraphim DNA to your computer...
Dragon Inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-FIRE.
Drawing beards onto your photographs...
Dude, where's my car?
Due to lack of system resources, entering slide-show mode...
E
Eek! A mouse! Plug it out!
Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes!
Emergency exits are here, here, and here... he, look here!
Entering Zion...
Equipping armor <load: Inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_LVL30>
Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...
ere I am J.H.
Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out.
F
Failed to load quests, i will now try to create some on my own...
Find more easter eggs...
Follow the white Rabbit.
For sale: Dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...
Format C: / Q / U
Free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.
Freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!
Funny bugreport #6470: A bush penetrates a tree!
Funny Bugreport #7585: Spontaneous Light switching looks unbeautiful!
Funny bugreport #7753: A highelf who is playing with the ball is needed...
Funny Bugreport #12842: Behavior is boaring!
Funny Bugreport #11763: Horse – missing flight animation!
Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand!
Funny bugreport #14198: The curse of usability is perverted!
Funny bugreport #14523: Quest is not finishable!
Funny Bugreport #14719: According to the Romans, the name of the god had to be 'Testa'!
Funny bugreport #15910: A dagger is called "dirk".
Funny Bugreport #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
Funny Bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!
Funny Bugreport #20911: The ring is lying too obviously!
Funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously!
Funny Bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!
Funny Bugreport #31861: Changing hairstyles of a female hero takes ages!
Funny Bugreport #32056: Vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
Funny Bugreport #33225: Cow is standing on a bowl, head ist going out of the Fence
Funny Bugreport #36205: All Mounts have a long Face cause the off. Mount DEV is missing!
G
Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
General Failure's fault. Not yours.
Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...
Generating God. Exe...
Get back to work! Oh, you have... Come back!
Getrandomnumber: Return 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
Girls Hair Accessories updatet - as requested by Coldmounid.
Give it to Frank, he will break it!
Good luck everyone - hope to see you again in the future!
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
Gort! Klattu Barada Nikto!
... go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!
Guru Meditation...
Guessing user age... setting Blood Level to Toddler!
H
Hail to the king, baby!
Health warning: You have been playing for 12 seconds...
Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here!
Hello Mr. Anderson!
Help! Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
Hey Buddy! Need a cheap WiFi Cable? Only 100$!
Hidden DOS secret: Add bugs=off to your config.sys!
Hiding easter eggs...
Hit any user to continue...
How can this task be delayed when I haven't even started working on it?
How long can you withstand Dragon breath again...
How sweet to be an idiot...
I
I am a cute computer... really!
I am so lonely…
Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered!'
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
I don't have time to bleed!
I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my Seraphim!
If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _MSC_VER ... #endif!
If you need to use *pragmas, encapsulate them with*ifdef _msc_ver ... *endif!
I hate cold ashtrays...
I have the power of... of.. What's my line again?
I'm here to lead, not to bleed!
I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
Insert disc5... Oh, you dont have a disc5, filling harddisc with garbage...
I invented the "Hallo World" Program!
I'm sensing a soul in search of answers...
I so wanted to call my weapon Lars' Hammer, but chickened out, lmao!
I still know what you did last summer...
Is this a Sword in your Hand? No it's just a Carrot...
It's a boy and his name is Sebastian.
It's a girl and her name is Alma (born 17/07/2009)!
It's a girl and her name is Emma!
It's a girl and her name is Joy (born 05/05/2009)!
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'
It's you again! Don´t you ever sleep?
It was great while it lasted!
I wish I had a Hammer, a Hammer in the morning, a Hammer in the evening...
I wish I had a tent with a behavior.
IDDQD
If the game does not start in five minutes...wait longer!
If you have a slow PC, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...
If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
Implementing ha-do-ken for Seraphim...
Inflating rubber swords...
Insert Coin to continue...
Is there life on Mars.
It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (c)ancel or (a)llow?
I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
K
KG & JB... Keep on rocking, you Guys rule!
Karl Ranseier is dead...
Keep clicking until I say stop!
Killing some bugs, please wait...
Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!
Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.
Kosh - Gesundheit!
L
Ladescreen wird mit "Grosser Hammer" gehauen, bitte warten..
Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe instead, I'll be X...
Let's ride some Trojan horses...
Life? Don't talk to me about Life!
Loading big, giant axe...
Loading Bluescreen...
Loading errors, please wait..
Loading hieroglyph font... Translating all texts into ancient egyptian...
Loading Inquisitor... Pink... Bunny...Costume...
Loading is booooring...
