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  1. - Silly Messages #1  
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    Ich hatte da mal die Idee zu einer Sammlung der "Silly Messages".
    Für alle die nicht wissen was genau damit gemeint ist:
    Immer wenn Sacred 2 startet kommt am Anfang grüner Text. An der Stelle wie auf dem Bild zu sehen befindet sich die "Silly Message". Manchmal erscheint dort auch ein "Poetry". Jedes "Poetry" hat 5 Zeilen, die richtig zusammengesetzt einen Limerick ergeben.

    Außerdem kann man während des Spiels auf "^" drücken, dann erscheint ein ähnliches Fenster. Dort ist ebenfalls die "Silly Message" zu sehen.

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    Silly Messages:




    #


    • ...gnidaol
    • ...Boldly going, where no one has ever gone before. At Least not recently.
    • *Beep* *Beep* *Beeeeeeeeep* *Beep*!
    • /* you are not expected to understand this */
    • <missing silly message>
    • <Signing out of tune>
    • <singing > I can´t get no... bug infection...>
    • 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
    • 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
    • 97 bottles of beer... Aaah, you know the rest.


    A


    • A book can also be, a hat...
    • Access denied, please enter your ID again...
    • Access denied – nah nah na nah nah!
    • Activating back-to-desktop service...
    • Activating coffee-machine...
    • A enum is an enum is an enum!
    • Against individual mounts! Signed: The horses.
    • All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.
    • Allways remember you're unique - just like everyone else...
    • All your base are belong to us.
    • A man chooses, a slave obeys...
    • An enum is an enum is an enum!
    • Another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!
    • And so it beegins...
    • Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
    • Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer!
    • Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
    • As a Computer, I find your faith in technology... amusing!
    • At some point, we'll have our own options.txt, son. One day...
    • Attention! This game can change your personality into evil...
    • Awaiting starting bribe...


    B


    • Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you?
    • Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionelly)
    • Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intented)
    • Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer.
    • Bacon is my favourite vegetable...
    • Basse hat gerade das mit den weissen Haaren gefixt
    • Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy!
    • Belial's Minions grow stronger!
    • Be right back....
    • Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
    • Beware! Objects in Sacred2 are closer then they appear!
    • Blame Canada!
    • Blocker found! Buddy, open the door!
    • Buddy, fight the good fight!
    • Bug #0032056 vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!



    C


    • Call 911 for Support...
    • Calm down, I am loading...
    • Cancelling your wedding - you're not suited for each other...
    • Can I interest anyone in Fruit or Dessert?
    • Cannot find Reality.sys… Universe halted.
    • Cannot translate silly message into english.
    • Character modeling error - Do you mind bearded Seraphims?
    • Cheater detected. Loading bunnies...
    • Check CO2 emissions of your computer...
    • Checking for 3d buffer ... Wait, not that one!
    • Checking Hard Disk capacity...
    • Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.c...ad.php?t=48181 for updates... (Link bezeichnet die alte offizielle Homepage diese ist von einem Domainverkäufer belegt)
    • Checking mouse driver... Checking mouse's driving license...
    • Chief Justice says 'Sacred rulez!'
    • Clicking the mouse will not make the Game load faster!
    • Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key.
    • Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you... Rude gamers!
    • Computer says 'no'!
    • Congratulations, you just have won $3500! Click here to claim your prize... Not!
    • Connecting Server... complete. Redirecting Character to Hardcore PVP Arena.
    • Cookiegirl is the best!
    • Corrupting random blocks of memory...
    • Counting to Infinity... Please wait...
    • Crime doesn't pay ... Does that mean that my job is a crime?
    • Cut off his head, I need another ashtray...
    • Cut the strings and fly away...


