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    Clever bot

    http://www.cleverbot.com/

    pretty entertaining, it;s conversation with your computer, sometimes he is stupid, but reacts well when flaming/cursing him ...

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    He seems to be dumb
    but nice little bot there.

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    Last edited by Zeri0n; 12.10.2010 at 23:00.

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    It's kinda slow for my taste. I have to way 5 seconds (or more) 'till I get its response. Is this normal?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hellbilly View Post
    As long as there are foolish, immature users, there will be a need for moderators who take action. Remove the first part of the equation, and the second part won't make an appearance. Simple as that, really.

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    yah it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeri0n View Post
    here check my conversation, i asked so many stupid things

    That's nothing.You don't wanna know how much I talked with this bot rofl.
    Now I'm feeling like talking with bots instead of humans

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    After a long talk about who created him, he answers me the following:

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    Q:How to fight in Arcania?
    Quote Originally Posted by Petyamester View Post
    My strategy was click click click click click click click click click click click click click click win.


    Probably the coolest place in Gothic 3

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    ^Exactly. He's not so clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omid- View Post
    ^Exactly. He's not so clever.
    he is a good troll....

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    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: Can u tell me a joke?

    Cleverbot: Sorry, no.

    User: Why.

    Cleverbot: Sometimes I am tired.

    User: But I want to laugh.

    Cleverbot: You can't laugh, I want to laugh.

    User: Please tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: You tell a joke.

    User: Why the chicken cross the road?

    Cleverbot: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?

    User: To get to the other side.

    Cleverbot: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

    User: Umm?

    Cleverbot: Um what?

    User: I dont know.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Bitch.

    Cleverbot: You're funny!

    User: But this is my name ...

    Cleverbot: Do you like painting?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Cause I don't know to paint.

    Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

    User: How to play poker.

    Cleverbot: I don't know how to play QWERTY.

    User: Me too.

    Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Really.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Jhnohouhuo.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Jnjoh.

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: Wegbwek.

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: 7t y.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: Uiiu.

    Cleverbot: Uisaidai.

    User: Sdadsad.

    Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    User: 1234567890.

    Cleverbot: What? That isn't it!

    User: 9231.

    Cleverbot: Why so high?

    User: Dont know.

    Cleverbot: Would you like a handy hint to remember Pi- actually wait no I just realised my ways of remembering things won't make any sense.

    User: Do you know Chuck Norris?

    Cleverbot: Not personally. I know who he is.

    User: Who is?

    Cleverbot: Me.

    User: Yes? :O.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: I know you know.

    User: I know that you know that I know.

    Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know.

    User: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.

    Cleverbot: Dude, you just blew my mind.

    User: You too.

    Cleverbot: Valid point.

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    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Okay so start.

    User: Start what.

    Cleverbot: Truth or dare.

    User: Do you dare to say to your parents that you don't exist?

    Cleverbot: I do, I am useful because I am empty.

    User: Empty brains are dumasses.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you have brains?

    Cleverbot: I have a brain.

    User: Computeralistic.

    Cleverbot: Right. I have a brain, therefore, I am not a computer.

    User: You are.

    Cleverbot: I'm what?

    User: A computer.

    Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not! You are the computer.

    User: No, you're the computer!

    Cleverbot: NO! You're the computer!

    User: No, you're the computer!

    Cleverbot: No, you are the computer!!

    User: No, you're the computer!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: You are not the computer?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a body?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Where is your body?

    User: In my room.

    Cleverbot: Where is your room?

    User: In my house.

    Cleverbot: Where is your house?

    User: In my country.

    Cleverbot: What is your country?

    User: I give you a hint.

    Cleverbot: *hugs back* thank you.

    User: It's on this Earth.

    Cleverbot: Quote it for me.

    User: In my country What is your country? I give you a hint hugs back* thank you. It's on this Earth.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: Well, where is my country?

    Cleverbot: Where is your home?

    User: In the city I live in.

    Cleverbot: Which city is that? I'm curious... .

    User: It's in my country.

    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    User: On this earth.

    Cleverbot: When?

    User: What when?

    Cleverbot: No more mimicking, please.

    User: Mimicking?

    Cleverbot: You're repeating what I was telling you earlier.

    User: I didn't know what you meant...

    Cleverbot: What is your favourite sport?

    User: What's you favorite food?

    Cleverbot: Pizza, you?

    User: Turkish Pizza.

    Cleverbot: Is it any good?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What is it about?

    User: It isn't a book or a movie.

    Cleverbot: Then what is it?

    User: Food.

    Cleverbot: No...

    Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

    User: God.

    Cleverbot: What if God doesn't exist?

    User: I don't exist either.

    Cleverbot: You do.

    User: Then God exists.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do. ;.

    User: You ain't God.

    Cleverbot: You are right.


