[Der_Schläfer]

Are you more the manly beard-face-pirate or the smooth-skinned-nobleman?

But consider: If you're a pirate, you can't believe in god, if you're a nobleman, you must! So next time you look into the mirror: Think twice which statement your face shall make for you!

[Zocky]

i shave left half and i leave right half of the face. What does that make me then? :P (apart from weird :P)

[Der_Schläfer]

i shave left half and i leave right half of the face. What does that make me then? :P (apart from weird :P)

Most likely that makes you a pirobleman. And since that sounds an awful lot like French, you're most likely that guy hiding in the bottom of the ship and surrendering to a passing mouse.

[Zocky]

Lol. You have a lot of imagination, i'll give you that. :P

[Serpentes]

Of course, I am a smooth-skinned-nobleman. Since you did not define what you mean by god, I can admit I believe in him or rather me

[Human Ashes]

Guys, i have a question.

Shaves god his mother?

[Zocky]

uhm,not sure if i understand what you mean......does god shaves his mother? Hopefully not. XD

[Der_Schläfer]

Of course, I am a smooth-skinned-nobleman. Since you did not define what you mean by god, I can admit I believe in him or rather me

So you believe you're a snake with the ability to use a computer?

Guys, i have a question.

Shaves god his mother?

Most likely, he does. Now we only have to determine, where he shaves her.

[Zocky]

oh lol.....

[Serpentes]

So you believe you're a snake with the ability to use a computer?

I am a smooth-skinned-noblesnake with the ability to use a computer

[Der_Schläfer]

I am a smooth-skinned-noblesnake with the ability to use a computer

Touché.

But you are a god, so I assume Serpentes is just one of your incarnations... Apophis!

[Serpentes]

Touché.

But you are a god, so I assume Serpentes is just one of your incarnations... Apophis!

True, Serpentes is my favourite incarnation though.

[Der_Schläfer]

True, Serpentes is my favourite incarnation though.

One question though: How do snakes shave?

And where do you shave your mother?

[Human Ashes]

Most likely, he does. Now we only have to determine, where he shaves her.

That's quite interesting. Anything intercessional for the thesis "nether regions" ?

[Assassin of Kings]

It's smooth-skinned-nobleman style for me. I dislike the way I look when having a beard (looks disorderly), and besides, I can be a fierce pirate even if I do shave, it's all in my hunger for treasures and the pleasure of robbing the innocent.

[Maladiq]

Yeah, I shave. But only because I grow too little beard and just in the tip of my chin, so I would look like a goad if I wouldn't shave. And not in the James Hetfield way, but in the worst possible way.

[Omid-]

At the moment i'm not shaving, but then again i'm currently not in possession of anything to shave myself with. When i am in possession of such an artifact, i try to shave whenever i notice the growth of facial hair.

[Aetherian]

I shave once a month, maybe twice, whenever my beard gets to the homeless, derelict bum looking stage. On the other hand I haven't cut my hair in 3-4 years.

[Dino]

Yeah I shave. Beard is annoying.

[Nameless2]

Yeah, I shave, but only when I can be arsed. Which generally means once a week when I look into the mirror and see that stubbles once again have turned into hairs.

Also, I meant shaving my face.