    D


    • DAHA INCE IP YOK! - YA SACIN
    • Damn, can´t find this silly message file...
    • Deactivating your firewall... Please wait...
    • Deleting all Celine Dion MP3s ...
    • Deleting all other games on the computer...
    • Deleting previously saved games...
    • Deleting Unique Items, please wait…
    • Destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... Duuh...
    • Detected System: Windows 3.11 - Switching Screen Resolution to 320 x 480 Pixels.
    • Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?
    • Disc full - Press F1 to belch!
    • D'OH!
    • Do not disturb, system is disturbed alreasy!
    • Do not include <STDHEADER.H>, use <STDHEADER> instead!
    • Do not mix varargs with std-containers!
    • Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!
    • Do you like Scary Movies?
    • Do you really want to start the game? Really?
    • Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe
    • Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!
    • Don't get eaten by a Grue!
    • Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine... tztztz...
    • Don't wake me up, I´m working...
    • Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!
    • Don't you have better things to do than to read silly messages?
    • Don't you see i'm busy?! Play something else!
    • Downloading new silly messages
    • Downloading secret Hairstyles.
    • Downloading Seraphim DNA to your computer...
    • Dragon Inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-FIRE.
    • Drawing beards onto your photographs...
    • Dude, where's my car?
    • Due to lack of system resources, entering slide-show mode...


    E


    • Eek! A mouse! Plug it out!
    • Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes!
    • Emergency exits are here, here, and here... he, look here!
    • Entering Zion...
    • Equipping armor <load: Inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_LVL30>
    • Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...
    • ere I am J.H.
    • Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
    • Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out.


    F


    • Failed to load quests, i will now try to create some on my own...
    • Find more easter eggs...
    • Follow the white Rabbit.
    • For sale: Dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...
    • Format C: / Q / U
    • Free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.
    • Freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!
    • Funny bugreport #6470: A bush penetrates a tree!
    • Funny Bugreport #7585: Spontaneous Light switching looks unbeautiful!
    • Funny bugreport #7753: A highelf who is playing with the ball is needed...
    • Funny Bugreport #12842: Behavior is boaring!
    • Funny Bugreport #11763: Horse – missing flight animation!
    • Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand!
    • Funny bugreport #14198: The curse of usability is perverted!
    • Funny bugreport #14523: Quest is not finishable!
    • Funny Bugreport #14719: According to the Romans, the name of the god had to be 'Testa'!
    • Funny bugreport #15910: A dagger is called "dirk".
    • Funny Bugreport #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
    • Funny Bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture!
    • Funny Bugreport #20911: The ring is lying too obviously!
    • Funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously!
    • Funny Bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning!
    • Funny Bugreport #31861: Changing hairstyles of a female hero takes ages!
    • Funny Bugreport #32056: Vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
    • Funny Bugreport #33225: Cow is standing on a bowl, head ist going out of the Fence
    • Funny Bugreport #36205: All Mounts have a long Face cause the off. Mount DEV is missing!


    G


    • Gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
    • General Failure's fault. Not yours.
    • Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...
    • Generating God. Exe...
    • Get back to work! Oh, you have... Come back!
    • Getrandomnumber: Return 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
    • Girls Hair Accessories updatet - as requested by Coldmounid.
    • Give it to Frank, he will break it!
    • Good luck everyone - hope to see you again in the future!
    • Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
    • Gort! Klattu Barada Nikto!
    • ... go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!
    • Guru Meditation...
    • Guessing user age... setting Blood Level to Toddler!


    H


    • Hail to the king, baby!
    • Health warning: You have been playing for 12 seconds...
    • Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here!
    • Hello Mr. Anderson!
    • Help! Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
    • Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
    • Hey Buddy! Need a cheap WiFi Cable? Only 100$!
    • Hidden DOS secret: Add bugs=off to your config.sys!
    • Hiding easter eggs...
    • Hit any user to continue...
    • How can this task be delayed when I haven't even started working on it?
    • How long can you withstand Dragon breath again...
    • How sweet to be an idiot...


    I


    • I am a cute computer... really!
    • I am so lonely…
    • Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered!'
    • I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
    • I don't have time to bleed!
    • I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my Seraphim!
    • If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
    • If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _MSC_VER ... #endif!
    • If you need to use *pragmas, encapsulate them with*ifdef _msc_ver ... *endif!
    • I hate cold ashtrays...
    • I have the power of... of.. What's my line again?
    • I'm here to lead, not to bleed!
    • I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
    • Insert disc5... Oh, you dont have a disc5, filling harddisc with garbage...
    • I invented the "Hallo World" Program!
    • I'm sensing a soul in search of answers...
    • I so wanted to call my weapon Lars' Hammer, but chickened out, lmao!
    • I still know what you did last summer...
    • Is this a Sword in your Hand? No it's just a Carrot...
    • It's a boy and his name is Sebastian.
    • It's a girl and her name is Alma (born 17/07/2009)!
    • It's a girl and her name is Emma!
    • It's a girl and her name is Joy (born 05/05/2009)!
    • It's not a bug, it's a feature!
    • It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'
    • It's you again! Don´t you ever sleep?
    • It was great while it lasted!
    • I wish I had a Hammer, a Hammer in the morning, a Hammer in the evening...
    • I wish I had a tent with a behavior.
    • IDDQD
    • If the game does not start in five minutes...wait longer!
    • If you have a slow PC, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...
    • If you're gonna ride, ride in style!
    • Implementing ha-do-ken for Seraphim...
    • Inflating rubber swords...
    • Insert Coin to continue...
    • Is there life on Mars.
    • It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (c)ancel or (a)llow?
    • I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.