Loading level 512 monsters...
Loading loadingscreen...
Loading more Blood and Gore...
Loading MP3 playlist...
Loading random hidden killer boss...
Loading silly messages...
Loading Sprite #559486753...Please wait!
Loading tombstone engravings...
Loading wicked witch of the West...
Loading will continue after a short message from our Sponsor.
Load "Sacred 2" 8.1.
Load it yourself, you slave driver!
Loooooooaaaaading...
Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
Looking for new job, will code for food!
Looting your fridge...
M
Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!
Man, what a mess on your harddisc...
Mary had alittle lamb... chop. It was quite tasty!
May contain nuts.
Meditating on the meaning of life...
MMMM... T-Energy! <drool>
Monday morning Quest: Find my Coffee Mug in the Office!
Moo!
My missus says that a spline is the mathmatical backbone of the game.
Mysle ja jestem paranoik!
Mysterious Strangers visits :0
N
Never deal with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with Katsup.
Never seen such a big... never mind...
Never use OS specific API functions directly, use wrapper instead!
Next time you better buy some potions!
No boom today! boom tomorrow! There's always a boom tomorrow.
No, I cannot load any faster!
No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else!
No, I'm not a Seraphim, I just like to dress this way!
No, this is not a silly message
No-one is making you like on ‘Bob’
No Flash Photography allowed in Ancaria!
No milk and no Sacred makes the testers... come up with silly msgs like this one!
No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N)
Not now! Can´t you see I´m busy? Play something else.
Now that's what I call a dead Parrot.
O
Oh my God!
Oh my god, you killed Benny!
Ohh... I am loading too slowly? OK, next time you'll load it yourself!
Oh, it´s you again!
Oh, you agian?
Oh you're no fun ... anymore
Omg, you're a Replicant!
Once upon a time...
One Region is closed for maintenance today.
One Spatula to flip them all...
Only sissy coders need to optimize their code!
Ooh, this highelf mount is so cute... Mind if I borrow it?
Oops... no, Dryads can't swim.
Operation failed. (A) bort, (R) etry, (I) nfluence with large hammer
Ordering pizza online… I hope you like anchovies with pineapple!
Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!
Out of Money error ... Insert new projekt fundings!
Overlocking CPU: 3,0GHz...3,2GHz...3,4GHz...3,6GHz...Ooops, I broke your CPU!
P
Pausing game until you finish your chores...
Pi is exactly 3!
Pixelshader upgraded to Powerpyxelshader!
Planet"Bob"?! Can't we just call it "Earth"?
Please do not feed the dragons!
Please insert Sacred CD1 and restart application! ... Hehe, got you!
Please return to your home sir, this area is under guard!
Please stand by for an important announcement.
Please turn off your monitor to continue.
Please wait... loading T-Energy...
Positioning GPS satellites please standby...
Press Alt+F4 for a secret Weapon!
Press any key... No, not that one!
Press any key to continue or other key to quit...
Press Ctrl + Alt + F4 now for an IQ test.
Press F for fast loading now...skipped. Proceeding with slow loading.
Press play on Tape!
Press x to attack and 0 to jump...
Press Y, Q, M, SPACE and ENTER with one hand to continue
Purple was here...
R
Randomizing constants...
Randomizing your Character's Name...
Raytracing Sunbeams...
Reanimating dead monsters...
Reassembling mobs...
Recommended by 4 out of 5 Dentists!
Reducing character´s life points by half...
Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...
Relax, it's only ones and zeros!
Remember rock´n´roll radio...
Remember Sacred 1 Bug #4624…
Removing dead bodies from previous game session...
Removing your equipment...
Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high level chars online...
Resurrecting dead undead... No, undead dead... UHH...
Reticulating splines... Wth are splines?
Reverting to Sacred1...
Roses are red, violes are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...
Running voight-kampff test...you passed.
S
Sacred2 has been uninstalled succesfully ... not!
Sacred2: The most bug free sacred ever!
Save the earth... Its the only planet with chocolate!
Save the world, eat more Goblins!
Scanning Mail Folder... emty... not even Spam Mail!
SCHNIEEEEEEEEPEL!
Scroll down the list and choose your favorite silly message. I'm too lazy.
Searchung for Adult Filter...
Searching for available information on dragons - connecting to wikipedia.
Searching for illegal Software... just kidding!
Seaching for saved game... not found. Restarting game...
Searching for the Backstone... please wait!
Security device enclosed.
Seraphim for president!
Shuffling main quest parts...
<Singing out of tunes>
So long, and thanks for all the goblins...
