[Maladiq]

That pic is full of nice little symptoms I've learned to recognize.

Do share.

[Dantos]

Here's a ridiculous pic of me and my dog my sister took this morning!
I had not shaved and so I looked like some 30 year old man.

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I am 18 and my dog is 17 (in human years) we have 1 year difference in case you were wondering

[Zeri0n]

Here's mine, from about hmmm 25 days ago?

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And look at this GOD DAMN double chin from new year, good thing that i managed to... ehm make it smaller?

P.S. I was the only idiot wearing T-shirt xD

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[Dantos]

25 years ago
Nice pics dude. Is the girl in the first pic your girlfriend?
She looks pretty!
And no I do not think you have a double chin.
Your chin is actually well shaped
What was your friend holding in his hand? A glass of rum?

[Omid-]

She looks pretty!

Pretty? I'd do her with a used and broken condom if she had aids. Or maybe i'm getting a little sick in the head.

[Dantos]

Pretty? I'd do her with a used and broken condom if she had aids. Or maybe i'm getting a little sick in the head.

Nah it's normal

I am probably the most inexperienced guy when it comes to girls. I haven't even kissed a girl yet and I'd probably wait till I get married before I make *love* with a girl.
I am not the sort of guy who'd do promiscuous sex with random girls. I'd be blushing red.

[Bamfy]

Nah it's normal

I am probably the most inexperienced guy when it comes to girls. I haven't even kissed a girl yet and I'd probably wait till I get married before I make *love* with a girl.
I am not the sort of guy who'd do promiscuous sex with random girls. I'd be blushing red.

Weren't you gay Danto?

[Dantos]

Weren't you gay Danto?

It was a passing phase which I do not wish to dwell upon anymore.
I like women, I was just a little curious in the past that's all.
I will one day have a Wife and Kids as it is meant to be.
It's my duty to continue the family legacy you see.

[Maladiq]

It was a passing phase which I do not wish to dwell upon anymore.
I like women, I was just a little curious in the past that's all.

You do realize there isn't a single person here who believes that?

[TudoracheMG]

Fuck yeah,I'd be really harsh down south with that Serbian chick too

[TudoracheForever]

Fuck yeah,I'd be really harsh down south with that Serbian chick too

Let's get down to bashing butts.

As well as deez--

[Zeri0n]

Wow, guys relax. She is just my friend that's all, I like her as a person and nothing more . We made some kind of brother-sister relationship, and we are close to each other (do not mention friendzone or i will kick you in the ass). I dunno if i could be with her in a relationship, because after we break up, i would lose our friendship, and i don't want that, i mean she has hot friends for that :3.
In couple of days I'm supposed to meet one of her friends, well she is generally good looking but her face, well she isn't that cute, but in Serbia goes saying:
"Od probiraca nema jebaca" - something like pickers don't get laid

@Danto, i think that it was "Rose", some kind of wine, not white nor red/dark but in between

[Dantos]

You do realize there isn't a single person here who believes that?

Believe what you will
The important thing is that I myself KNOW what I like.
But at the moment I am not interested in relationships at all. I have other priorities right now.

@Danto, i think that it was "Rose", some kind of wine, not white nor red/dark but in between

Oh I see. Wine tends to really make me drunk because of it's sweet and "innocent" taste. I tend to drink wine like a maniac if I had a bottle lying around me.

Anyway yeah!
You should totally date her friends instead of her.
It's safer. Not to mention she can probably hook you up with lots of different ones so you could choose which one you like best

[Zeri0n]

Well she is doing it right now as we speak :3, I am supposed to meet her in couple of days

[Dantos]

Well she is doing it right now as we speak :3, I am supposed to meet her in couple of days

Good Luck!
As much as they say that being a gentleman is dead and no longer practical in the modern world, do not listen to them. Chick's dig polite suitors who offer to pay the bill on a first date

Oh and here's a little proof that there is still hope for me:

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[Dino]

but in Serbia goes saying:
"Od probiraca nema jebaca" - something like pickers don't get laid

You mean something like "whoever picks eats dicks"? j/k but people shouldn't really take their time to be particular about things. Just take what you have and be on your way.

[Zeri0n]

You mean something like "whoever picks eats dicks"? j/k but people shouldn't really take their time to be particular about things. Just take what you have and be on your way.

Well in other words yes
I used to be like that, I was really picky, but had pretty much low success rate... Until my friend told me those words of wisdom, and with those words, a blessing came upon my companion

Oh yes, my dad had some really smart words too, something like:
"Son they may be ugly on outside but..."
Then i interrupt: "Yeah yeah, they are all nice inside, i know that already dad"
And his answer made me laugh and realize the truth: "Not inside you idiot, down bellow, trust me, your little friend will be happy, and so will you"

Well still, i don't like too fat ones, damn it, i am really really disgusted by that, i don't know why buy i can't imagine myself having an intercourse with fat girl.... Same rule goes for girls with mustache, i mean wtf? If i can shave myself every 3rd day, then she can shave/depilate(wrong spelling, i know) her facial hair once in 2-3 weeks? (ok maybe once in 1-2 weeks )

[Dino]

Well still, i don't like too fat ones, damn it, i am really really disgusted by that, i don't know why buy i can't imagine myself having an intercourse with fat girl.... Same rule goes for girls with mustache, i mean wtf? If i can shave myself every 3rd day, then she can shave/depilate(wrong spelling, i know) her facial hair once in 2-3 weeks? (ok maybe once in 1-2 weeks )

Well if it was a matter of choice then most certainly avoid what you don't like.

Aaand shaving... I hate shaving but having a beard is an even bigger pain in the ass.

[Powaz]

Nah, a beard is alright.

[TudoracheMG]

Dunno about y'all,but I've never really liked high-school