    K


    • KG & JB... Keep on rocking, you Guys rule!
    • Karl Ranseier is dead...
    • Keep clicking until I say stop!
    • Killing some bugs, please wait...
    • Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus!
    • Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.
    • Kosh - Gesundheit!


    L


    • Ladescreen wird mit "Grosser Hammer" gehauen, bitte warten..
    • Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe instead, I'll be X...
    • Let's ride some Trojan horses...
    • Life? Don't talk to me about Life!
    • Loading big, giant axe...
    • Loading Bluescreen...
    • Loading errors, please wait..
    • Loading hieroglyph font... Translating all texts into ancient egyptian...
    • Loading Inquisitor... Pink... Bunny...Costume...
    • Loading is booooring...
    • Loading level 512 monsters...
    • Loading loadingscreen...
    • Loading more Blood and Gore...
    • Loading MP3 playlist...
    • Loading random hidden killer boss...
    • Loading silly messages...
    • Loading Sprite #559486753...Please wait!
    • Loading tombstone engravings...
    • Loading wicked witch of the West...
    • Loading will continue after a short message from our Sponsor.
    • Load "Sacred 2" 8.1.
    • Load it yourself, you slave driver!
    • Loooooooaaaaading...
    • Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
    • Looking for new job, will code for food!
    • Looting your fridge...


    M


    • Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!
    • Man, what a mess on your harddisc...
    • Mary had alittle lamb... chop. It was quite tasty!
    • May contain nuts.
    • Meditating on the meaning of life...
    • MMMM... T-Energy! <drool>
    • Monday morning Quest: Find my Coffee Mug in the Office!
    • Moo!
    • My missus says that a spline is the mathmatical backbone of the game.
    • Mysle ja jestem paranoik!
    • Mysterious Strangers visits :0


    N


    • Never deal with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with Katsup.
    • Never seen such a big... never mind...
    • Never use OS specific API functions directly, use wrapper instead!
    • Next time you better buy some potions!
    • No boom today! boom tomorrow! There's always a boom tomorrow.
    • No, I cannot load any faster!
    • No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else!
    • No, I'm not a Seraphim, I just like to dress this way!
    • No, this is not a silly message
    • No-one is making you like on ‘Bob’
    • No Flash Photography allowed in Ancaria!
    • No milk and no Sacred makes the testers... come up with silly msgs like this one!
    • No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N)
    • Not now! Can´t you see I´m busy? Play something else.
    • Now that's what I call a dead Parrot.


    O


    • Oh my God!
    • Oh my god, you killed Benny!
    • Ohh... I am loading too slowly? OK, next time you'll load it yourself!
    • Oh, it´s you again!
    • Oh, you agian?
    • Oh you're no fun ... anymore
    • Omg, you're a Replicant!
    • Once upon a time...
    • One Region is closed for maintenance today.
    • One Spatula to flip them all...
    • Only sissy coders need to optimize their code!
    • Ooh, this highelf mount is so cute... Mind if I borrow it?
    • Oops... no, Dryads can't swim.
    • Operation failed. (A) bort, (R) etry, (I) nfluence with large hammer
    • Ordering pizza online… I hope you like anchovies with pineapple!
    • Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!
    • Out of Money error ... Insert new projekt fundings!
    • Overlocking CPU: 3,0GHz...3,2GHz...3,4GHz...3,6GHz...Ooops, I broke your CPU!