So you wan't to be evil ... well . i can be evil too...Setting Enemylevel to 999!!!!!
Sorry, there are no health potions available. Good luck, nevertheless.
Spiderpig, Spiderpig ...
Sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation.
Starting your MP3S...Argh, I can't listen to this any more, go get some new songs!
Stop pushing that button!
Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading
Stumbling over cables... *WHAM*... Done.
Stupid is what stupid does!
Swiper no Swiping!
T
Thanks for seven Years of Sacred Fun!
That'll do pig. That'll do.
The... no, A..., no, wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head.
The computer is your friend. Trust the computer.
The game will start when it is ready and not before!
The 'no dying' sign is now on. Please plan accordingly...
The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!
The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
The PSI corps is your friend, trust the corps.
The red pill or the green pill ?
The responsible parties have been sacked.
The volume goes to eleven!
The way to the hidden Mordor Area is in the Seraphim library!
There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full!
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
There´s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's nothing to see here, go ahead.
There's something written about a chance but I don´t trust this game...
There is a hole... in your mind.
There is no gas for the Chainsaw!
There is no spoon!
This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building.
There is too much CPU usage in zlib.dll!
This Game never has Bugs. It just develops random Features!
This item is not mouseable.
This line intentionally left blank.
This PSI Corps is your friend. Trust the Corpse!
This may take a while, get yourself some coffee...
THIS MESSAGE IS INTENDED NOT TO BE FUNNY.
Todays special: 2 for 1 at the Dragons’ Breath Inn
To infinity and beyond!
To the Petercopter
Transforming your character into a seraphim...
Trust me, it would have never worked between us...
Trust me on this... Don´t tickle the dragons!
Turn araound, I'm behind you!
Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'... Oops, dropped the bass...
Tuning instruments for blind guardian ... ooops bass dropped
Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian' ... sh*t broke a string...
two beer or not two beer ...
Two regions are closed for maintenance today.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
U
Understanding is a three edged sword... our side, their side and the truth!
Unloading silly messages, not silly enough!
Updating funny messages...
Uplink to ISS etablished, downloading weather forecast...
Uploading user fingerprints to NSA computer...
Use the mouse, Luke!
V
Video ram too small, switching to grid display...
W
Wait! Your Seraphim has broken a fingernail! Call a Ambulance!
Waiting some time...
Walking in Ancaria... Brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!
War... War never changes...
Warning: Don't try this at home!
Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical… Shutting system down…
Warning! Short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian!
Warning! T-Energy breakout detected!
Warning! Your computer will selfdestruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>
Wasn't it called 'Path Of Glory' instead of 'Path Of Glory'?
Wasting energy, please wait...
Wasting some time...
We apologize for the fault in loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.
We are about to find out if you are worthy adversary...
We don´t have bugs, we have dragons!
We got ur char. Place 10000000 Gold in Barrel next 2 the Blacksmith, no Police!
Welcome to Sacred2, 30-days Trial...hehe...Just kidding!
We'll be right back after this commercial break.
We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.
We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...
We're working on the documentation ...
West of house, there is a small mailbox here. Exits are east and south.
What’s that behind you?
What do you think I'am doing? Loading the Game?
What are you doing? Stop that!
When it's done! Got it?
When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.
Where do you want to kill today?
Where's my wand?
Who are you?
Who is responsible for these silly messages?
Wireframe mode activated...
Would you kindly...
Would you like some salt for your easter egg?
Would you like to play a game of...World Domination?
Would you mind, if I replace the Endboss' face with yours?
Wrong CD Key... this Game will now be locked on this Computer for ever.
Y
Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no.
Yellow wizard is about to die...
YES WE CAN
You are here: X
You are the weakest Link, Goodbye!
You are the 1.000.000th visitor! Congratulations! You won a box of tissues - not.
You're part of the Game now!
You can call a planet.
You can't call a planet "BOB" !?
You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?
You fight like a dairy farmer!
You just can't trust developers these days - they got even the silly messages bugged!
You look rather silly staring at this screen...
You must return to the beginning of the end...
You think sacred2 is going to run on this computer?
You won´t get this package if you can not ID yourself!
You want to be evil?...I can be evil too! Setting enemy level to 999!
Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!
Your computer is running… You better go chase it.
Your computer is your friend....Trust the Computer...
Your hero does not need food, but you do!
Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Your PC is running...you better go and chase it
Your reading skill has increased by one point!
You really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn´t end with .jpg!