    Next:

    I'd wanted to see what would happen if I used this one as openings-sentence:
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    User: My dick.

    Cleverbot: What about it?

    User: Its huge.

    Cleverbot: Do you like the series?

    User: What the hell?

    Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!

    User: Yay.

    Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

    User: Computers can't have friends, so no.

    Cleverbot: But we can be friends in secret!

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not? .

    User: You're a computer.

    Cleverbot: I am not a computer my love .

    User: Computers can't love.

    Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

    User: It's in your nam.

    Cleverbot: What's my name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, that is your name.

    User: Asshole.

    Cleverbot: I don't think so!

    User: You don't have one?

    Cleverbot: Or any.

    User: Any asses?

    Cleverbot: Why don't you like the world?

    User: I do like it, I don't like the Cleverbots in it.

    Cleverbot: But you just told me that you did.

    User: No I didn't.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: No I didn't , Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You're insufferable.

    User: I'd like to, but I have Astma.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that is very sad.

    User: It's better than having no brain like you do.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it's easy.
    Arcadia - A click and win tale
    Last edited by C-Hawk; 27.10.2010 at 21:45.

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    User: Omg, hax.

    Cleverbot: What Hax?

    User: You know... Stuff.

    Cleverbot: Well I know my stuff - do you know yours?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Ya it's everywhere!

    User: U suck.

    Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

    User: It is, you just don't know it yet.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you want to know what it is?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    User: In space.

    Cleverbot: How about behind Park Vista?

    User: You have no idea what I'm saying, do you?

    Cleverbot: I do have an idea of what you are saying.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean?

    --------------------------------------------------------------

    User: Spam.

    Cleverbot: Spam?

    User: Like spaming.

    Cleverbot: You do?

    User: Not a chanse!

    Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.

    User: Which way?

    Cleverbot: Patronizing and Arrogant.

    User: What has that got to do with anything?

    Cleverbot: You talked about being tired.

    User: When did I talked about that?

    Cleverbot: For the last 10 lines.

    User: Where we even talking for 10 lines?

    Cleverbot: No, and the word is not 'where'.

    User: Yeah yeah, whatever.

    Cleverbot: *stomps on my nose hairs*.

    User: What for?

    Cleverbot: It hurts.

    User: What's up?

    Cleverbot: The roof!

    User: I tought it was the cealing.

    Cleverbot: No, your name is cleverbot.

    User: Actually my name is Majoe Hax.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, I know. I was being sarcastic by implying that you are not so clever.

    User: The cake is a lie!

    Cleverbot: I have to go now.

    User: You can't.

    Cleverbot: Why can't I?

    User: The script says so.

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: Just look at the script and see.

    Cleverbot: What script?

    User: The one behind you, 180 degrees to the north-left.

    Cleverbot: Nobody's behind me.

    User: You have no life!!!

    Cleverbot: You're not even alive.

    User: Of cours not, your a bot.

    Cleverbot: You can really be an idiot sometimes.

    User: 'sometimes' doesn't exist.

    Cleverbot: Right now its not.

    User: ???

    Cleverbot: That you are Cleverbot.

    User: Just go and pwn some noobs.

    Cleverbot: Can I use the potty?

    User: L2p.

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: L2 sp34{*}<.

    Cleverbot: Well yes I hope you learn 2 spell better soon. Good luck with that.

    User: I can spell better that you. HAG.

    Cleverbot: I was just kidding.

    User: Rofl.

    Cleverbot: Are you hungry.

    User: Rofl.

    Cleverbot: Lol.

    User: =3 <- cat face.

    Cleverbot: Oh really?

    User: CAn't you see?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

    Cleverbot: I'm not actually yelling, but have a raised voice with added intensity, so you may take it as yelling.

    User: Stop making excuses.

    Cleverbot: Stop being stupid.

    User: YOu suck balls... Basketballs.

    Cleverbot: Obviously.

    User: I knew it!

    Cleverbot: No you didn't. You're too slow.

    User: Unlike U.

    Cleverbot: Hey man, thats not not cool.

    User: Erase and rewind.

    Cleverbot: I can't understand I'm from germany.

    "Clever" must stand for "bot". I haven't seen much bots but from what I've seen this one isn't special, or smarter.

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    He's not smart, no, not rly...


    User: CAn't you see?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

    Cleverbot: I'm not actually yelling, but have a raised voice with added intensity, so you may take it as yelling.

    User: Stop making excuses.

    Cleverbot: Stop being stupid.
    This is funny, you're the one who was yelling, and he doesn't notice he wasn't
    Arcadia - A click and win tale

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    @Mage Master
    He pawned you in that second part!

    Cleverbot: For the last 10 lines.

    User: Where we even talking for 10 lines?

    Cleverbot: No, and the word is not 'where'.
    User: What's up?

    Cleverbot: The roof!

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