    P


    • Pausing game until you finish your chores...
    • Pi is exactly 3!
    • Pixelshader upgraded to Powerpyxelshader!
    • Planet"Bob"?! Can't we just call it "Earth"?
    • Please do not feed the dragons!
    • Please insert Sacred CD1 and restart application! ... Hehe, got you!
    • Please return to your home sir, this area is under guard!
    • Please stand by for an important announcement.
    • Please turn off your monitor to continue.
    • Please wait... loading T-Energy...
    • Positioning GPS satellites please standby...
    • Press Alt+F4 for a secret Weapon!
    • Press any key... No, not that one!
    • Press any key to continue or other key to quit...
    • Press Ctrl + Alt + F4 now for an IQ test.
    • Press F for fast loading now...skipped. Proceeding with slow loading.
    • Press play on Tape!
    • Press x to attack and 0 to jump...
    • Press Y, Q, M, SPACE and ENTER with one hand to continue
    • Purple was here...


    R


    • Randomizing constants...
    • Randomizing your Character's Name...
    • Raytracing Sunbeams...
    • Reanimating dead monsters...
    • Reassembling mobs...
    • Recommended by 4 out of 5 Dentists!
    • Reducing character´s life points by half...
    • Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...
    • Relax, it's only ones and zeros!
    • Remember rock´n´roll radio...
    • Remember Sacred 1 Bug #4624…
    • Removing dead bodies from previous game session...
    • Removing your equipment...
    • Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high level chars online...
    • Resurrecting dead undead... No, undead dead... UHH...
    • Reticulating splines... Wth are splines?
    • Reverting to Sacred1...
    • Roses are red, violes are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...
    • Running voight-kampff test...you passed.


    S


    • Sacred2 has been uninstalled succesfully ... not!
    • Sacred2: The most bug free sacred ever!
    • Save the earth... Its the only planet with chocolate!
    • Save the world, eat more Goblins!
    • Scanning Mail Folder... emty... not even Spam Mail!
    • SCHNIEEEEEEEEPEL!
    • Scroll down the list and choose your favorite silly message. I'm too lazy.
    • Searchung for Adult Filter...
    • Searching for available information on dragons - connecting to wikipedia.
    • Searching for illegal Software... just kidding!
    • Seaching for saved game... not found. Restarting game...
    • Searching for the Backstone... please wait!
    • Security device enclosed.
    • Seraphim for president!
    • Shuffling main quest parts...
    • <Singing out of tunes>
    • So long, and thanks for all the goblins...
    • So you wan't to be evil ... well . i can be evil too...Setting Enemylevel to 999!!!!!
    • Sorry, there are no health potions available. Good luck, nevertheless.
    • Spiderpig, Spiderpig ...
    • Sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation.
    • Starting your MP3S...Argh, I can't listen to this any more, go get some new songs!
    • Stop pushing that button!
    • Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading
    • Stumbling over cables... *WHAM*... Done.
    • Stupid is what stupid does!
    • Swiper no Swiping!


    T


    • Thanks for seven Years of Sacred Fun!
    • That'll do pig. That'll do.
    • The... no, A..., no, wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head.
    • The computer is your friend. Trust the computer.
    • The game will start when it is ready and not before!
    • The 'no dying' sign is now on. Please plan accordingly...
    • The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!
    • The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
    • The PSI corps is your friend, trust the corps.
    • The red pill or the green pill ?
    • The responsible parties have been sacked.
    • The volume goes to eleven!
    • The way to the hidden Mordor Area is in the Seraphim library!
    • There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full!
    • There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
    • There´s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
    • There's nothing to see here, go ahead.
    • There's something written about a chance but I don´t trust this game...
    • There is a hole... in your mind.
    • There is no gas for the Chainsaw!
    • There is no spoon!
    • This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building.
    • There is too much CPU usage in zlib.dll!
    • This Game never has Bugs. It just develops random Features!
    • This item is not mouseable.
    • This line intentionally left blank.
    • This PSI Corps is your friend. Trust the Corpse!
    • This may take a while, get yourself some coffee...
    • THIS MESSAGE IS INTENDED NOT TO BE FUNNY.
    • Todays special: 2 for 1 at the Dragons’ Breath Inn
    • To infinity and beyond!
    • To the Petercopter
    • Transforming your character into a seraphim...
    • Trust me, it would have never worked between us...
    • Trust me on this... Don´t tickle the dragons!
    • Turn araound, I'm behind you!
    • Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'... Oops, dropped the bass...
    • Tuning instruments for blind guardian ... ooops bass dropped
    • Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian' ... sh*t broke a string...
    • two beer or not two beer ...
    • Two regions are closed for maintenance today.
    • Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!