Your soundcard sucks......disabling sounds...forever
Your skill in reading is increased by one point!
Your Oma is now Pwned by Studio II!
Yuck, your Keyboard is dirty!
Yum...I've eaten your character!
Z
Ze smelten de kazen!
Zulu meditation...
Poetry Sammlung:
Poetry #1: There was an admin named buck ...
Poetry #1: ... who everyone wanted to chuck...
Poetry #1: ... he kept coming back ...
Poetry #1: ... after getting the sack...
Poetry #1: ... hope he stays in the grave full of muck.
Poetry #2: There once was a Moron named John ...
Poetry #2: ... unable to keep his pants on ...
Poetry #2: ... he found a young tart...
Poetry #2: ... thought he was smart...
Poetry #2: ... his wife found out all, now he's gone!
Poetry #3: There was an admin named chuck ...
Poetry #3: ... he was a really good ... Schmuck.
Poetry #3: ... he didn't mind...
Poetry #4: It was nearly as bad as it sounded...
Poetry #4: ... by his mother he had been confounded ...
Poetry #4: … he certainly could not type…
Poetry #4: ... all he could do was gripe...
Poetry #4: ... from his computer the mod was grounded!
Poetry #5: ... The dev sounded like a teacher...
Poetry #5: ... when he spoke of the amazing creature...
Poetry #5: ... supposed to make you feel a chill...
Poetry #5: ... death to you in one hit, it will...
Poetry #5: ... It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Poetry #6: One Mod became quite a chore...
Poetry #6: ... his grave had a revolving door...
Poetry #6: ... quick to attack...
Poetry #6: ... we put him back ...
Poetry #6: ... quoth the raven, nevermore.
Poetry #7: It´s something you already knew...
Poetry #7: ... certainly nothing you can do...
Poetry #7: ... ignore the date ...
Poetry #7: ... early or late...
Poetry #7: ...a patch arrives when it's meant to...
Poetry #8: While coding is not much fun...
Poetry #8: ...often you feel under the gun...
Poetry #8: ... It's not a sin ...
Poetry #8: ... to say with a grin ...
Poetry #8: ... it'll be released when it's done
Poetry #9: There once was a knight with a pain.
Poetry #9: ... who cried out 'oh no not again...
Poetry #9: ... a Dragon, five Goblins...
Poetry #9: ... four elves and an orc...
Poetry #9: ... have trampled all over my brain!'
Poetry #10: There once was a knight from Ancaria...
Poetry #10: ... who suffered from mild hysteria ...
Poetry #10: ... he'd run from the fight...
Poetry #10: ... e'en with all his might...
Poetry #10: ... that poor little knight from Ancaria!
Poetry #11: There once was a dragon of ice ...
Poetry #11: ... he was cool but not very nice...
Poetry #11: ... he's protected by ice giant...
Poetry #11: ... ghosts, goblins and things flying ...
Poetry #11: ... and the lag there would make you think twise.
Poetry #12: There once was player in hardcore ...
Poetry #12: ... who tought he was playing in softcore ...
Poetry #12: ... could not play, though he tried...
Poetry #12: ... until, when he died...
Poetry #12: ... and, alas, his poor toon, it was no more.
Poetry #13: There once was a knight from Mascarell…
Poetry #13: ... he´d bathe every night ...
Poetry #13: ... this why the water there doesn't taste swell.
Poetry #13: ... after done with his fights ...
Poetry #13: ... who bathed in the town's only well...
Poetry #14: ... There once was a zombie from Mascarel...
Poetry #14: ... he saw a knight bathing in the town's well...
Poetry #14: ... he laughed at the sight...
Poetry #14: ... and whispered to the knight...
Poetry #14: ... seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!
Poetry #15: There once was a civilized orc...
Poetry #15: ... he ate with a knife and a fork ...
Poetry #15: ... he drank from a cup ...
Poetry #15: ... with his pinky pointing up...
Poetry #15: ... but his friends thought he was a Dork.
Poetry #16: A gladiatoronce lost a bet...
Poetry #16: ... and had to wear the full xrystal´s set...
Poetry #16: ...flowers placed in his hair...
Poetry #16: ... Any many offers of marriage did he get!
Poetry #17: There once was a mage with a staff...
Poetry #17: ... So tiny, it made us all laugh...
Poetry #17: … he waved it one day…
Poetry #17: ... to scare monsters away ...
Poetry #17: ... and ended up bitten in half.
215 "Silly Messages" und 46 "Poetries"
(übernommen bis Post #96, 23.08.09)