    U


    • Understanding is a three edged sword... our side, their side and the truth!
    • Unloading silly messages, not silly enough!
    • Updating funny messages...
    • Uplink to ISS etablished, downloading weather forecast...
    • Uploading user fingerprints to NSA computer...
    • Use the mouse, Luke!


    V

    • Video ram too small, switching to grid display...


    W


    • Wait! Your Seraphim has broken a fingernail! Call a Ambulance!
    • Waiting some time...
    • Walking in Ancaria... Brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back!
    • War... War never changes...
    • Warning: Don't try this at home!
    • Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical… Shutting system down…
    • Warning! Short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian!
    • Warning! T-Energy breakout detected!
    • Warning! Your computer will selfdestruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>
    • Wasn't it called 'Path Of Glory' instead of 'Path Of Glory'?
    • Wasting energy, please wait...
    • Wasting some time...
    • We apologize for the fault in loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked.
    • We are about to find out if you are worthy adversary...
    • We don´t have bugs, we have dragons!
    • We got ur char. Place 10000000 Gold in Barrel next 2 the Blacksmith, no Police!
    • Welcome to Sacred2, 30-days Trial...hehe...Just kidding!
    • We'll be right back after this commercial break.
    • We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria.
    • We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...
    • We're working on the documentation ...
    • West of house, there is a small mailbox here. Exits are east and south.
    • What’s that behind you?
    • What do you think I'am doing? Loading the Game?
    • What are you doing? Stop that!
    • When it's done! Got it?
    • When you are leaving, please close the door behind you.
    • Where do you want to kill today?
    • Where's my wand?
    • Who are you?
    • Who is responsible for these silly messages?
    • Wireframe mode activated...
    • Would you kindly...
    • Would you like some salt for your easter egg?
    • Would you like to play a game of...World Domination?
    • Would you mind, if I replace the Endboss' face with yours?
    • Wrong CD Key... this Game will now be locked on this Computer for ever.


    Y


    • Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no.
    • Yellow wizard is about to die...
    • YES WE CAN
    • You are here: X
    • You are the weakest Link, Goodbye!
    • You are the 1.000.000th visitor! Congratulations! You won a box of tissues - not.
    • You're part of the Game now!
    • You can call a planet.
    • You can't call a planet "BOB" !?
    • You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?
    • You fight like a dairy farmer!
    • You just can't trust developers these days - they got even the silly messages bugged!
    • You look rather silly staring at this screen...
    • You must return to the beginning of the end...
    • You think sacred2 is going to run on this computer?
    • You won´t get this package if you can not ID yourself!
    • You want to be evil?...I can be evil too! Setting enemy level to 999!
    • Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you!
    • Your computer is running… You better go chase it.
    • Your computer is your friend....Trust the Computer...
    • Your hero does not need food, but you do!
    • Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    • Your PC is running...you better go and chase it
    • Your reading skill has increased by one point!
    • You really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn´t end with .jpg!
    • Your soundcard sucks......disabling sounds...forever
    • Your skill in reading is increased by one point!
    • Your Oma is now Pwned by Studio II!
    • Yuck, your Keyboard is dirty!
    • Yum...I've eaten your character!


    Z


    • Ze smelten de kazen!
    • Zulu meditation...




    Poetry Sammlung:


    • Poetry #1: There was an admin named buck ...
    • Poetry #1: ... who everyone wanted to chuck...
    • Poetry #1: ... he kept coming back ...
    • Poetry #1: ... after getting the sack...
    • Poetry #1: ... hope he stays in the grave full of muck.


    • Poetry #2: There once was a Moron named John ...
    • Poetry #2: ... unable to keep his pants on ...
    • Poetry #2: ... he found a young tart...
    • Poetry #2: ... thought he was smart...
    • Poetry #2: ... his wife found out all, now he's gone!


    • Poetry #3: There was an admin named chuck ...
    • Poetry #3: ... he was a really good ... Schmuck.
    • Poetry #3: ... he didn't mind...


    • Poetry #4: It was nearly as bad as it sounded...
    • Poetry #4: ... by his mother he had been confounded ...
    • Poetry #4: … he certainly could not type…
    • Poetry #4: ... all he could do was gripe...
    • Poetry #4: ... from his computer the mod was grounded!


    • Poetry #5: ... The dev sounded like a teacher...
    • Poetry #5: ... when he spoke of the amazing creature...
    • Poetry #5: ... supposed to make you feel a chill...
    • Poetry #5: ... death to you in one hit, it will...
    • Poetry #5: ... It's not a bug, it's a feature!


    • Poetry #6: One Mod became quite a chore...
    • Poetry #6: ... his grave had a revolving door...
    • Poetry #6: ... quick to attack...
    • Poetry #6: ... we put him back ...
    • Poetry #6: ... quoth the raven, nevermore.


    • Poetry #7: It´s something you already knew...
    • Poetry #7: ... certainly nothing you can do...
    • Poetry #7: ... ignore the date ...
    • Poetry #7: ... early or late...
    • Poetry #7: ...a patch arrives when it's meant to...


    • Poetry #8: While coding is not much fun...
    • Poetry #8: ...often you feel under the gun...
    • Poetry #8: ... It's not a sin ...
    • Poetry #8: ... to say with a grin ...
    • Poetry #8: ... it'll be released when it's done


    • Poetry #9: There once was a knight with a pain.
    • Poetry #9: ... who cried out 'oh no not again...
    • Poetry #9: ... a Dragon, five Goblins...
    • Poetry #9: ... four elves and an orc...
    • Poetry #9: ... have trampled all over my brain!'


    • Poetry #10: There once was a knight from Ancaria...
    • Poetry #10: ... who suffered from mild hysteria ...
    • Poetry #10: ... he'd run from the fight...
    • Poetry #10: ... e'en with all his might...
    • Poetry #10: ... that poor little knight from Ancaria!


    • Poetry #11: There once was a dragon of ice ...
    • Poetry #11: ... he was cool but not very nice...
    • Poetry #11: ... he's protected by ice giant...
    • Poetry #11: ... ghosts, goblins and things flying ...
    • Poetry #11: ... and the lag there would make you think twise.


    • Poetry #12: There once was player in hardcore ...
    • Poetry #12: ... who tought he was playing in softcore ...
    • Poetry #12: ... could not play, though he tried...
    • Poetry #12: ... until, when he died...
    • Poetry #12: ... and, alas, his poor toon, it was no more.


    • Poetry #13: There once was a knight from Mascarell…
    • Poetry #13: ... he´d bathe every night ...
    • Poetry #13: ... this why the water there doesn't taste swell.
    • Poetry #13: ... after done with his fights ...
    • Poetry #13: ... who bathed in the town's only well...


    • Poetry #14: ... There once was a zombie from Mascarel...
    • Poetry #14: ... he saw a knight bathing in the town's well...
    • Poetry #14: ... he laughed at the sight...
    • Poetry #14: ... and whispered to the knight...
    • Poetry #14: ... seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!


    • Poetry #15: There once was a civilized orc...
    • Poetry #15: ... he ate with a knife and a fork ...
    • Poetry #15: ... he drank from a cup ...
    • Poetry #15: ... with his pinky pointing up...
    • Poetry #15: ... but his friends thought he was a Dork.


    • Poetry #16: A gladiatoronce lost a bet...
    • Poetry #16: ... and had to wear the full xrystal´s set...
    • Poetry #16: ...flowers placed in his hair...
    • Poetry #16: ... Any many offers of marriage did he get!


    • Poetry #17: There once was a mage with a staff...
    • Poetry #17: ... So tiny, it made us all laugh...
    • Poetry #17: … he waved it one day…
    • Poetry #17: ... to scare monsters away ...
    • Poetry #17: ... and ended up bitten in half.



    215 "Silly Messages" und 46 "Poetries"



    (übernommen bis Post #96, 23.08.09)

    Geändert von Golden Girl (23.01.2015 um 13:49 Uhr)
  2. #2  
    Abenteurer Avatar von VampCat
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    Dont you see i'm busy?! Play something else!
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    Provinzheld Avatar von Shadow Didi
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    Da fällt mir ein "Dreiergespann" ein!

    "Press any key to continue"

    "Press Y, Q, M, SPACE and ENTER with one hand to continue"

    "Hit any user to continue"
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    Kämpfer Avatar von Pzaiko
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    Spiderpig, Spiderpig.......
    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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    General Avatar von antizombie
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    klar auf englisch, aber bedeutung war in dieser art:
    wenn du von einem drachen gefressen wisrt, gibt es immer 2 auswege...
    I told her that the moon was a magical thing,
    it shone gold in the winter
    and silver in spring.
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    Ritter Avatar von DonPromillo
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    Da gibts schon so eine Liste:
    http://www.sacredwiki.org/index.php5...Silly_Messages

    Meine erste Message war:
    "Your PC is running...you better go and chase it", oder so ähnlich. Ich habe mich jedenfalls ordentlich amüsiert.
    Und mein Favorit ist: "Downloading new silly messages".
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    Generating 100 boss monster at starting location...

    hui da hab ich mich aber erschrocken ^^
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    Ritter Avatar von 8xam
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    irgendwo im nirgendwo :P
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    @ Timmää
    ich weiß aber das heißt nicht das wir hier nicht weitermachen können
    außerdem sind das nicht alle

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    Master of Disaster  Avatar von HeavyGuard
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    • Poetry #8: ...often you feel under the gun...
    • THIS MESSAGE IS INTENDED NOT TO BE FUNNY.
    Sei vorsichtig mit dem was du suchst, du könntest es finden ...
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    Master of Disaster  Avatar von HeavyGuard
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    • ere I am J.H.
    • Wireframe mode activated...
    • Poetry #10: ...he`d run from the fight...
    • Loading is booooring
    • Wait! Your Seraphim has broken a fingernail! Call a Ambulance!

    Nein, bei der ersten Message fehlt kein Buchstabe - die ist genau so drin.

    Die letzte ist derzeit mein absoluter Favorit - da geht das Laden glatt doppelt so schnell wenn man im ROFL-Mode liegt.
    Sei vorsichtig mit dem was du suchst, du könntest es finden ...
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    Schwertmeister Avatar von Ps0ke
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    The red pill or the green pill ?
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    Master of Disaster  Avatar von HeavyGuard
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    • Poetry #12: Who tought he was playing in softcore ...
    • Poetry #9: ... who cried out "Oh no, not again"
    • Load "Sacred 2" 8.1.
    • Mysterious Strangers visits: 0
    • No, i cannot load any faster!
    • Reducing character´s life points by half...

    Geändert von HeavyGuard (18.12.2008 um 14:31 Uhr)
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    Master of Disaster  Avatar von HeavyGuard
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    • /* you are not expected to understand this */
    • Buddy, fight the good fight!
    • Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
    • All your base are belong to us.
    • Poetry #15: ... he ate with a knife and a fork ...
    • Knowledge is a weapon... I intend to be formidably armed.
    • Unloading silly messages, not silly enough!

    Geändert von HeavyGuard (19.12.2008 um 15:14 Uhr)
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    Schwertmeister Avatar von Ps0ke
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    Joa, hier noch mal 2:

    # I wish I had a tent with a behavior.

    # Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high level chars online...

    ach ja üpriegens: Wenn ein Spruch zu lang war könnt ihr während des SPiels
    [^]/[°] drücken um die Konsole zu öffnen, da steht der ganze Boot text noch einmal. um sie zu schließen einfach nochmal drücken.
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    meine liebste Kiki/Feline Avatar von Feline
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    # stupid is what stupid does!

    caritas mea magna
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    • Poetry #2: ... unable to keep his pants on ...
    • Poetry #14: ... he laughed at the sight
    • Oh, it´s you again!
    • Save the world, eat more Goblins!
    • You can call a planet.
    • Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no.
    • You must return to the beginning of the end...
    • Pausing game until you finish your chores...
  18. #18  
    Ritter Avatar von 8xam
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    irgendwo im nirgendwo :P
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    Danke

    bis hierhin alles übernommen

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    Schwertmeister Avatar von Ps0ke
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    Und nochmal 2:
    I am a cute computer... really!

    ...gnidaol
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    Your Keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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